Careercow Adam White / Chibi / Chibinekodemyx / Aquana / ShinyAquana - Cringeworthy Speedrunner Extraordinaire, Online Predator, Sexual Deviant, Banned from magnet therapy, Has been to Japan and never shuts up about it, made an ass of himself on national Japanese television

[the khat quaffer]

It's not even finished as @Fuckedmcgoats pointed out before me.

He still needs to sand it smooth, prime it, and then paint it. But since it's Adam, he's most likely going to paint it as it currently is and it's going to look like garbage.

You forgot the last step, lubing it up.

Well, technically the second to last step.

 

[Torque Wheeler]

My morbid curiosity is begging to hear what kind of ear rape Chibi has produced with that keyboard.

His cat made his music by laying on the keyboard guise!!

 

[A Genuinely Retarded Dog]

Add at least $39 to the list of wasted money, whoever is keeping tally
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$150? My 3d printer is only being used for things I make for work. Maybe I should start grifting weeaboos too

God fucki ng damnit.

First there was Speedrunner Chibi
Following that success was Streamer Chibi
Next came 3D Printer Business Chibi
After that came Professional Cosplayer Chibi
NOW WE GET MUSICAL TARD CHIBI

Pick a craft and stick with it you...fuckin asshole.

 

[Huge Fuckin Nerd]

Is the 3D printed keyblade more or less pathetic than a mall katana?

 

[BadBunnyBurnell]

Add at least $39 to the list of wasted money, whoever is keeping tally
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$150? My 3d printer is only being used for things I make for work. Maybe I should start grifting weeaboos too

He probably bought it just to play a midi version of simple and clean or some other autistic video game song

 

[A Big Bumbling Black Man]

God fucki ng damnit.

First there was Speedrunner Chibi
Following that success was Streamer Chibi
Next came 3D Printer Business Chibi
After that came Professional Cosplayer Chibi
NOW WE GET MUSICAL TARD CHIBI

Pick a craft and stick with it you...fuckin asshole.

Even with that long list, you still forgot voice actor and singer.
That's my guess as to why he purchased a midi keyboard, not to learn how to play it, but to help him harmonize vocally since he's tone-deaf and has too much money.
This frivolous spending is getting out of control, my only assumption is he's melting through credit cards.

 

[SmugDruggler]

Add at least $39 to the list of wasted money, whoever is keeping tally
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$150? My 3d printer is only being used for things I make for work. Maybe I should start grifting weeaboos too

If that’s the absolute cheapest one you found, then he spent more. The brand name doesn’t extend to the high C on Chibi’s like it does on that one.

So maybe it’s as @PlumSyrup said and it’s his brother’s, which implies that they both just have their toys lying in a pile on the carpet.

I don’t think it will happen but god I would love the Chibi musical arc. Chibi there’s this band called Hanoi Rocks that made a career of dressing like women. Their guitar player used a Gibson Les Paul Custom. Naturally, you have to go drop $4,000 on one of those to be as good as him because it’s the controller from Guitar Hero.

 

[Cat_Piss_and_Vinegar]

Only a retard as exceptional as the Cheebster would drop more money on 3D printed shit that he can't be assed to spend a 5 minute google search to get a template for his own 3D printer.

 

[Chuck McGill]

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Oh oh guys, we might get a jobless arc soon. But, his shiteating boss is still gonna get him a job down in florida...right?

On a side note, someone who spent the last week eating instant ramen for breakfast every morning and playing kingdom hearts for 12 hrs straight a day sure seems to value his health all of a sudden

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LOL this retard is really trying to call OSHA on his boss for making him work overtime. Only in fucking America

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LMFAO He just admitted he doesnt even have COVID. This entire spergout is because hes a lazy faggot.

"Hello OSHA, ya, its me, Chibinekodemyx. Listen, my boss is making me work. I have COVID. I want him prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law. Well, no, technically I tested negative, but im coughing. Hello? OSHA, you still there?"

"Hey, I'm going home boss. Feel like shit."

Typical of submissive soft boys thst grew up without a father figure. Always asking permission with their tail tucked between their legs instead of telling people how it's gonna be. And then when that fails, snitch to teacher OSHA. If you really think you have COVID, what are you doing begging and whining and spreading airborne ebola all over the place? Walk out, get a test and let come what may. Bosses will forgive someone being out for a day. If they fired everyone thst played hookey at low level service jobs no one would have them. They will remember the guy that turned prison snitch on them.

