Careercow Adam White / Chibi / Chibinekodemyx / Aquana / ShinyAquana - Cringeworthy Speedrunner Extraordinaire, Online Predator, Sexual Deviant, Banned from magnet therapy, Has been to Japan and never shuts up about it, made an ass of himself on national Japanese television

[A Genuinely Retarded Dog]

It just dawned on me that now with Adam purchasing (and not printing) that specific keyblade, and having that jacket, there's a high probability he's trying to make a cosplay of this character.

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The white sword is the one he bought and needs to paint. Checking the Etsy shop, the seller doesn't have the other sword, but I bet Adam would have 100% bought it if it was for sale.

Fully expect another post from Adam in the near future of him purchasing the other blade and a shitty wig along with the expected shitty painting of the current blade for his "so epic" cosplay.

OH BOY. What a unique fucking outfit. Literally another Roxas-- wait a minute. Why the hell is he making a Roxas cosplay when he named himself after Demyx? I don't know shit about Kingdom Hearts any more because I became an adult and moved onto better games, but this is a big ol' F for consistancy.

On top of that, each one of these keyblades is another $250 right down the shitter. So that's another $500 for the log. I guess that explains what the other $500 troon wigs were for.

 

[Depths of Homolust]

On top of that, each one of these keyblades is another $250 right down the shitter. So that's another $500 for the log.

Imagine all of the things he could have bought instead for that much. He could have bought:

• 4 years of membership at a Planet Fitness
• Multiple sets of nice clothes that would make him look more professional and adult
• Enough gasoline and hotel stays to drive to Florida at whatever pace he wants
• More alcohol than the average American household drinks in a year
• An subscription to literally every one of his Facebook friends' OnlyFans
• 0.57% of a Bachelor's in motherfucking Level Design from Full Sail University

But no, he's spending $500 on unpainted plastic that he himself could have made for $5 on his 3D printer that he just got back up and running. Fucking god damn it Chibi.

 

[Torque Wheeler]

Listen, I play plenty of highly autistic video games, but what is it about kingdom hearts that draws the most autistic, pale, noodle-armed, awful-edm-playing-over-bluetooth-speaker-in-the-highschool-hallway-while-naruto-running kind of people? I've never played the games because when I was the right age it looked like a Disney cartoon game. Did I answer my own question or is there something more going on? This genre of person is fascinating

 

[Fartin 'n Pooin]

a Disney cartoon game

Ya, literally this. Throw in a bunch of leather coat cladded fags and you have a perfect recipe for the most autistic game ever made. then randomize it and your on a whole other autistic playing field

 

[Zhoban]

Why is grown ass 30 year old Chibi trying to cosplay a 14 year old instead of one of the adults? I assumed that's what the Organization XIII coat was leading into, not this...

32. He's turning 32 in a matter of weeks.

 

[A Genuinely Retarded Dog]

Listen, I play plenty of highly autistic video games, but what is it about kingdom hearts that draws the most autistic, pale, noodle-armed, awful-edm-playing-over-bluetooth-speaker-in-the-highschool-hallway-while-naruto-running kind of people? I've never played the games because when I was the right age it looked like a Disney cartoon game. Did I answer my own question or is there something more going on? This genre of person is fascinating

Short answer: Autism and swords

Long answer: Autism, Swords, Simple and Clean, Being able to relate to Org XIII because in real life they're faggots that never had friends, evidently Star Wars wasn't good enough

 

[Angel Fall]

Maybe he'll try to convince his brother to make a video like this with him.

 

[Cat_Piss_and_Vinegar]

I remember the hype before the release of the first game- all your favorite Final Fantasy characters and Disney characters? Sounds fun! And then you played the actual game and...well, you fell into one of two schools- autistic obsession or disappointment and boredom. Now you have to play 8 side games to even understand the plot of the third mainline game. About defeating darkness invading your beloved Disney movie worlds.

 

[blinkber385]

Any source/link to this please? Desperately want to read/hear/see this, if anyone knows how to find it.

You know why.

It was a few years ago so I don't have a link ready and I suck at searching Twitter. If you're better at it than me I am sure you could search by mentions, I doubt he deleted it and he @ed Grant directly

 

[Socrates]

Wait what when did that happen?!


I already replied to this kind of sarcastically but it's been kind of sticking in my craw. Really, a lot of different threads have a lot of different life lessons and cautionary tales in them. Whether you wanna admit it or not, odds are, if you follow even a few cows, you've probably learned something about yourself from watching their stupidity.

