DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[cat2770]

If your good at doing YouTube.. streaming on YouTube is good for you. If your good at streaming ( streaming only ) in general ( knowing streaming knowledge ) twitch is for you.
Phil is good at neither of these.. he neglected his channel for years, and he was walking on thin fucking ice on twitch breaking TOS like nothing. IF and I mean if YouTube actually started to moderate YouTube streaming better.. and started to get rid off parasites like LTG and Wings of redemptions.. DSP is done for.. no might as well cease to exist since there is no other popular website to use for streaming. Mixer is gone had no chance to begin with... twitch he has burned the bridge.. there is no popular website that compete YouTube and Twitch .. probably Facebook if he is that desperate, the moment he gets expelled from YouTube I shit you not he will go on his knees and this might actually be the end of him.

 

[SomeBoyo]

"I used to do schedule announcements, but then youtube ruined channel layouts 10 years ago"

Why do night streams only do half as good as day streams? "We just don't know.gif"

Doesn't want to play Elden Ring all the time, he's a variety streamer d00d. Just gonna take another 2 months to beat his video games.

Spoiler: The Daily Wrap - March 2, 2022 - A Great, CHILL Day For Once!

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"Just imagine a war is going on"

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[YokuNama]

"I had a slow fucking day today and its clear that if I play anything else but Elden Ring, nobody will watch. Plus I can't drive for shit."

 

[Flavius Anthemius]

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"I had a slow fucking day today and its clear that if I play anything else but Elden Ring, nobody will watch. Plus I can't drive for shit."

We know how much Phil loves to jump on the bandwagon of first party titles being this masterpiece that will bring a whole bunch of new viewers (new paypigs) to his channel, but I think it seems to me that he probably wants to avoid this haht new release because he knows he's going to dread an actual hardcore racing sim (unlike Forza with their easy mode rewind feature) since that's one of his weakest areas as a variety streamer, that TIHYDP of Crash Team Racing is a fucking goldmine of fuck ups and laughs.

He's been on the down low in recent years by mostly just picking easy mode hallway, walking sims or interactive movies in recent years to avoid bringing attention to outsiders just how terrible he is at playing games.

I thought you weren't a pussy Phil, come on don't back away now, I'm sure you can find time in your "busy" stream schedule and fit this in.

 

[Jose Cuervo]

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"I had a slow fucking day today and its clear that if I play anything else but Elden Ring, nobody will watch. Plus I can't drive for shit."

GT7 is a racing sim which caters to petrolheads, it won’t be appealing to everybody and it’s not trying to, he could’ve simply said he’s just not interested in playing GT7, it’d be perfectly fine and understandable if he did.

Instead, he tries to put the blame on “too much stuff out now to play it all, dood!”. See, it’s not his fault he’s not going to play GT7, it’s those nudnicks developers and publishers who’ve been releasing too many games and Phil can’t keep up, nothing he could do!

Also, “officially”… I’ve seen Twitter bots that are more convincing in trying to pass off as a real person.

 

[Crooked 16th]

Phil would be better off doing a quick youtube shorts video for his daily wrap instead of this weird 10 minute video he does every night and with how broken youtube shorts are he could get 5k views on it easily. But simple stuff like that is "Abusing the algorithm and using the tools the system to get ahead" and Phil is an honest guy so he would never do that.

 

[Adebisi]

Phil would be better off doing a quick youtube shorts video for his daily wrap instead of this weird 10 minute video he does every night and with how broken youtube shorts are he could get 5k views on it easily. But simple stuff like that is "Abusing the algorithm and using the tools the system to get ahead" and Phil is an honest guy so he would never do that.

DSP cant do YT shorts. DSP feels he needs to give 5 to 10 mins of context to why what he is about sounds retarted but it's totally not retarted and is an enlightened mature adult take.

 

[Crooked 16th]

DSP cant do YT shorts. DSP feels he needs to give 5 to 10 mins of context to why what he is about sounds retarted but it's totally not retarted and is an enlightened mature adult take.

Yup Phil actually looks like a competent Youtuber when you edit out all his pigsplaining

Took me all of 5 minutes to do this too

 

[GiveMeTheMoney]

Slow day stream followed by slow night stream

Total tip: $60

Tip came in the last 1.5 hour of the 2 hour session: $10

Phil fell asleep on stream yet still was able to wake up and beg

"WE can do this guys, let's rally and hit the tip goal so that I canwear this cool Skyrym hat, right?"

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His chat seriously reeks of sheer autism. This is what people want to come and stay for? They are hopeless dregs.

 

[UaineRunei]

Yup Phil actually looks like a competent Youtuber when you edit out all his pigsplaining


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Took me all of 5 minutes to do this too

The video froze at a fantastic frame for me:

This is the face of someone when they realize how much money they spent on a WWE Candy Crush bootleg.

 

[LordPriapus]

Phil would be better off doing a quick youtube shorts video for his daily wrap instead of this weird 10 minute video he does every night and with how broken youtube shorts are he could get 5k views on it easily. But simple stuff like that is "Abusing the algorithm and using the tools the system to get ahead" and Phil is an honest guy so he would never do that.

Phil could do a LIVE! simultaneous fistfuck of Michelle Obama and Vladimir Putin at the same time and not get 5k views.

 

[PetiteDragon43]

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"I had a slow fucking day today and its clear that if I play anything else but Elden Ring, nobody will watch. Plus I can't drive for shit."

imagine how entitled you have to be to beg for and shill (for free!) two new games and drop them. People say DSP's biggest sin is Greed. But honestly watching him drop KoF and Dying Light 2 just to toss them aside is the most Gluttonous thing I've seen.
Dude swallows and spits out games like the Blob and expects more.

And can this nigga go one day keeping Elden Ring out of his cock holster?

 

[ReentryPhantom]

No words.

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

No words.

The Head of the Table Boy is beginning to become one of my new favorites.

 

[Adebisi]

No words.

Phil's the Ringmaster of this circus and the true and honest fans are the clowns.

 

[ReentryPhantom]

It's like every single fan that we know of or that has been doxxed is some kind of weirdo

I'd like bazongas to become a detractor meme.

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

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Sleepy piggy.
Better shake awake, we have 30 minutes to go.

Did he accidentally download a mod that puts Kiryu's lines in Skyrim? He hasn't fallen asleep on stream since the last time he played a Yakuza game.

 

[UsedUp]

Some times you wanna pull a DSP fan to the side and

 

[PetiteDragon43]

Some times you wanna pull a DSP fan to the side and

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>he thinks its an act

 

[Lester Jones]

No words.

He's been doing it 10 hours ago

Also hentai he's into:

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