Russian Invasion of Ukraine (2022): Thread 1 - Ukrainian Liars vs Russian Liars with Air and Artillery Superiority

[Socrates]

Sounds like Vietnam.

The difference is that Vladdy P doesn't mind going Kent State on protestors, like in the slightest.

 

[Cold Root Beer]

Never underestimate a man who knows how to handle pussy

 

[grasshoppermustard]

...never be able to get Russian razor blades again. Which is terrible, because they're infinitely better than non-Russian razor blades. Well, except Japanese feather, but those are slightly terrifying.

So I just ended up buying 200 Astra SPs for like 20 bucks a couple days ago.

Ouch, right in the feels, and it didn't even cross my mind so thanks for the headsup, i'm gonna order 500, should be enough to last 2-3 years of war.

 

[Screamer]

I haven't seen any Sean Penn updates assume he's encircled in Kiev?

I saw a photo which was meant to be him amongst people fleeing. Sheepishly sitting in a departure lounge embarrassed someone was taking a picture of him. With an awkward posture of, "I want to hide my face, but I will look even worse if I do because they'll still know it is me."

Although it could have just been a picture of him from another time sitting in a lounge awkward that someone is taking a pic of him.

 

[Clockwork_PurBle]

I hope he gets fucking eaten by the Russian soldiers on fucking tape, to finally put an end to this fucking meme

Ok big guy

 

[Reporterward]

With the way 2022 is going, instead of Russian Roulette, it’s encouraged that you play Freedom Roulette.
That is all.

 

[A Logging Company]

You just know the people pulling this can’t wait to try it on their own citizens. Just cancel payment processors the minute they do/say something they aren’t allowed to.

Already a common practice. It's actually kind of funny to see cancel culture applied to a whole country. I asked earlier if the Swiss ever froze accounts or did sanctions against Nazi Germany. The answer to that was no, and in fact the Swiss were buying gold from the Germans they had confiscated from Jews.

But this is a poor examples, as Switzerland was at one point completely surrounded by axis powers. I'm now wondering if they ever did the same to the Soviet Union. It sounds strange that a Communist government like the Soviet Union would have Swiss accounts, but the Soviets still engaged in international trade (the Ford car company was actually contracted to build factories on behalf of the Soviet government).

 

[Random Internet Person]

GRAPHIC: A Ukrainian soldier was looking for asspats online by posting online and Russian opsec recognised the building they were in and shot a rocket into them. 14 dead and unknown wounded.

Spoiler: DEAD BODIES

https://no-cookie.kiwifarms.net/data/video/3036/3036698-5d1839d306a9561e7d7e414435e8b59a.mp4

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(X) doubt

Looks like a different school. The colours on the gym floor in the video don't match with the photo.

14 people (probably more) dead for internet clout. Astonishing.

Did the selfie guy die?

The difference is that Vladdy P doesn't mind going Kent State on protestors, like in the slightest.

Honestly, part of me wants this to be real because it’d just be /pol/ fantasies coming to life, and the reactions would be amazing.

Can't wait for the pikachu faces when this power is inevitably turned on ordinary citizens who happen to disagree with the Party-approved zeitgeist.

Honestly, that’s the only real solace one can take.

 

[Cold Root Beer]

With the way 2022 is going, instead of Russian Roulette, it’s encouraged that you play Freedom Roulette.
That is all.

People in Canada tried last month, but they found out that every chamber is loaded.

 

[BeautifulCancer]

Ok big guy

 

[33l]

@Random Internet Person

why do you do this?

 

[Feline Supremacist]

The best professor I ever had was a sweet old Russian lady. Always happy to talk about her country's history and culture in lessons and outside of class, always eager to help out, everyone loved her and said she was like the Russian grandma they never had. We were at some outdoor event on campus, I brought my dog and she offered her a little bite of sushki before scritching her ears and saying sweet things to her in Russian (because according to her, animals know all languages as long as you speak to them with love)
Hate the government all you want, but don't point that shit at the Russian people.

There a large Russian community in NYC, they are always touched when I say Dasvidaniya or Spasiba, little things I remember my dad's Russian bff taught me. If you get to know some of them they are really nice and I remember telling a guy I worked with that as a child we grew up believing the USSR was our enemy, but because I knew Russians I never saw the Russian people as enemies, and when I learned what they went through in WW2 and how they were able to innovate afterward despite their hardships I admired them as a people. He said many Russians felt the same, that when the came to America after the breakup they were surprised at how nice and welcoming we were. I'm sorry to see that fade away because of this Ukrainian shit.

