Russian Invasion of Ukraine (2022): Thread 1 - Ukrainian Liars vs Russian Liars with Air and Artillery Superiority

[Getting tard comed]

NSFW: Civilians who tried to escape executed
Translated with google: "Ukrofascists are shooting at civilians on the outskirts of Mariupol. The husband and wife tried to leave Mariupol, at the exit near the checkpoint with the radicals they noticed the bodies that had been shot, they wanted to help, but fire was also opened on them from the checkpoint. They tried to escape, as a result, the woman was killed, the driver was wounded, now he is hiding with relatives in the Berdyansk region."

Spoiler: NSFW

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The "good guys" folks.

Russia still doesn't have air superiority because the Burgers are pinpointing them the location of every Russian fighter in Ukraine.

And the S-300 and BUKs shoot down that fighter.

I bet the Burgers have teams on the borders of Romania and Poland doing this stuff.

Russia is still doing progress but their supply colums keep getting ambushed in the north and thus are bogged down.

The south should be reinforced by the Ruskies since that's their only winning card

Any idea on where the ukies army is? Last ove heard/read is that the majority of their forces are near the Donbaus in the east and since Russia has encircled Maripol and were coming from the north it looked, yesterday, like a significan portion of the ukie army was going to be encircled.

 

[Herty]

Ukrainian bros...

 

[Grand Wizard Wakka]

Once the Ghost of Kyiv finishes all the map objectives and side quests, its time for Final Boss Putin.

Didn’t know #BeLikeZelensky was a thing on Twitter. Here are some tweets about it:
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Most of it is being pushed by this account. It’s astroturfed:

Not going to post more of the same tweet, but just goes to show how forced all of this is

All those pics of Zelensky in military gear is from him hanging out at some drill 2 years ago, but people think he's actually fighting instead of holed up and using his people as a shield. Its like thinking George Bush was flying a jet and fighting in Iraq, or that Putin right now is riding a horse into Ukraine shirtless.

 

[Duke Nukem]

You retards don't even know Putin hasn't unleashed his greatest asset yet.

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If you know the lore, that's not necessarily the case. Besides, psychic mind control devices and techniques are amateur compared to the power of Facecunt and Shitter.

 

[Retink]

I hope all you boomer juice loving kiwis start saving up your cans
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Damn, how will I get my sips in. First my car juice, now my own juice. What next, they'll hit porn?

 

[Glowing In The Streets]

Ukrainian bros...

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>this isn't my final form

 

[make_it_so]

Ukrainian bros...

So 10% to 15% of the total military force of the Russian Federation?

 

[AnOminous]

I am a phoneposter and I diligently follow the thumbnail rules. I am a high-quality poster, and will diligently fight for the rights of the poor, persecuted phoneposters and anime avatars.

Once we gas you all I will respectfully admit you were one of the good ones, but we just couldn't take the risk.

 

[Saleh]

The "good guys" folks.

Any idea on where the ukies army is? Last ove heard/read is that the majority of their forces are near the Donbaus in the east and since Russia has encircled Maripol and were coming from the north it looked, yesterday, like a significan portion of the ukie army was going to be encircled.

No one knows but the Pro-Russian militias have broken through the Ukrainian fortified lines in northern Donbass

That means they're retreating slowly from eastern Ukraine while protecting their rear.

The Ukries are expected to have raised more than 500.000 soldiers by the end of this month so the situation could change suddenly with the arrival of troops.

 

[Getting tard comed]

Ukrainian bros...

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So anywhere from 200-300k troops are in the Ukraine? Good luck bros. And they have a shot, reports from Russians not too happy with how this is going are they have really only sent in the B team.

 

[murph]

Ukrainian bros...

I'm a little drunk but this math doesn't compute. Maybe they're a little drunk too, perfectly understandable.

 

[Blasterisk]

Its like thinking that Putin right now is riding a horse into Ukraine shirtless.

Well no kidding, obviously he's riding a bear.

smh my head

 

[AnOminous]

Whoops. Turns out if you're dealing with a big enough economy then arbitrarily using GloboHomo's econo-warfare tactics doesn't always work.

It would have been really easy to wait out right, you know, because Germany has all these like nuclear reactors. Maybe they should just use those. Oh wait, what, they GOT RID OF THEM? Because of GloboHomo? Wait wtf world is this? CLOWN WORLD!

 

[Spicey McHaggis]

its extra funny because all these people constantly talk about putin being a deranged, dangerous, paranoid madman.
like, gee, how do you think the paranoid madman will react to multiple prominent american politicians and journalists openly calling for his assassination in public?

Well as they say, even paranoids have enemies sometimes.

 

[AnOminous]

What's he gonna do, nuke his own country?

That's well within Typical Slavic Behavior.

 

[Saleh]

So anywhere from 200-300k troops are in the Ukraine? Good luck bros. And they have a shot, reports from Russians not too happy with how this is going are they have really only sent in the B team.

The Ukries will have more than 500,000 to 600.000 soldiers by the end of this month but most of them will be Volksturm trash.

 

[Grand Wizard Wakka]

So what went on at the nuclear plant and how is the story being overblown and exaggerated?

There wasn't actually any violence or radiation. It was an orgy and the glowing goo was just jizz under a blacklight.

GloboHomo

I prefer local organic homo.

 

[Jump]

So what went on at the nuclear plant and how is the story being overblown and exaggerated?

A building not connected to the actual reactors caught on fire. Maybe from the flares that where being fired around the place.

Here is a video of Putin being briefed on the situation:

 

[Getting tard comed]

The Ukries will have more than 500,000 to 600.000 soldiers by the end of this month but most of them will be Volksturm trash.

If it's not over by then, then Russia brings in their A-team.. and idk how it looks for Ukraine if the A-team is brought in. Hopefully this ends before then.

 

[MG-34]

If it's not over by then, then Russia brings in their A-team.. and idk how it looks for Ukraine if the A-team is brought in. Hopefully this ends before then.

Ok sure. The Russians only sent in their monkey model export only VDV.