r/VolunteersForUkraine - The ManChildren's Crusade of 2022

Yup it's happening
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Clostridium Botulinum said:
The trolling opportunity already exists. We're just acting as a catalyst for lulz
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Also don’t come here and crow about having a hand in getting trannies shot if you manage it. We don’t hand out trophies for Body Count; everyone gets to drink from the same cup of laughs.
 
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Lmao if I didn't know better i'd say this was an op. Best case scenario for foreign 'fighters' going into the warzone is sitting around in smashed up buildings doing nothing all day, eating nasty-ass MREs, and getting yelled at in Ukranian. Worst case is getting run over by a tank or, actually, getting captured and forced into a no doubt absolutely horrific Russian POW camp. PTSD ain't cute. Or, you end up like that old dude from texas, stuck for years in a shitty part of an already impoverished and unstable country with no way to get home and unable to communicate because you don't know the language and the locals all hate you.

Getting blown up/crushed by a tank/shot by a teenager with an AK/accidentally molotoving yourself/starving to death in a hellish siberian pow camp to defend the sovreignity of a foreign country is marginally more useful than 41%ing yourself though, I guess.
 
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I like to think about Ukrainian resistance forces carefully planning an ambush on a Russian military convoy, only for an idiot to show up, throw a grenade at the Russians trying to be "the hero", putting all the soldiers on alert and jeopardise the ambush.
Really, they don't only put their own (worthless) lives at risk, they might put Ukrainian lives at risk by fucking up their plans.
Reddit: if you've never been to war, don't go now.
 
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Stop Sign said:
I like to think about Ukrainian resistance forces carefully planning an ambush on a Russian military convoy, only for an idiot to show up, throw a grenade at the Russians trying to be "the hero", putting all the soldiers on alert and jeopardise the ambush.
Really, they don't only put their own (worthless) lives at risk, they might put Ukrainian lives at risk by fucking up their plans.
Reddit: if you've never been to war, don't go now.
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Leeeeroy Jenkins!
 
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Stop Sign said:
I like to think about Ukrainian resistance forces carefully planning an ambush on a Russian military convoy, only for an idiot to show up, throw a grenade at the Russians trying to be "the hero", putting all the soldiers on alert and jeopardise the ambush.
Really, they don't only put their own (worthless) lives at risk, they might put Ukrainian lives at risk by fucking up their plans.
Reddit: if you've never been to war, don't go now.
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Nah you're thinking about this all wrong. We get rid of our redditors and the Ukranians get a bunch of meat shields they can send to the front lines to eat Russian bullets. Everyone wins.
 
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Kinda amazing to sit back and realise these dickheads have spent the last decade screaming about stopping the war in Afghanistan, and screaming everywhere else about how military action doesn’t solve problems it only makes them, how inhuman war is and shouldn’t happen blah blah blah. They’re also the same group of people who supported all the “pro-democracy” anti-government uprisings in various countries. Yet here they are, clapping like seals and supporting a media-popular war in a country they don’t even know how to find on a map.

On behalf of my ethnic Russian friends in Kiev, go home and stay there, you fucking clueless retards. You’re an embarrassment.
 
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do the russians have a retard brigade I can join to fight the tranny menace

im not fucking larping dude, ive been to a gun range like twice & i have a pretty high accuracy rate with a recurve. i have over 200 hours in halo and doom combined & a $1500 csgo knife skin. I watched full metal jacket and saving private ryan and memorized all the military slogans. im born again hardcore
 
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Not Gay Jared said:
do the russians have a retard brigade I can join to fight the tranny menace

im not fucking larping dude, ive been to a gun range like twice & i have a pretty high accuracy rate with a recurve. I watched full metal jacket and saving private ryan and memorized all the military slogans. im born again hardcore
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Born to REEEEEEEEEE.
 
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