r/VolunteersForUkraine - The ManChildren's Crusade of 2022

[Lieutenant Rasczak]

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Don't worry Ukraine, we're coming baby!

It'll be funny to watch redditors get hazed by Ukrainians. Trust me, it'll happen.

 

[Harvey Danger]

Looks like a handful of people are actually approaching this seriously, and basically trying to match up donors with either airline points or money with mercs who have real combat experience. The whole thing seems really sketchy though. If you run a nonprofit that enables mercenaries by providing them with logistical assistance, money, etc, what happens when they end up dead and their family sues?

Volunteers for Ukraine

volunteerforukraine.org

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Liberals during Bush II: "OMG stop saying you're fighting for democracy, no more blood for oil!"

Liberals now: "Yas qween slay for democracy!"

 

[Sheogorath]

>Saboteur
Ifunny wins again

 

[LikeAStone]

Absolutely phenomenal

 

[Return of the Freaker]

It'll be funny to watch redditors get hazed by Ukrainians. Trust me, it'll happen.

WTF THEY DEADNAMED ME AND THREW MY DILATOR IN THE DNIPER!!!!! I THOUGHT THE UKRANIANS WERE WHOLESOME KEANU CHUNGUS????!?!?!?#?!!?? I DONT UNDERSTAND THIS IS JUST LIKE IN DOCTOR WHO WHEN THEY WERE IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BATTLE BETWEEN DALEKS AND CYBERMEN IM SHAKING

 

[MetalParakeet]

Has anyone received their check from the Kremlin yet?

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See, this bugs me.

I may be Russian and trolling but it's not in the name of Putin.
It's because they post stupid ass shit that's easily trollable.

I hate when my personal mockery gets discounted as a soviet conspiracy

 

[inception_state]

Here's a Canadian comedian with no military experience and no connection to Ukraine, currently in Poland and heading to Kiev to fight the Russians. I'm not sure if he is a redditor, but he certainly has the same retarded mindset.

Why a Canadian comedian is heading to Ukraine to fight against Russia…

archived 3 Mar 2022 18:37:39 UTC

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https://www.cbc.ca/radio/asithappens/as-it-happens-the-monday-edition-1.6367495/why-a-canadian-comedian-is-heading-to-ukraine-to-fight-against-russia-1.6367623

 

[Kongo-Müller]

This is like the Rhodesian volunteer recruiting effort on HRT (clips from Soldier of Fortune, Spring 1977 issue)





BE A TROON AMONST TROONS



EDIT: Fixed second image because I am exceptional

 

[Haint]

Freedom fighters.
Free & dumb.

 

[MrJokerRager]

I have 2000 hours in tf2 and I main pyro. If they give me a flame thrower those ruskies are toast.

do the russians have a retard brigade I can join to fight the tranny menace

im not fucking larping dude, ive been to a gun range like twice & i have a pretty high accuracy rate with a recurve. i have over 200 hours in halo and doom combined & a $1500 csgo knife skin. I watched full metal jacket and saving private ryan and memorized all the military slogans. im born again hardcore

I have over 10000 hours in World of Tanks and over 5000 hours in War Thunder and over 100000 hours in Battlefield 4.

The Russians can trust me to handle their T-90 tanks and fire the big broomstick or place me in their air force where I definitely believe that I am qualified to drop bombs from a Tu-160 bombsight or fly SU-35s.

 

[Paranoia Machine]

You know what, I'm all for this. If idiots want to enter an active war zone out of some kind of reddit and estrogen fueled savior complex; I think we should support them. Hell, have each one report to a military base and register as the lowest ranking soldiers so that way, when their neon pink hairdye earns them a headshot by a Russian sniper; we can send their disappointed parents a nice folded up flag.

 

[LikeAStone]

Here's a Canadian comedian with no military experience and no connection to Ukraine, currently in Poland and heading to Kiev to fight the Russians. I'm not sure if he is a redditor, but he certainly has the same retarded mindset.

Why a Canadian comedian is heading to Ukraine to fight against Russia…

archived 3 Mar 2022 18:37:39 UTC

archive.ph

https://www.cbc.ca/radio/asithappens/as-it-happens-the-monday-edition-1.6367495/why-a-canadian-comedian-is-heading-to-ukraine-to-fight-against-russia-1.6367623

Getting a bullet through the head for Netflix

The troons going to be like the resistance force in Monty Python’s The Life of Brian where there go to save him, but instead protest by killing themselves

 

[Zaryiu2]

Well that's one way to get rid of redditors

 

[Instant_Pot_User]

Reading this shit makes me want to volunteer for the Russians.

 

[Pringles Can]

Alright men. Send in the troons. Preferably the ones that look like Shrek after tripping over full paint cans. If that doesn't scare the Russians, nothing will.

 

[MarvinTheParanoidAndroid]

It's like Vietnam's war of the idiots all over again.

 

[Ponzo]

Makes me want to create a subreddit called r/VolunteersForRussia and post nothing but videos of people driving around playing hardbass

 

[Bixby Snyder]

Serious disconnect from reality with these fucks. They have played so many games and watched war movies so think they have an idea what’s going to happen. 90% will leave after first action, if they even get that far. Seriously make me wanna start a Reddit account just to troll these fucks.

 

[Shidoen]

Imma wait for the Rhodesian Reclamation Front but other than that I’m happy that there will be a decrease in child molestation for now.

 

[Twinkletard]

We really need to encourage them to follow through.