r/VolunteersForUkraine - The ManChildren's Crusade of 2022

[Open Window Maniac]

I have to imagine the Russians will be cheering on redditors to fight for Ukraine because these people can only be a massive hinderance to the Ukrainian war effort.

 

[Swingletonthesimpleton]

It's mostly larping, at least I hope it is for their sakes. Many of them seem to have a pitiable understanding of the conflict as a whole, and under some delusion that anybody showing concern for their safety or saying Ukrainians are anything but saints is a Russian troll. They don't know what the fuck they are getting themselves into and if they somehow went through with their plans they'd get shot by Azov members before they even made it to the front. The saddest part is that it's not as if a couple dozen terminal redditors are going to be able to make any significant difference.

If they're stupid enough to try anyway, I hope they'd livestream it at least so we'd get some decent combat footage.

Do not pity the tards. Let them learn. If they're this deep in their delusions, maybe they're just retarded enough to not develop ptsd.

Or they aren't and will finally have gained enough reasons to tie the noose.

In any case, they would be perfect for the human shield division.

 

[tranny2000]

They're gonna be in for a shock when they end up fighting alongside unironic neo-nazis and other people who couldn't a fuck less about xim zir zippity zop bullshit. Assuming they actually have the balls to show, that is.

Hell, they might already be in the sub. One of the people talking about the vaccine requirement has the username "aryan samurai".

 

[LinkinParkxNaruto[AMV]]

Travel to ukraine to bash the fash, get denazified by chechens instead.

 

[FILTH Tourist]

I have to imagine the Russians will be cheering on redditors to fight for Ukraine because these people can only be a massive hinderance to the Ukrainian war effort.

Do you even know the amount of reddit gold these brave men and women will being into the Ukrainian? The Ukrainian war fund will be overflowing in no time!

 

[Exceptional individualist]

I would like to thank all brave redditors for their service
o7

 

[Spunt]

If I was the Ukrainian government I would definitely throw Neo-Nazis, troons and Redditors at the Russians before my own troops. Given how wonky the Russian supply lines seem to be they might run out of ammo gunning down assorted human detritus, you gotta admit it's a strategy that solves a lot of different problems.

 

[Pixy]

They are dripping with native Fascist symbology. So much it practically glows. I'm confident that a lot of people who stuck around are native ultranationalist Svoboda/SNPU supporters.

Social-National Party of Ukraine - Wikipedia

en.wikipedia.org

It probably glows, but when they tried to translate the public support for Azov Batallion into electoral wins... they only achieved 3% of the total electoral vote for the party that was founded by Azov alumni.

If I was the Ukrainian government I would definitely throw Neo-Nazis, troons and Redditors at the Russians before my own troops. Given how wonky the Russian supply lines seem to be they might run out of ammo gunning down assorted human detritus, you gotta admit it's a strategy that solves a lot of different problems.

It takes care of the Russian excuse that they're going in to take out the neo-nazis 'running' Ukraine, too.

Everyone's a winner.

 

[Sperghetti]

It's 2022 and people are literally willing to die in the name of internet virtue signalling.

 

[BrunoMattei]

This reminds me of this but way more autistic (which goes without saying):

 

[LaxerBRO]

Ms. Psaki, a few transgender American volunteered to fight for the Ukrainians, Xir names are [ ] . The majority were killed in their first battle and now the last one alive is requested to be evacuated. Is the most pro-transgender administration in the US going to assist?

 

[TayandYou]

Do not pity the tards. Let them learn. If they're this deep in their delusions, maybe they're just retarded enough to not develop ptsd.

Or they aren't and will finally have gained enough reasons to tie the noose.

In any case, they would be perfect for the human shield division.

You're right, if at this point it still isn't obvious to them that this is a bad idea, it's their fault.

Who knows, maybe the redditors will impress us.

 

[Syntaxion]

So, they have a facebook and a Twitter aswel

lol

Edit: also lol at this

 

[lurkin]

Godspeed faggots, I cant wait to see what the chechens do to you after the zoz are finished with your bussy.

 

[Bixby Snyder]

This reminds me of this but way more autistic (which goes without saying):

I laughed when they said he was doing ‘surgery’. Locals were watching and became suspicious haha Dude never went to a CPR class

 

[Tommy's Mom]

Who is going to carry the Portable Dilation Station tho?

 

[The Mass Shooter Ron Soye]

If there are actually 16,000 volunteers, hopefully they are clicktivists or if they do show up they are actually from the region and maybe speak a relevant language.

 

[FatMebius]

This post is dedicated to all the brave freedom fighters of Reddit.

 

[Stephanie Bustcakes]

Maybe they figure if they get their dicks shot off they won't have to pay for the srs?

 

[Dom Cruise]

Stop... don't... come back...

It's 2022 and people are literally willing to die in the name of internet virtue signalling.

Excuse me, I have a question, when did people become such retards?