r/VolunteersForUkraine - The ManChildren's Crusade of 2022

Spy main here. I'm giddy at the thought of finally getting to turn invisible.
I wonder which invis watch they'll give me...
Tfc was better for spy you got a super shotgun and could throw grenades while disguised and a slowdown dart gun so you had a more diverse role on and off open battlefields
Heavy is the Pyro's hard counter though. You'll get slaughtered unless you use the flare shot from afar!
Spam scorch shot and solo the game.
I wish czarist russia survived to today they were more interesting characters imo
 
Reading this shit makes me want to volunteer for the Russians.
If I was Russian I’d be a lot more confident and willing to fight, knowing that the other side was being reinforced with hobbits, gender confused westerners, and stupid redditors chasing internet clout.

If I was a Ukrainian I’d be pissed if my buddies got yeeted because of some western tard posting selfies. The Russians did this repeatedly against ISIS. They’ll do it again with all of these dumb fucking westerners.

How many of these redditors will have ‘accidents’ while fighting alongside the football hooligans?
 
So inevitably there will be a Russian soldier swinging a screaming, crying pocket-sized man at the end of a chain as a weapon. Got it.

Does this guy count as a whole kill or half?
If he counts as half, most redditors would be at least 1.5-2 considering their BMI.
 
This whole thing feels like a redux of the Spanish Civil War, when leftists flooded in to fight and lose against Franco in the International Brigrades.

Modern leftists want a romantic, doomed cause they can swoon over. They want to be able to tell "war stories" about how brave and radical they were in their past. The pathetic difference is they don't want to actually fight during the war, they just want the romantic stories they can tell fellow revolutionaries.

These redditor assclowns would be perfectly happy to fly to the Poland border, get rejected, and fly back; that's sufficient radical street cred for them. (Of course it would be even better if some kind dupe would pay for the plane ticket, poor oppressed wagies can't afford vanity trips and HRT you know.)
 
I don't know if this was mentioned yet in the thread, sorry if I'm repeating someone else.

As far as I understood when it comes to foreign soldiers, mercs, volunteers from other countries, that are not Ukrainian enlisted in Ukraine for the Ukraine army, do not get the geneva convention applied to them. Therefore I've heard a little while ago some Russian general has announced that any such 'troops' that surrender or otherwise get captured, will simply be executed by firing squad.

Just a little something that I honestly never thought of, and so I highly believe that none of the retards who have booked their ticket to Poland thought of too. They're going out there to die, no two ways around it.
 

donetsk republic midget soldier.jpg

Finally a worthy opponent
 
This whole thing feels like a redux of the Spanish Civil War, when leftists flooded in to fight and lose against Franco in the International Brigrades.

Modern leftists want a romantic, doomed cause they can swoon over. They want to be able to tell "war stories" about how brave and radical they were in their past. The pathetic difference is they don't want to actually fight during the war, they just want the romantic stories they can tell fellow revolutionaries.

These redditor assclowns would be perfectly happy to fly to the Poland border, get rejected, and fly back; that's sufficient radical street cred for them. (Of course it would be even better if some kind dupe would pay for the plane ticket, poor oppressed wagies can't afford vanity trips and HRT you know.)
the only good thing out of this is dead redditors.
 
I have over 18000 hours in Hearts of Iron, granted I was trying to elevate the third reich to its former glory but I believe this makes me qualified to help Ukraine. After all, I’ve learned from Hitler’s mistakes about Russia and have a cohesive stratagem for defence but most importantly rollback into Russian Territory.
 
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