r/VolunteersForUkraine - The ManChildren's Crusade of 2022

What does "fascism" have to do with anything? Of course I am arguing against Redditors, who were probably inspired by Marvel movies and internet memes, so why bother.
I wonder what answer these people would give you if you asked them what a fascist is, it would probably just be either "MAGGAT" or "NAZI".
 
The reddit legion caught wind of the Russians saying foreign fighters wouldn't be given POW status. This has lead to some totally credible braggadocio.

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These guys actually think they're going to capture Russians :story:
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A wild Russian bot appears!
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This one seems to think a counter-invasion of Russia is on the table. All the way to Moscow.
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Redditors: scarier than Chechens. (I mean, they are, but for entirely opposite reasons.)
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The Chechens took over a school and after a 3 day stand-off IIRC; over 300 people (students and adults, and like all but one terrorist) were dead. Kids got straight executed and teen girls were raped while being held hostage. You don't get much worse than a Chechen, maybe the legitimate anti-Christ, but that's about it.

Imagine what they think of Americans and British; they're people who get held back because DC/London says "Hearts and minds."

All those posts are missing is an endorsement by Black Rifle Coffee.
 
God what I would pay to see a picture of one of these faggots showing up to frontlines to bash the fash only to be around a bunch of literal nazis from the Azov Regiment with swastika tattoos on their necks and talking about their need to execute "Muslim Orcs". I'd pay extra to see one of them that's a troon demand one of the nazis there respect their She/Her pronoun patch on their shitty wish.com chest rig they got for $15.

God what a extraordinary timeline we live in.
 
One thing all these people really aren't thinking of, is human logistics. They may think they can do non-combat jobs and shit, and they might be able to, but Ukraine doesn't have time to train people to be competent enough in the language to be able to function efficiently as a native Ukrainian. You have your CDL, cool, take this truck to x-city, hope you can read the fucking road signs. You're an experienced trauma nurse? Well the doctor doesn't know English too well, you better not fuck up his orders and kill someone. You can apply this to a lot of different things; if these people truly want to help; blood donations, and money to finance gear for people who only need to know who to look out for and who to shoot. Everything else is just modern culture of jumping on what's hot and wanting to be part of it without really thinking what going to a foreign nation and being involved in a war means. Hell, when we invaded Iraq, guess what, anything that didn't get an English subtitle got one, because the military isn't going to train everyone to be proficient enough in Snackbar before we decide to invade. Now think of that but with all these idiots from around the world, some of which may not even share the same language, you'll be trying to get everyone on the same page, and have to repeat yourself sixteen fucking times for every retard from a different nation.
 
God what I would pay to see a picture of one of these faggots showing up to frontlines to bash the fash only to be around a bunch of literal nazis from the Azov Regiment with swastika tattoos on their necks and talking about their need to execute "Muslim Orcs". I'd pay extra to see one of them that's a troon demand one of the nazis there respect their She/Her pronoun patch on their shitty wish.com chest rig they got for $15.

God what a extraordinary timeline we live in.
It's entirely likely, and severely disappointing, that these people are all talk & will show back up to Reddit to claim stolen valor once the conflict is over. As much as I would like to see a body pile of tranny corpses complete with pink, blue & white arm socks, these people will all have suspiciously survived with nary a scar to show for it.
 
The Chechens took over a school and after a 3 day stand-off IIRC; over 300 people (students and adults, and like all but one terrorist) were dead. Kids got straight executed and teen girls were raped while being held hostage. You don't get much worse than a Chechen, maybe the legitimate anti-Christ, but that's about it.

Imagine what they think of Americans and British; they're people who get held back because DC/London says "Hearts and minds."

All those posts are missing is an endorsement by Black Rifle Coffee.
The Spetsnaz-GRU are also in-country, and they're not to be taken lightly. Their idea of resolving a hostage crisis is "just shoot everybody". Scary fuckers.
 
Never in my wildest imagination have I ever predicted something like this. This is something out of a fucking satire.

Redditors didn't even learn from reading the (obvious lesson) on Dr. Doom's focus on material gains in international conflict and would rather believe everything is much fascism huh?

They're all going to be fragged by the Azov Battalion. This entire situation is retarded.
 
The reddit legion caught wind of the Russians saying foreign fighters wouldn't be given POW status. This has lead to some totally credible braggadocio.

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You literally cannot reason with these people, they're already more than happy to stretch the truth so thin it's barely visible. Head over to the /r/ukraine subreddit and check out them insisting Russia capturing the Nuclear Power plant warrants a response from the international community. Or just calling for NATO to 'steamroll Putin and his goons', they operate completely outside of reality.

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Redditors believe Russia have just let their Nukes fall apart I guess.

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Why can't we just kick off WW3 bro?
 
It's entirely likely, and severely disappointing, that these people are all talk & will show back up to Reddit to claim stolen valor once the conflict is over. As much as I would like to see a body pile of tranny corpses complete with pink, blue & white arm socks, these people will all have suspiciously survived with nary a scar to show for it.
Just get the gays to hold hands at the border. That will stop the soldiers.
 
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