r/VolunteersForUkraine - The ManChildren's Crusade of 2022

[LikeAStone]

They aren’t all too bright ngl

 

[Mr. Manchester]

I would like to personally thank both Russia and Ukraine for implementing a program to help cull the herd. Please continue to encourage the undesirables to go and get shot in the face.

 

[Drag-on Knight 91873]

It's like Vietnam's war of the idiots all over again.

Except these idiots are volunteers, which makes them more retarded than clinical retards.

I don't know if this was mentioned yet in the thread, sorry if I'm repeating someone else.

As far as I understood when it comes to foreign soldiers, mercs, volunteers from other countries, that are not Ukrainian enlisted in Ukraine for the Ukraine army, do not get the geneva convention applied to them. Therefore I've heard a little while ago some Russian general has announced that any such 'troops' that surrender or otherwise get captured, will simply be executed by firing squad.

Just a little something that I honestly never thought of, and so I highly believe that none of the retards who have booked their ticket to Poland thought of too. They're going out there to die, no two ways around it.

How merciful for them. It'd be better to strap them to their armor like in Operation Human Shield.

 

[NotFatChild]

I have over 3 thousand hours in HOI4, please let me be the commander in chief.

I have over 18000 hours in Hearts of Iron, granted I was trying to elevate the third reich to its glory but I believe this makes me qualified to help Ukraine.

I couldn't win the tutorial against africa in HoI4, what do I qualify for

 

[Useful_Mistake]

I couldn't win the tutorial against africa in HoI4, what do I qualify for

HOI4 tutorial is a trap. Don't do it. Only thing it does is confuse. Paradox can't make a decent tutorial to save their life.

 

[Chuck McGill]

Obvious fake, but still funny.

LOOK HERE. LOOK LISTEN. Ban anyone in the chat trying to press me for 3 years of service.

 

[Seora]

I couldn't win the tutorial against africa in HoI4, what do I qualify for

You’re more qualified than deranged, dialating Troons on meds. Welcome aboard, Commander.

 

[luigismanslave]

i really needed a fucking laugh like this today

 

[Paranoia Machine]

I have 3000 hours in Warframe. What weapons should I take with me? If I take my nunchucks the war will be over too soon. So I just need suggestions.

Also what element are Russians weak to?

 

[Seora]

“I’m in Lviv but I’m very scared and confused could someone drop off my HRT medication? I’m at dilation station 13 near the 18th battalion militia. If anyone could give me tips on teaching the locals my pronouns as they look at me oddly and mumble, maybe my translation pamphlet isn’t working. Sigh my stripy pink and blue tights are also getting dirtttyy, at least I’ll go home a proud and brave warrioress. Any help is appreciated!”

 

[Baloney Face]

Will they have great songs like in the war against Franco?

 

[LikeAStone]

God in heaven please let this be real I’m begging you

 

[Ponzo]

Sorry if already posted here

 

[The Cunting Death]

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Fake or not this is still funny.

 

[ShittlerNiggler]

I have over 18000 hours in Hearts of Iron, granted I was trying to elevate the third reich to its former glory but I believe this makes me qualified to help Ukraine. After all, I’ve learned from Hitler’s mistakes about Russia and have a cohesive stratagem for defence but most importantly rollback into Russian Territory.

Lol just don't invade in winter ez

 

[Seora]

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Finally! Now I can use my Reddit karma to fuel a true socialist economy! A true economy built on how progressive you are!

 

[Pissmaster]

Fuck bandages and splints, u/FutureUSAzovSgt wants to get high off his ass

 

[blacksmith tony]

god damn fuck yes japan soldiers.
i love this shit, die putin. fucking coming together to defeat the evil.
the fucking japanese though, HAH mother fuckers didn't see that coming did you.
i fucking love it.

 

[Desktop User2]

god damn fuck yes japan soldiers.

are they sending their catboys and tranny french maidens as well? Will they UwU slav men to death?

 

[Beautiful Border]

Here's a Canadian comedian with no military experience and no connection to Ukraine, currently in Poland and heading to Kiev to fight the Russians. I'm not sure if he is a redditor, but he certainly has the same retarded mindset.

Why a Canadian comedian is heading to Ukraine to fight against Russia…

archived 3 Mar 2022 18:37:39 UTC

archive.ph

https://www.cbc.ca/radio/asithappens/as-it-happens-the-monday-edition-1.6367495/why-a-canadian-comedian-is-heading-to-ukraine-to-fight-against-russia-1.6367623

"Anthony Walker has never fought in a war before, and he has no connection to Ukraine. But when Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelenskiy asked for people around the world to join the fight against Russia, Walker heeded the call. The 29-year-old comedian and father of three"

Nope. Fuck that guy. It would be one thing if he was a single, childless thirty-something with nothing else worthwhile in his life, but the fact this guy has a wife and kids who he is abandoning so he can fight in a war he has no personal investment in makes him a massive piece of shit. Imagine being willing to leave your kids without a father so you can go off and become a foreign mercenary, I don't know how someone could do that unless they straight up just don't give a shit about the well-being of their own children. Sorry for getting MATI, but this guy needed to be called out.