In other words, Adam's thread can be a learning experience, more like a grim indicator of what can happen when you choose to be a complete fuck up over and over and over. So I like to think that by making fun of him, we all learn something at the end of the day, and the posts by users in these threads can often help other users or at least give them something to think about when life challenges them. One day So no, these threads are obviously not an intervention for the cows - sometimes it's just us helping each other out. It sounds a little gay, but it's true.

Of course, the central focus should always be making fun of Adam.

(Double post I know, don't shoot.)

Edit: dumb post, do shoot.

Speak for yourself. I was about to put on Elsa's dress from Frozen for my tinder display pic until I saw Adam do it and I decided... maybe not.

I'm going to drop this cause I guess it was kind of a misguided post but I like to think that we're all sane, rational people and we would never find ourselves in anything resembling Adam's situation.

The frequency that posts like this are made here just proves that when you stare into the chibi, the chibi stares back.

 

[Juan But Not Forgotten]

Why is grown ass 30 year old Chibi trying to cosplay a 14 year old instead of one of the adults?

IDK, because he acts like one?

 

[FarCentrist]

Listen, I play plenty of highly autistic video games, but what is it about kingdom hearts that draws the most autistic, pale, noodle-armed, awful-edm-playing-over-bluetooth-speaker-in-the-highschool-hallway-while-naruto-running kind of people? I've never played the games because when I was the right age it looked like a Disney cartoon game. Did I answer my own question or is there something more going on? This genre of person is fascinating

Doreen, the former antiwork reddit mod and one time Kingdom Hearts 2 speed runner finds your post offensive.

 

[Sweetheart]

haha!

Pretty sure he probably stopped trying to make music soon after he never got another answer from Grant again. Sadly the vocaroo link says it's expired or deleted nowadays.

 

[Squidman]

b-but chibi, i thought you were so proud that you finally had a shower??

 

[FanaticDreamer]

b-but chibi, i thought you were so proud that you finally had a shower??
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It's possible for him to care even less about his appearance?????

A horrifying thought: the last few months worth of selfies was him actively trying.

 

[Wonathan Joss]

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haha!

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Pretty sure he probably stopped trying to make music soon after he never got another answer from Grant again. Sadly the vocaroo link says it's expired or deleted nowadays.

Damn, Grant was done coaching him straight away. He knew the boy was a lost cause. That music he made must suuuuucked and I need to listen to it now but he fucking deleted it

 

[Cat_Piss_and_Vinegar]

A horrifying thought: the last few months worth of selfies was him actively trying.

The selfies to follow are going to be like that Meat Canyon Nickocado animation. The grease will just ooze out your computer screen.

 

[the khat quaffer]

It's possible for him to care even less about his appearance?????

A horrifying thought: the last few months worth of selfies was him actively trying.

Well, he is a self-described (bit of a) perfectionist. I guess it comes and goes haha!

 

[Kermit Jizz]

I just had a random thought. Aren't true and honest autists supposed to obsess over 1 or 2 things? Chibi's habit of rapidly jumping from interest to interest is the exact opposite of what you'd expect someone with autism to do.

Imagine all of the things he could have bought instead for that much. He could have bought:

• 4 years of membership at a Planet Fitness
• Multiple sets of nice clothes that would make him look more professional and adult
• Enough gasoline and hotel stays to drive to Florida at whatever pace he wants
• More alcohol than the average American household drinks in a year
• An subscription to literally every one of his Facebook friends' OnlyFans
• 0.57% of a Bachelor's in motherfucking Level Design from Full Sail University

But no, he's spending $500 on unpainted plastic that he himself could have made for $5 on his 3D printer that he just got back up and running. Fucking god damn it Chibi.

Chibi's spending habits honestly blow my mind for someone working at AT&T. I'd really like to see his bank statements because he has either got to have a bunch of debt or is getting a lot of money from somewhere. The logical assumption would be his mom is bankrolling him, but unless she's sitting on a massive trust fund I don't see how that's even possible.

 

[Troon Anthropologist]

I just had a random thought. Aren't true and honest autists supposed to obsess over 1 or 2 things? Chibi's habit of rapidly jumping from interest to interest is the exact opposite of what you'd expect someone with autism to do.


Chibi's spending habits honestly blow my mind for someone working at AT&T. I'd really like to see his bank statements because he has either got to have a bunch of debt or is getting a lot of money from somewhere. The logical assumption would be his mom is bankrolling him, but unless she's sitting on a massive trust fund I don't see how that's even possible.

He’s absolutely being given some sort of stipend from Bank of Mom. I’m sure it’s not much, but he always finds the worst way to waste it.