r/VolunteersForUkraine - The ManChildren's Crusade of 2022

[Neko GF]

I volunteered for ukraine but no one wants a 5’4 300 lbs nerd

So the people running this effort are not only fatphobic but also manlet exclusionary! So shameful!!

How le epic Redditors going to defeat Putin when most of them are getting turned away!

 

[who dare wins?]

I think others have said this before but I cannot wait for videos on pro-Russia telegram channels showing these fuckers captured before being executed.

 

[Apochrypha]

Why not let them go to Ukraine? seriously. They are all wastes of our already thinned out resources. Who knows, the rest of the West might eventually get thrown into the slav shitshow and these people would just drag us even further down in an honest to god war. Better to have them used as target practice for the russkis today rather than eating our food and breathing our air tomorrow.

 

[Psyduck]

Do any of these dopes realize how difficult it will be to communicate with other people? Slavic languages are hard enough when using a latin script. Cyrillic makes it even more difficult to learn. Ukrainian has the normal и and й, plus i and ї for some reason. It has ґ with the non-deformed г being an "h", I believe (any ukraine dogs can help here?) They could try something like duolingo, but it would be hard with no knowledge and it does not teach important military words or phrases.

"Bro just turn on the subtitles"

 

[awoo]

Has anyone informed Tucker Carlson yet? I'm waiting for the segment on Tucker tonight to hit

 

[Random Internet Person]

There's video of Azov and UA national guard units forcing civilians at gunpoint to stay inside buildings they're using for cover. It seems to be government policy to cause civilian deaths for propaganda purposes.

Honestly, if word of that “keep civilians for propaganda” being official policy got leaked, pro-Russia sentiment would go through the roof for the Internet exiles. No wonder Ukraine coincided with registration being disabled “until further notice”.

 

[grumble_bum]

If I were the Russian government I'd be using this as propaganda. "Fight in Ukraine and turkey shoot some western trannies." Also if Ukraine is actually accepting these fuckwits, There's no way Russians aren't hiding among them.

 

[Lards and Lasses]

First person to post a video of some english speaking faggot with dyed hair dying in the war deserves a trophy

 

[SaidNoOneEver]

Not by default, I don't think. Lots of American Jews go over and volunteer for the Israeli army. Some did during the Gulf War.

There's also the French Foreign Legion, and so forth.

Military service is compulsory for Isreali citizens regardless of where they live.

 

[ArthurEdwards]

I play a lot of Hitman and CSGO I think I'm ready

 

[King Bradley]

Has anyone informed Tucker Carlson yet? I'm waiting for the segment on Tucker tonight to hit

I bet that interview will go the same as the last one with a redditor.

 

[Random Internet Person]

If I were the Russian government I'd be using this as propaganda. "Fight in Ukraine and turkey shoot some western trannies.”

Kind of surprised that isn’t happening already. I’m sure that’d get people to sign up. Maybe some Westerners too.

This is what you eat in the uaf

I think that alone could get Reddit to nope the fuck out. Be sure to tell them that’s all they get until the next one.

 

[HOMO FOR LIFE]

Why not let them go to Ukraine? seriously. They are all wastes of our already thinned out resources. Who knows, the rest of the West might eventually get thrown into the slav shitshow and these people would just drag us even further down in an honest to god war. Better to have them used as target practice for the russkis today rather than eating our food and breathing our air tomorrow.

Pls. I'd support raising a fund to send these manbabies.

 

[JustStopDude]

If I were the Russian government I'd be using this as propaganda. "Fight in Ukraine and turkey shoot some western trannies." Also if Ukraine is actually accepting these fuckwits, There's no way Russians aren't hiding among them.

Russians have conscription. They don't recruit.

 

[Blewberry Nausea]

Kind of surprised that isn’t happening already. I’m sure that’d get people to sign up. Maybe some Westerners too.



I think that alone could get Reddit to nope the fuck out. Be sure to tell them that’s all they get until the next one.

You want me to get lolcows to stop being lolcows? I absolutely refuse.

 

[Reluctant Baron]

There's video of Azov and UA national guard units forcing civilians at gunpoint to stay inside buildings they're using for cover. It seems to be government policy to cause civilian deaths for propaganda purposes.

Could you post it? That's insane if true

 

[Mussi]

See, I want to join the Ukrainian international militia, but I want to time it so that I officially join the day that Russia polishes off Ukraine. That way I get the clout of defending a barely-European shithole AND the last thing I hear won't be a Su-25.

 

[Blewberry Nausea]

There are going to be so many useless commissions raised after this if we aren’t all nucleared

Also hey they are fighting at a nuclear plant like that’s a good idea lol

 

[Haint]

The less sex you have the more you want to kill someone.
Your a sexless incel with 1000s of hours of FPSs, a closet full of airsoft guns and no possibility of a worthwhile future?
Go take a bullet!

 

[Overcast]

There's video of Azov and UA national guard units forcing civilians at gunpoint to stay inside buildings they're using for cover. It seems to be government policy to cause civilian deaths for propaganda purposes.

As you can see, these horrible Russians are murdering innocent civilians trying to hide inside these build-GET THE FUCK BACK IN THERE!-buildings. Please donate and help our war effort. Your contribution could save many lives!