r/VolunteersForUkraine - The ManChildren's Crusade of 2022

[RA-5C Vigilante]

Pls post this on their thread and report the nuclear spergery that ensues

I would rather die than ever post on Reddit, so some brave volunteer will have to do it

 

[Corpun]

True story, I used to wish some armed gunman would show up at a school i went to so I could play hero and overpower them and save the day. That gay faggot power fantasy is exactly the same one I think these people are delusional over.

 

[Osmosis Jones]

True story, I used to wish some armed gunman would show up at a school i went to so I could play hero and overpower them and save the day. That gay faggot power fantasy is exactly the same one I think these people are delusional over.

You were also probably <12 with little capacity to reason. Says a lot about these grown morons that want to get involved.

 

[I'm Retarded?]

What's up Reddit! Doctoral student of Niggernomics at NYU here, Vladimir Putin is the Great Enemy of the 21st century and must be stopped at all costs. I'm setting up a GoFundMe so I can make the trip to Ukraine to enlist with the foreign legion. I will be teaching their soldiers to properly respect pronouns, I can't speak Ukrainian but I'm sure Google Translate will be fine. If you donate over $100 you get a free month of subscription to my OnlyFans where you can watch me dilate my neopussy every night! SLAVA UKRAINI!

 

[7.62x38mmR]

Jesus fucking Christ. These people are gonna get in the trenches, full of their illusions of righteousness & glory, only to get shot, maimed or even worse by the Russians. After enduring days and weeks of cold, hunger, maybe even sickness, bombings, they're gonna be shitting themselves and are will end up cold in no time. Probably won't even get to lay down in a proper grave, their only last home being the mud, dirt and snow of Ukraine's ruins.

You know what's the worst thing ? I won't even feel fucking bad for them. They're pathetic. I fucking hate bolos but god this shit is making me want to root for them instead because at least their oblivious cannon fodder is made of decent humans

 

[Random Internet Person]

This but the actual Les Miserables is exactly what Redditors feel like going to Ukraine to die.
Everything these people know about war comes from showtunes and Sabaton songs.

I’d probably also add Girls und Panzer to that list because tanks.

 

[murgatroid]

This guy is talking about deciding whether or not to empty his bank account to buy equipment or get medical work. The war will probably be over before he gets his passport and he'll be out of money.
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This could be a subtle troll but the account looks real, he also posts on the DayZ subreddit.
It seems like these wannabe military DayZ and Arma3 players are coming out of the woodwork.

This pathetic fuck can't even get his shit together to go to the dentist and thinks he can be a soldier.

I've never seen so many righteously delusional people. This thread is amazing.

 

[Corpun]

You were also probably <12 with little capacity to reason. Says a lot about these grown morons that want to get involved.

Well it was highschool so more like 15/16, same shit pretty much though. There is a noticable correlation between Redditors being massive manbaby LARPers when it comes to wars and shit. People have already mentioned the Syrian civil war volunteers in Rojava, but those were mostly anarchist troons, this is worst because it is average retards thinking they will bash the fash, get a slavic QT, and save trannies in Ukraine.

 

[Return of the Freaker]

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Redditbros....did we get too cocky?
It was the chuds who were supposed to be sent to gulags, not us international freedom-fighters.

WE DID IT REDDIT!

 

[ElevenYearBeggacy]

Bash the fash by fighting alongside Neo-Nazis until they discover that you're a troon and they feed you your own brain matter. Thank you Reddit, very cool!

 

[Justtocheck]

The AZOV batallion is so fucking dumb. Didn't they learn that the whole fucking point of Christianity is that the cross makes you a martyr and it's the whole point of the symbol? They should take a hint from the mexicans and go for dismemberment and flailing.

 

[7.62x38mmR]

At least the bolsheviks believed in something

 

[NotFatChild]

Funny, especially since I don't recall seeing any dox in this thread.

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I had no idea kiwifarms was made to go after black sex workers, especially since the only lolcow thread I've been in involving a black person was puppychan or whatever the fuck her name is, and she isn't a whore because no one would pay for that.

 

[MarvinTheParanoidAndroid]

Freedom fighters.
Free & dumb.

Freedumb fighters.

Hey, it's what they said about the Canadian truckers, it applies perfectly here.

 

[Artificial Sweetener]

Remarkable that these asshats think that 1) they must die for someone else's country, and 2) literally anything could change the inevitable outcome of the war.
Wacky anecdote on the other side of the coin, I know some people who were raring to go before they found out Ukranians aren't Protestant

 

[Esmeraude]

I’m hoping that these retards all get captured and sent to Siberia for a good, long while. It would be interesting to see how many die in prison vs how many are cured of their neopronouns tbh.

 

[LaxerBRO]

Dang...I found a post asking if the Ukrainians accepted HIV + volunteers and it looks like it was deleted.

This is what pisses me off. The Redditor will bitch that Trump tried to discharge HIV + service members yet when the issue affect something they care about suddenly they don't want to stand for it.

 

[TheDuncanKramer]

It's so bizarre to see a bunch of pasty, white, neogendered commies wanting to go fight and die to defend an actual Neo Nazi government.

Nah, the Ukrainian government just uses the Nazis to combat what it sees as a greater ideological threat, like the Weimar Republic did with the Freikorps. Zelensky and the oligarchs who control the country are Jewish themselves, and not the Mischlings that the Nazis tolerated. Full-blooded, yarmulke-toting Jews.

 

[OpenBASED]

I'd love to see them go off to Ukraine, then start bawling and wanting to go home, only to be told that they can't leave until the war is over.

What would these limp wristed fuckers even be capable of doing on the battlefield anyway besides crying and shitting their pants? Would they even be allowed to serve after they had their first tantrum over pronouns?

 

[DickMain]

It's 2022 and people are literally willing to [say they are willing to] die in the name of internet virtue signalling.

I think this is more accurate, but all the same their pronouns won't help them once they're turned into a crater. And nothing of value will have been lost.