Orbiter šŸ“ Amanda Lynn Morris (nĆ©e Amanda Morris) / "May" / Pantsu Party / sadNtrad / "Clout Horse" - Open pedophile/lolicon/self-documented groomer ex-girlfriend of Digibro who hangs drawings of naked children above her bed. Clout chaser extraordinaire, would suck any dick for a crumb of e-fame. GUNTED. Lawful bride of a monstrous pig.

When will Reroll Rozie get rerolled?

  • Less than 6 months after being born.

    Votes: 162 11.6%

  • Between 6 months and a year.

    Votes: 282 20.2%

  • After a year.

    Votes: 232 16.7%

  • Never / Their relationship won't last that long / Ralph will be incapacitated before then

    Votes: 717 51.5%
  • Total voters
    1,393
Didnā€™t May live with Digibro in Virginia Beach for like two years? Once you live near the beach for awhile going on a trip to another (on the same coast) isnā€™t very exciting.

Good to see if Ralph has to wear a t-shirt to the beach so does May. No maternity swimwear, or swimming, for her.
 
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Capt. Jean Luc Ritard said:
I'm confused. Everyone keeps talking about how after she gives birth, there's no way May will be able to handle a whiny, poopy pants creature that can't do anything for itself. She already has a ton of experience with that.
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It's more that she will be the next Mercedes carrera but this time with a infant.
 
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Wonder how happy Meigh is about Ralphā€™s victory in court today? Iā€™m sure she doesnā€™t mind Faithā€™s baby taking any $$ or time or attention away from Reroll. It only gets better though.
Iā€™ve heard of women who pay their manā€™s child support for his previous kids, and I canā€™t imagine anything more pathetic. This will be your responsibility soon Meigh.
 
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Wine em Dine em 69 em said:
Wonder how happy Meigh is about Ralphā€™s victory in court today? Iā€™m sure she doesnā€™t mind Faithā€™s baby taking any $$ or time or attention away from Reroll. It only gets better though.
Iā€™ve heard of women who pay their manā€™s child support for his previous kids, and I canā€™t imagine anything more pathetic. This will be your responsibility soon Meigh.
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Does she still work at Subway? How is she going to afford 2 kids and a whale on minimum wage?
 
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Wine em Dine em 69 em said:
Wonder how happy Meigh is about Ralphā€™s victory in court today? Iā€™m sure she doesnā€™t mind Faithā€™s baby taking any $$ or time or attention away from Reroll. It only gets better though.
Iā€™ve heard of women who pay their manā€™s child support for his previous kids, and I canā€™t imagine anything more pathetic. This will be your responsibility soon Meigh.
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Iā€™m sure it stings extra hard that Ralphā€™s only doing it because the re-roll baby failed. If May was having a son Ralph wouldnā€™t be bothering to try and claim Xander.

Iā€™m sure May is happy that the man who had to use her bank account because his were overdrawn thanks to gambling, a guy who wonā€™t marry her because he needs to keep her accounts separate from him - is suddenly ready to pay child support to Faith. Hell, he may be telling her heā€™s gonna bring Xander home so May can raise him alongside failed reroll.

May is with a guy who hates women, the last two previous girlfriends have restraining orders against him and sheā€™s having a daughter. Grim af
 
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DSP's Tax Lawyer said:
She is gonna have to work 80 hour weeks to help pay for Ralph's child support
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Ironically this will be yet another reason Ralph can use for why they canā€™t get married. He needs her to hide his superchat money from Xander.

May is only useful as a cum dumpster, sandwich artist and mostly importantly a separate SSNaccount holder. A legal marriage ruins that last most important thing.
 
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MirnaMinkoff said:
May is only useful as a cum dumpster, sandwich artist and mostly importantly a separate SSNaccount holder. A legal marriage ruins that last most important thing.
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I couldnā€™t disagree more. Meigh is not what Iā€™d call a useful sandwich artist.
 
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CHRIST IS KANG! We all jesusy and shit:
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CHRIST IS KANG! We all jesusy and shit:
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Vices. Does Gunt realize heā€™s dunking on himself? This is a straight up dunk on the multiple-Vice dependent Ralph. Lent is about sacrifice or giving up something you enjoy, not specifically vices. (Because Christians are suppose to abstain from vices all the time anyway.)

See Ralph controls Mayā€™s Twitter so he thought a bad humble brag about how totally Christian and vice free his second baby mama is. But it just makes everyone wonder why someone Christian and vice-free would be with fat, unchristian shitpile addicted to every vice known to man.

Itā€™s typical dumb hick shit to be a dirtbag but brag about having some wholesome, good, virginal girl who loves you. However it doesnā€™t work for May because sheā€™s fucked lots of weirdos, is a loli-pedo lover, is unmarried and pregnant..but sheā€™s not smoking blunts and drinking while pregnant so thatā€™s high class, brag worthy shit in Ralphā€™s world.
 
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