The /pol/ Theory of Beta Male Facial Expressions

[Lucky Jim]

Lyndon Johnson's VP Hubert Humphrey was verging on soyism a few times. By contrast, I think even Jimmy Carter's huge smile was almost Trumpian, whereas Hubert's becomes wonky. In the other pic Johnson and Agnew just have a poise he lacks.

At some barbecue event in Texas, Johnson can eat around a camera, while Humphrey just stuffs his face and struggles with the mouthful. (Also though this is getting away from facial expression, Johnson has taken care to dress more for his weight, going with a longer coat with well-arranged pleats; Humphrey does himself no favors wearing the Ralph Kramden coat.)

 

[Wulfpack Legend]

 

[trickyzerg23]

Demonic Possession is the number one contributing factor to lolling tongues, uneven cross eyes, gaping mouth-caverns, and the other physical characteristics of these grotesque swine.

 

[Joshi_zarna]

 

[The Great Citracett]

Always be prepared in times of war.

 

[Haffhart]

 

[jellywhaleskull]

Fresh from Chibi/Adam White thread

 

[5t3n0g0ph3r]

Unsurprisingly, here is @Ron Toye:
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The sequel to this post, featuring @Ron Toye's "fucking fiancee," Monica Rial (bonus fat Bulma cosplayers & Sean Schemmel):

 

[Positron]

 

[Gamercat]

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soyjak and the soyboys

 

[The Decimator]

Parker Simmons (Mao Mao: Heroes of Pure Heart, O.K. K.O. Let's Be Heroes, Motorcity)

You forgot to mention his sick perverted vore fetish

 

[Life is Hell...]

You forgot to mention his sick perverted vore fetish
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Jesus.... and i thought Loud House was blatant when it came to Creepy Fetish Shit

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[Creep3r]

Jesus.... and i thought Loud House was blatant when it came to Creepy Fetish Shit

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Isn't this the weird gay cartoon that was made by the same weirdo who used to make creepy incest furry comics and later lost his job for stalking bimbos? If so, I'm not surprised this crap is a fetish magnet for unstable weirdos.

 

[Life is Hell...]

Isn't this the weird gay cartoon that was made by the same weirdo who used to make creepy incest furry comics and later lost his job for stalking bimbos? If so, I'm not surprised this crap is a fetish magnet for unstable weirdos.

Hit the nail right on the head

 

[The Great Citracett]

Ness used PSI CUCKIN!
SMAAAAAAAAAAAASH!

 

[Wulfpack Legend]

 

[The Great Citracett]

Make your own Soyboy with RBG book meme:

 

[LinkinParkxNaruto[AMV]]

Soyface aka One Piece face

 

[Positron]

Another soyfem. The man sitting in the middle is James Gunn.

 

[Duke Nukem]

Soyface aka One Piece face

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He looks like he's whacked out on amphetamines.


I dunno if posted before but the description always makes me laugh.

Jesus.... and i thought Loud House was blatant when it came to Creepy Fetish Shit

Spoiler: Warning: NSFL

Spoiler: Are you sure....

Spoiler: Welp... it's your funeral

People actually masturbate to this?

>tfw he did the soyface long before it was cool

He always looks like he's trying to push out a giant turd while saying "fuck." It's supposed to be a character but it's still funny as hell.

Sadly I don't know if classic games are as untapped for reviews as they once were.