 

[Hot HOT HOTTT]

So maybe it’s as @PlumSyrup said and it’s his brother’s, which implies that they both just have their toys lying in a pile on the carpet.

So like a toddler?

100% this is the case.

 

[FanaticDreamer]

God fucki ng damnit.

First there was Speedrunner Chibi
Following that success was Streamer Chibi
Next came 3D Printer Business Chibi
After that came Professional Cosplayer Chibi
NOW WE GET MUSICAL TARD CHIBI

Pick a craft and stick with it you...fuckin asshole.

So many arcs you could probably make a set of trading cards from different Chibis.

And now the collector in me secretly wants a Lolcow TCG. Gotta get that rare Cross-Eyed Chibi Girlfriend card. Or the Ultra Rare Kevin Gibes with Dilator. :^)

 

[Huge Fuckin Nerd]

So many arcs you could probably make a set of trading cards from different Chibis.

And now the collector in me secretly wants a Lolcow TCG. Gotta get that rare Cross-Eyed Chibi Girlfriend card. Or the Ultra Rare Kevin Gibes with Dilator. :^)

Andrew Dobson gets 1/1 for every extra eyebrow token.

 

[blinkber385]

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Is that a keyboard I see there too? A shitty looking toy one if so, but still. I can’t imagine what else it could be but I also can’t possibly imagine that he’d undertake a musician arc without making sure everyone knew he was the next Rick Wakeman either

He already attempted a musician arc when he made some ulilillia level noise mashup and sent it directly to Grant Kirkhope for advice, who told him that it sucked and needed work. Chibi replied asking what specifically needed work and Grant said "the melody, everything" and chibi never made music again.

Thanks Grant

 

[Craigstopher T Penmanship]

It just dawned on me that now with Adam purchasing (and not printing) that specific keyblade, and having that jacket, there's a high probability he's trying to make a cosplay of this character.

The white sword is the one he bought and needs to paint. Checking the Etsy shop, the seller doesn't have the other sword, but I bet Adam would have 100% bought it if it was for sale.

Fully expect another post from Adam in the near future of him purchasing the other blade and a shitty wig along with the expected shitty painting of the current blade for his "so epic" cosplay.

 

[Fartin 'n Pooin]

It just dawned on me that now with Adam purchasing (and not printing) that specific keyblade, and having that jacket, there's a high probability he's trying to make a cosplay of this character.

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The white sword is the one he bought and needs to paint. Checking the Etsy shop, the seller doesn't have the other sword, but I bet Adam would have 100% bought it if it was for sale.

Fully expect another post from Adam in the near future of him purchasing the other blade and a shitty wig along with the expected shitty painting of the current blade for his "so epic" cosplay.

He is buying the other keyblade. He must have found it at another shop. Hes 100% going for that character

 

[SmugDruggler]

He already attempted a musician arc when he made some ulilillia level noise mashup and sent it directly to Grant Kirkhope for advice, who told him that it sucked and needed work. Chibi replied asking what specifically needed work and Grant said "the melody, everything" and chibi never made music again.

Thanks Grant

Oh god I had completely forgotten that one. What a fucking classic. If there’s anything we know about our man though it’s that advice only lasts temporarily if at all. I’m still holding out hope he comes out of retirement for another album and world tour

 

[Craigstopher T Penmanship]

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He is buying the other keyblade. He must have found it at another shop. Hes 100% going for that character

He's pathetically predictable.

 

[Cat_Piss_and_Vinegar]

He would be obsessed with returning to age 15. Though, if I'm remembering my Kingdom Hearts lore, that particular character is a hollow mirror/soul half of the main character and is technically only like 2 years old. And also died when he rejoined the main character's soul.

 

[Koji Kabuto]

He is buying the other keyblade. He must have found it at another shop. Hes 100% going for that character

Why is grown ass 30 year old Chibi trying to cosplay a 14 year old instead of one of the adults? I assumed that's what the Organization XIII coat was leading into, not this...

 

[Hot HOT HOTTT]

He already attempted a musician arc when he made some ulilillia level noise mashup and sent it directly to Grant Kirkhope for advice, who told him that it sucked and needed work. Chibi replied asking what specifically needed work and Grant said "the melody, everything" and chibi never made music again.

Thanks Grant

Any source/link to this please? Desperately want to read/hear/see this, if anyone knows how to find it.

Why is grown ass 30 year old Chibi trying to cosplay a 14 year old instead of one of the adults? I assumed that's what the Organization XIII coat was leading into, not this...

You know why.