Russian Invasion of Ukraine (2022): Thread 1 - Ukrainian Liars vs Russian Liars with Air and Artillery Superiority

How well is the combat this going for Russia?

  • ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ Blyatskrieg

    Votes: 46 6.6%

  • ⭐⭐⭐⭐ A well planned strike with few faults

    Votes: 45 6.5%

  • ⭐⭐⭐ Competent attack with some upsets

    Votes: 292 42.1%

  • ⭐⭐ Worse than expected

    Votes: 269 38.8%

  • ⭐ Ukraine takes back Crimea 2022

    Votes: 42 6.1%
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appa said:
i drink french vodka anyway.
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K-Hole said:
Final thought for the night. Bed time here. Got some noodles to go and looking forward to it.

I just love how Putin has stirred the pot. Some cunt needed to do it. No cunt on this planet had the fucking balls and capabilities of Putin though. I still hate him. Always did. He's not a nice man. But there is no justice in this world.

Still, he really has set the cat amongst the pigeons.

I just love how the West have come together in their calling out of him. It's afraid. Of course they don't like him. He's the only cunt that has called them out on their bullshit. I don't like the guy, but he is erudite and fairly on the ball if you listen to him. He can speak and he makes sense. He might have gone a bit crazy lately, but eh, shit happens...

Who else was gonna play this part? King Salman from Saudi Arabia? I don't fucking think so.

Some twat from a South American country? Nah, not happening either.

The King of Spain?

You get me?

Vlad is the last fucking bit of truth in this world. I still hate him. He's a monster. He's not even our monster. Just a monster.

And in the same way that the Canadian Truckers have won their fight, and have nothing left to prove, so does Vlad have nothing left to prove, though he might have a few more battles to fight. But fuck it, just send a few more of those Gopniks to war, tell them that they are fighting the good fight, they will believe it, they are stupid, they are drunk anyway, on looted Vodka. Da!

What a fucking time to be alive. I'm blase about it tbh fam coz like most of you I have fuck all left to lose.

But spare a thought for those in the convoys tonight. They do have a lot to lose.

I love all human life. I love the fucking Russians and I love the fucking Ukrainians too. And I know you do too. You soft soapy wankers!

Someone needed to stick a stick in to the sickly sticky honey pot. Vlad was the only one in a position to do that. He's not a nice man, but he's a man whose time has come.

Fuck this gay earth. Was gonna have a pizza tonight. But I got no toppings. Fuck that. So I'll just make do with some nice noodles, egg, few peas, and whatever seasoning on top. Life is not so bad.

I'll pick up a jar of Jalapenos tomorrow. A hunk of Halloumi cheese. Perhaps even some Olives.

Life doesn't get better than this.

I'll say a prayer tonight for those stuck in shitty Ukraine
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You sound so drunk bud get yourself some goddamn rest. This wars driving us all insane
 
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Richardface said:
its whether you take the occasional clawing (warrior type) or accept constantly being drooled on and shit being left everywhere (nurse/support type)
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Between the two, I'll take the one that doesn't physically injure me.

But better yet, keep all filthy, shitting, shedding animals out of my fucking house.
 
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Psychotron said:
The ghost of keiv spotted riding war elephant
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some random slav with a gun in one hand, rocket launcher in the other riding an elephant would be probably the dankest shit
appa said:
i drink french vodka anyway. fuck russia.
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costco generic american vodka, under fifteen bucks for 1.75l, real glass bottle
 
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appa said:
i drink french vodka anyway. fuck russia.
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Sharklaser said:
Imagine drinking vodka at all. Whiskey write large (Scotch, Bourbon, Rye, etc) is superior. Now gimme those negative ratings!
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Y’all need to embrace the Krauts, Irish, and frens and hop on the beer train. That’s how I’m watching this clown world war. 🍺🍻
 
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Maybe the Ukranian soldiers should hold up big cardboard printouts of the ruble's performance and hold it up where the Russians can see, that would probably stop their advance.
 
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