Star Trek - Space: The Final Frontier

I like the idea of a time war, as in it could be a cool sci fi concept where time travelers keep trying to undo the work of different time travelers to produce different futures to one side’s satisfaction or another. Problem is, I don’t think ENT was really the show for such a concept to be explored. The Xindi are kinda interesting as a concept I guess? Major early rival of the federation comprised of various species in alignment, but it feels poorly executed.

We see the notion of time cops in Voyager-so a future federation doing time travel shenanigans and shit could be an intriguing show in its own right-if and that is if it was handled by writers capable of translating such a high concept sci fi idea to television in a way that worked.
No, I'm with the cops that had to investigate Sisko's time travel incident.
 
I like Voyager's relativity.

Both because we get to see Seven in uniform and also time cops and crazy hijinks.

Really fun episode.
 
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I like Voyager's relativity. Both because we get to see Seven in uniform and also time cops and crazy hijinks
  • "So in a way the Federation owes its existence to the Borg." – Seven puts her own spin on the events of First Contact. :story:
  • "Watch out for the Janeway factor!!’" Kirk violated DTC protocol 17 times. 17 is starting to sound like a low number to Voyager!
  • Jay Karnes! He's a really great actor, and it would have been great to see him as a regular. It's always a one-episode type deal. Burn Notice, Sons of Anarchy, Graceland.
 
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  • Jay Karnes! He's a really great actor, and it would have been great to see him as a regular. It's always a one-episode type deal. Burn Notice, Sons of Anarchy, Graceland.
I had to look him up, and yep, he was Dutch on The Shield. Probably my favorite character.


When was the last time you saw your own dick without using a mirror?
 

A Star Trek fan has launched a petition to have the live-action Star Trek shows created by producer Alex Kurtzman designated as non-canon.

You don't need a petition to do that. They are non-canon shit. Period.
 

A Star Trek fan has launched a petition to have the live-action Star Trek shows created by producer Alex Kurtzman designated as non-canon.

You don't need a petition to do that. They are non-canon shit. Period.
Oh, is Alex Turdtzman trying to make a Trek show? Yeah... I can't imagine that being very good XD.

It sucks that we haven't had any new Star Trek since Enterprise ended, but I guess it could have been worse...
 
Don’t, uh…don’t look up Jeri Ryan’s role in Picard if you liked Seven of Nine. Or Jeri Ryan.
And to round off this character assassination:
She’s allowed to be angry and violent, vengeful and deeply broken in a way that’s traditionally reserved for men. Perhaps she’s not a role model, but she is definitely a hero, and in a way that women are often not allowed to be.
The official site is publishing opinion pieces that seem to push justications for a more violent Seven of Nine.

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She isn't even a little unique. I feel like every goldshirt since Tasha Yar has been "angry, violent, and vengeful."
 
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Oh God, episode 1 of Picard Season 2 is out. I kind of want to watch it to see how bad it is, but for season 1 I needed copious amounts of booze to get through it. I’m not sure that my liver will survive another season.
I suffered through the first season I won't watch it anymore. I think I'll wait for NitpickingNerd and BirdOPrey5's review.
 
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I suffered through the first season I won't watch it anymore. I think I'll wait for NitpickingNerd and BirdOPrey5's review.

Fair enough. I couldn't bring myself to watch discovery, but I hate watched Picard. It was terrible (although at first I had hopes it would be okay). I needed copious amounts of booze to silence my brain just to be able to watch it. I fear season 2 will be worse, and hr amount of booze will not be manageable.

*EDiT* That's a polite way of saying it was shit, and I still watched it, but needed help to swallow the garbage *EDIT*
 
AHAHAHAHAHAAH Picard sounds like grandpa Simpson when he says 'computer, activate self-destruct'. God this is going to be hilarious

Ok soooooo. Opening scene, people running on a ship with ALERT CONDITION RED, with Star Trek 2009 style titly cam. Borg thing on bridge killing bitches, Picard orders self destruct.

Scene 2: Picard makes some wine and talks about something to his Irish Romulan.
FLASHBACK to kid picard in something doing something. Some woman is talking about plants and windows.
I'm bored now.
SPACIAL ANOMOLY (Green)
Picard scolded by his Irish Romulan. I bet she sponge baths him.
Picard delivers a speech to the Jedi Council at Starfleet command. Reintroduces the drug addict diversity hire, the stupid sword Romulan boy. Picard talks about not having kids.
Seven of Nine on a ship beating Orks with a spanner and complains about borg implants
Cut to synthetic robot lady having a dinner party
Fat autistic blonde lady from series 1 flirts with Sulu then goes to her spaceship with the spic from the first series who's now a Latin captain on the OMG IT'S THE USS STARGAYZER!
Picard talks to teen romulan and gives him a book from Spock
ANOMOLY! SEVEN! STARGAYZER! STATIC ON THE RADIO! HELP US PICARD!
Picard goes to 10 forward to speak to a Racist Pedo apologist. Woopie looks like she doesn't age.
Picard gets asked by diveristy hire admiral to go see an anomoly.
More talking on the STARGAYZER!
OMG THE BORG< THE BORG OMG OMG OMG A BORD DIAMOND!
Copy paste fleet jumps in. Let's talk about what to do!
Borg ask to join the fed, captain spic RAISE SHIELDS
doctor Octopus takes over the entire fleet
AUTO DESTRUCT BOOM
Picard wakes.
STAY TUNED FOR PART 2.
 
It definitely is Twitter Trek. They "listen" to fans... but only select ones on Twitter, then they make the stupidest of changes. After complaints of Klingorcs, they put hair back on them. After complaints of Mike being too serious, they made her cry for a whole season. After complaints of her crying too much, they made her a Whedonesque quipper. After complaints of cut and paste fleet, they went to Star Trek Online and got their ships for that scene in the season 2 episode. It honestly seems that they have zero wish to tell their own story.
 
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