r/VolunteersForUkraine - The ManChildren's Crusade of 2022

[Desktop User2]

There is no way a Redditor is this fucking impulsive.
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"wouldn't exacerbate my conditions?"
You are in a fucking warzone retard!
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I would reply this in an obvious troll, but then I would have to repeat myself a thousand times in the thread.

 

[Rome's rightful successor]

Holy shit these guys are fucking stupid. They think Russia is mass-trolling the subreddit.
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When in doubt blame the Russians I guess.

 

[Akashic Retard]

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Must've seen Reddit.

Yet another twitter journalist who's sole purpose is to unquestioningly repeat whatever some spook tells them. Bounties on US soldiers comes to mind.

 

[Nikes_JustDoIt]

Reddit should not trivialize this conflict.

I feel a bit angry they're treating this like a game.

They need to for that hecking gold. But it's more virtual signalling.

 

[The Cunting Death]

Holy shit these guys are fucking stupid. They think Russia is mass-trolling the subreddit.
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You see not everyone is taking it seriously, only a good 41% of them are.

 

[Open Window Maniac]

Make sure you equip the backburner and sneak up behind them for critical hits.

A better strategy is to use the Degreaser to set them on fire and then hit them with the Flare Gun. Or he could just spam the Scorch Shot, whatever works.

 

[What the shit]

I would reply this in an obvious troll, but then I would have to repeat myself a thousand times in the thread.

Redditors are that stupid enough for this to be potentially real, and it's really hard to decipher what's fucking around and who are the retards.

 

[inception_state]

I'm curious what ukraine does with these random foreigners and what kind of vetting process they will go through. if I was FSB I would be sending "volunteers" too.

The ethically questionable approach is just to give them bare minimum training, and then put them in the riskiest positions. If they die, you blame Russia and try to squeeze some more money and weapons out of the US / Europe, using "they are killing your citizens!" as justification.

 

[Jaded Optimist]

 

[LazloChalos]

Yeah, let's ignore the fact that this exact same thing is going on in right-wing circles except on Telegram:
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These prime specimens of the Aryan Race are really gonna fare better than Reddit trannies, I promise, guys:
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Nothing against the OP or making fun of Redditors, but it's hilarious when first-world football hooligans LARPing as Nazis get blown to bits in a freezing shithole too. In the eternal tradition of my people, I say Mazel Tov to both herds of dumb goyim cattle in this fight.

I never get tired of this format.

Again, I don't care if these are fake, it's funny.
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I need to see one that reads:

"Greetings, I am interested in fighting for Ukraine, but I need to know how you take care of your soldiers.
I am a MtF in her prime, and if I am captured, repeatedly raped and impregnated I need to know how Ukraine will provide for me and my newborn child?"

"Hi, I am a very attractive transwoman, I am able to work as a covert agent by seducing men and turning them to our cause.

or just anything that highlights their delusions of attractiveness/desirability by straight men and their complete disconnect from science and biology.

 

[Desktop User2]

The ethically questionable approach is just to give them bare minimum training, and then put them in the riskiest positions. If they die, you blame Russia and try to squeeze some more money and weapons out of the US / Europe, using "they are killing your citizens!" as justification.

LOL training? Just hand them some molotov....

 

[NSA]

I've played over 10,000 hours of Minecraft on peaceful mode (normal mode causes too much anxiety) so I can probably help dig trenches and craft items or something. I just hope the recruiter doesn't look me directly in the eyes when I go to sign up. Is there a way to sign up for WWIII online to avoid that?

 

[Pyrus]

When Ukraine inevitbly surrenders someone's got to post a "The fight isn't over yet" post and encourage the redditors to become terrorists.

 

[What the shit]

These guys would be unstoppable with this.

 

[Happy Fish]

Imagine this being largely successful.
Imagine so many redditors flood in that just by sheer numbers climbing over piles of bloody tranny bodies they overwhelm the Russians sending mean ol Putin with his tail between his legs
Now imagine being a Ukranian gazing upon your new national heroes. Redditors with honorary citizenship for their brave sacrifices taking down ebul Putler.
Imagine living with Reddit in a nation now for Reddit.
The national currency becomes reddit gold.
Democracy of upvotes.
We did it, Reddit.

 

[Fireman Sam]

Not a single fucker from Reddit is going to go to Ukraine.
Reminder that like 20 fags on 4chan trolled the trans subreddits hard enough with funny usernames and not a single comment that it forced Reddit to change how redditors get follow notifications.
They're not going to do so well in a warzone, I think.

 

[Reluctant Baron]

Spoiler: NSFW

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Archiving this since it will definitely get deleted.

Title: 14 убитых фольксштурмистов в Васильково. 18+ 02.03.2022 (https://youtu.be/DL_8QBJ4Ovc)

Story behind the video is that some volunteer Reddit user posted a picture of themselves in a GYM and got their whole unit wiped by Russian troops. The Youtube comments are gold.

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Jesus Fucking Christ. All those Ukrainians dead for a trannies Internet asspats. People with friends and families, lives and loved ones, all massacred because of a fucking Redditor. I am very fucking MATI.

 

[FILTH Tourist]

LOL training? Just hand them some molotov....

Redditors can barely throw a baseball. I would be surprised if they didn't drop it by their feet and accidentally set themselves on fire, let alone it an enemy tank with it.

 

[MuuMuu Bunnylips]

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Don't worry Ukraine, we're coming baby!

And hey, nobody anywhere will miss or care about any of these people if when they die!

EVERYONE WINS!

 

[DuckSucker]

Im actually a bit surprised yall are mocking this. There have been motherfuckers looking for a reason or a way to die that isnt "rope on the rafter in moms basement" forever.

And to be honest you could probably frame it as the best 'vacation' theyll ever have.