Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

yeah Piggy copes about people following him because he's a lolcow by pretending he's followed for being NOTORIOUS and because of his political firebrand, which is to say dime-a-dozen mainstream Democrat takes. His relationship with social media is bizarre, he's more delusional than those Twitch streamers with pro gear at 5 viewers.

As far back as 2012 he's been developing this brand of twitter faggotry, a decade later and he has yet to make a penny from it (on the contrary, #PayQuasi) archived
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This nigga so out of touch with reality he thought 28k followers -from a niche completely unrelated to cars no less- was anywhere near enough for mother fucking Ford motor company to consider him a social media influencer and grant him privileged access. Behold his engagement numbers. archived
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Resenting his sincerefollowers for not giving a shit about his "expertise" and faggy self-important ruminations, his gift to humanity lol, get the hint archived
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He really deludes himself into thinking that the dozens of hours a week he sinks into Twitter are some sort of productive "audience-building" archived
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pretty sure the only reason he hasn't launched a GoFundMe pity e-begging campaign is because we'd make fun of how little money it'd make

Anyone who would voluntarily label themselves as a “pundit” is a colossal faggot.
 
Anyone who would voluntarily label themselves as a “pundit” is a colossal faggot.
I searched his twitter and found these three at the top. There are likely hundreds, if not thousands more...

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pretty sure the only reason he hasn't launched a GoFundMe pity e-begging campaign is because we'd make fun of how little money it'd make
A graph charting twitter followers over time and Tomlinson book sales by title over the same amount of time with this tweet as the title would be illuminating, hilarious and infuriating (for pat)
 
He also oinks some more about Sanderson:

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Is Sanderson's crowdfunding really about not getting paid enough, or is it more about him trying to cut out the publishing middlemen and have a more direct relationship with his audience? You see this a lot in the music scene where musicians get big enough to just jettison their contracts, make their own vanity labels, and keep more of the sales profits.
 
Someone on OnA pointed out something hilarious. Before his dumb Tiny Tim book Pat was working on something else for like 2 years called Herd Immunity about some badass woman former space marine who protects endangered space elephants...in space! Scalzi just released a book with almost the same premise but it's about a guy who protects endangered 'kaiju'
 
While his favorite watering hole is getting invaded by the OnAForums, our piglet continues to shit out nonsense that he has no idea about:

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Edit: The OnAForums member at Hooligans has provided an update:

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Edit 2: More info about the bar that Pat spends most of his time at:

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Edit 3: And that's the end of that. Looks like our piggy talks a big game about stopping invasions on twitter, but will happily sit at home and play with his toys while his favorite bar is being invaded.

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Pat is begging people to read his books. Looks like his fake victim narrative on twitter isn't translating to any book sales.

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this is such an entirely made up strawman created to have some convenient hypothetical people to chastize and act smug over. Who are these readers that only read a certain author lol? it's not a real widespread thing that happens a lot. Jealous faggot wants to believe nobody is buying his tranny crab erotica because they're busy reading Harry Potter for the 19th time.
 
How dare you? I'll have you know that the penis is one of the classic staples of comedy that exists and I would wager that his is especially uproariously funny to both genders and not one more that exist. Like a little mushroom barely peaking out from underneath a large transparent garbage bad of lard someone dumped in the forest. If he went on stage and whipped it out people would be in hysterics and he would get his own Netflix special in a heartbeat. Just like Louis CK.
In the days of the ancient Greeks, those watching Aristophanes' comedies would see men with giant fake penises strolling around stage to laugh at. How far western civ has fallen when we can no longer get good specimens to laugh at if Pat is all we are going to get.
 
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