 

[Marley Rathbone]

Flight of the oligarchs - a week before the war

Ukrainian Oligarchs Flee Amid Fears of Russian Attack – Reports - The Moscow Times

Ukraine's two richest men Rinat Akhmetov and Viktor Pinchuk are among those who have reportedly fled.

www.themoscowtimes.com

 

[The Other Baldwin]

Based Black man
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"In 2022, negros became aware..." - we know how this movie ends.

>Shit all over whites and fire them all from medium income jobs because they demand too much money and live too damn long on retirement
>Suffer labor shortages
>Import a billion niggers from Africa for slave labor
>Expect them to do slave labor and behave
>They don't behave
>They instantly go on welfare
>Instantly go into criminal networks
>Rape, stealing, murder and black markets become their main interest
>Destroy your capitals infrastructure
>Suddenly Putin sees his opening and attacks
>Well at least you got a billion niggers for meat shields
>Nope they where the first ones to bail
>You still have labor shortages
Bears repeating, you get what you fucking deserve

Yeah the plot thickens. This literally reads like Red Dawn 2022 George Floyd edition. Super Impressive

GRAPHIC: A Ukrainian soldier was looking for asspats online by posting online and Russian opsec recognised the building they were in and shot a rocket into them. 14 dead and unknown wounded.

Spoiler: DEAD BODIES

https://no-cookie.kiwifarms.net/data/video/3036/3036698-5d1839d306a9561e7d7e414435e8b59a.mp4

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Video doesn't load even in the link so I can neither confirm nor deny. That fat fuck getting wasted would have been good times.

At this very moment I am nursing severe wounds from a cat bite that got infected almost immediately (despite being cleaned and dressed less than 10 mins afterward) and required intravenous antibiotics less than 24 hours later and probably will require another trip to the hospital by the end of the week. From a five pound cat of seething hate and fury.

I still love my kots, even the tiny she-devil. She had been abused by sandniggers before I took her in so she tends to over-react to any perceived threats. She reacts like a cat would when they're scared and feel threatened. She's on an extended time-out at the moment and I doubt she's get mad anytime soon.

If you know your adversary and can metaphorically walk a mile in their shoes you can deal with almost anyone and anything. She's a cat and I deal with her in ways she understands. She hates being isolated and is already modifying her behavior accordingly (but she's earned a extra long time out this time).

Jesus Christ we are overrun with Cat Ladies.

Speaking of vodka and other Russian products, I am genuinely concerned I may never be able to get Russian razor blades again. Which is terrible, because they're infinitely better than non-Russian razor blades. Well, except Japanese feather, but those are slightly terrifying.

So I just ended up buying 200 Astra SPs for like 20 bucks a couple days ago.

Russian razor blades are only sharper so they can kill themselves that much faster.

 

[Bananadana]

People in Canada tried last month, but they found out that every chamber is loaded.

Its okay, twitter told me both the Russians and these Truckers are terrorists and my governments actions confirm that.

 

[Random Internet Person]

@Random Internet Person

why do you do this?
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Because so many people talk about one topic and it’s less of a hassle to reply to each one individually.

 

[Richardface]

First Squawk (@FirstSquawk)

INDIA TO BYPASS SANCTIONS BY ALLOWING RUPEE-RUBLE TRADE - LOCAL MEDIA

nitter.net

 

[Lord of the Large Pants]

Russian razor blades are only sharper so they can kill themselves that much faster.

The Japanese ones are the sharpest.

... which actually kinda proves your point.

 

[Feline Supremacist]

Ouch, right in the feels, and it didn't even cross my mind so thanks for the headsup, i'm gonna order 500, should be enough to last 2-3 years of war.

Oh you guys use those old fashioned razors? I bought one for the legs, are they super sharp?

 

[MindYourSeabiscuits]

Russians are pretty racist racist and homophobic, at least by today's standards. Of course, that's a bonus in my book. But it's funny to see all the shitlibs saying this when, if those people were the same except they happened to be US citizens instead of Russian, those same shitlibs would consider them to be evil subhuman Trump-supporting nazis.

I was talking with a Russian once and he said I’m not a racist and 30 seconds later was calling blacks niggers. They’re a pretty fun people to be around from my experience.