Russian Invasion of Ukraine (2022): Thread 1 - Ukrainian Liars vs Russian Liars with Air and Artillery Superiority

[BradCarter]

Israel news agency broadcasting Ukrainian war damages. Apparently Russian tech is a lot more advanced than we thought by the look of their crashed fighters.

 

[burntwater]

It’s officially year of the Linux desktop!

https://twitter.com/zerohedge/status/1499748829360713737

 

[Animewasamistake]

Russians are really ramping up the humanitarian stuff

 

[No. 7 cat]

View attachment 3041745

https://twitter.com/MapsUkraine/status/1499695583791091713

https://archive.ph/iTtmL

The AIDS case which is Twitter banned blocked due to some spurious requests by Euroslave countries. RT is imperfect, but they are probably more balanced than the usual Western Globohomo broadcasters, or no worse. They fear contrary opinions, it's like it is kryptonite to them, this hatethinking of diverse opinions. Telegram anyhow is balls. It clogs up a phone.

 

[IKOL]

You're retarded. You're not even Russian.

Долбоеба ты кусок, впрочем я совсем не удивлен что какой-то еблан не способен определить по моей грамматике английского что я не амер, не брит, вообще нахер не европейс. xD

Товарищ Борщ может подтвердить что я русский. Что я в отличие от тебя, оленя, прекрасно осознаю что пишу, твоё виденье русского человека ограничено Московой и Питером в лучшем, блять, случае. Я провинциал, я не живу в ебаном муравейнике коим Москва всегда являлась после падения Советов и будет являться всю жизнь.
Пожалуйста, будь ласка, завали еблет свой обкончанный и если не знаешь сути - лучши молчи нахуй, умнее будешь казаться.

Now translate me this, dolboeb.

You think they all think like they are from the Soviet era, they don't.

You use moscovites and Petersswampmen as a merit of who Russian is today. Sure no doubt a lot of youth and boomers in these cities are act like entitled eurofags while the rest of the country are simple, modest people living from paycheck to paycheck and having warm feelings toward past that was before Yeltsin have fucked all the shit up.

then you turn around on shit on someone who's actual, native Russian and claim YOU know the russians.

FTFY

 

[The Last Boyscout]

It’s officially year of the Linux desktop!

https://twitter.com/zerohedge/status/1499748829360713737

View attachment 3041884

and nothing of value was lost.

 

[The Foldless Brain]

Putin agrees to summit on neutral grounds. American satellite image show the location he requested.

 

[Animewasamistake]

Долбоеба ты кусок, впрочем я совсем не удивлен что какой-то еблан не способен определить по моей грамматике английского что я не амер, не брит, вообще нахер не европейс. xD

Товарищ Борщ может подтвердить что я русский. Что я в отличие от тебя, оленя, прекрасно осознаю что пишу, твоё виденье русского человека ограничено Московой и Питером в лучшем, блять, случае. Я провинциал, я не живу в ебаном муравейнике коим Москва всегда являлась после падения Советов и будет являться всю жизнь.
Пожалуйста, будь ласка, завали еблет свой обкончанный и если не знаешь сути - лучши молчи нахуй, умнее будешь казаться.

Now translate me this, dolboeb.


FTFY

Blyat cyka bazmooi

 

[Borscht]

Долбоеба ты кусок, впрочем я совсем не удивлен что какой-то еблан не способен определить по моей грамматике английского что я не амер, не брит, вообще нахер не европейс. xD

Товарищ Борщ может подтвердить что я русский. Что я в отличие от тебя, оленя, прекрасно осознаю что пишу, твоё виденье русского человека ограничено Московой и Питером в лучшем, блять, случае. Я провинциал, я не живу в ебаном муравейнике коим Москва всегда являлась после падения Советов и будет являться всю жизнь.
Пожалуйста, будь ласка, завали еблет свой обкончанный и если не знаешь сути - лучши молчи нахуй, умнее будешь казаться.

Now translate me this, dolboeb.


FTFY

Correctly uses Ё, appropriately uses "deer" as an insult, knows Moscow is a fucking anthill. Russian enough for me, confirmed.

 

[kuuu]

Долбоеба ты кусок, впрочем я совсем не удивлен что какой-то еблан не способен определить по моей грамматике английского что я не амер, не брит, вообще нахер не европейс. xD

Товарищ Борщ может подтвердить что я русский. Что я в отличие от тебя, оленя, прекрасно осознаю что пишу, твоё виденье русского человека ограничено Московой и Питером в лучшем, блять, случае. Я провинциал, я не живу в ебаном муравейнике коим Москва всегда являлась после падения Советов и будет являться всю жизнь.
Пожалуйста, будь ласка, завали еблет свой обкончанный и если не знаешь сути - лучши молчи нахуй, умнее будешь казаться.

Now translate me this, dolboeb.

You use moscovites and Petersswampmen as a merit of who Russian is today. Sure no doubt a lot of youth and boomers in these cities are act like entitled eurofags while the rest of the country are simple, modest people living from paycheck to paycheck and having warm feelings toward past that was before Yeltsin have fucked all the shit up.


FTFY

Показушно бомбите-с.

 

[Saleh]

Neckbeards seem to genuinely think that you are sucking Putler's big fat fucking cock if you don't say that Ukraine is raping Russia every single day of the war.

Guess what, you're eating shit from Jewlensky's ass everytime you believe his faggot lies.

Eating shit is what people like, I guess.

 

[Czechem Republic]

RT is imperfect, but they are probably more balanced than the usual Western Globohomo broadcasters

They are literally a state-owned media mouthpiece. The closest equivalent would be VoA in this country.

Don't confuse 'not western' with 'not propaganda'.

 

[Fivehead]

TFW you think the WEF isn't full of shit, again.

Everything they meme about pretty much happens within 5 years. Not because they're prophets but because they make it happen, whether the events are real, kind of real or completely manufactured. Pandemic and cyberattacks happened (real or fake is irrelevant). They always signal their gay bullshit before they pull it off. They aren't secretive at all.

 

[Koko Jambo]

Don't confuse 'not western' with 'not propaganda'.

You know we don't really like sane people here......

 

[Sammich]

Долбоеба ты кусок, впрочем я совсем не удивлен что какой-то еблан не способен определить по моей грамматике английского что я не амер, не брит, вообще нахер не европейс. xD

Товарищ Борщ может подтвердить что я русский. Что я в отличие от тебя, оленя, прекрасно осознаю что пишу, твоё виденье русского человека ограничено Московой и Питером в лучшем, блять, случае. Я провинциал, я не живу в ебаном муравейнике коим Москва всегда являлась после падения Советов и будет являться всю жизнь.
Пожалуйста, будь ласка, завали еблет свой обкончанный и если не знаешь сути - лучши молчи нахуй, умнее будешь казаться.

Now translate me this, dolboeb.

You use moscovites and Petersswampmen as a merit of who Russian is today. Sure no doubt a lot of youth and boomers in these cities are act like entitled eurofags while the rest of the country are simple, modest people living from paycheck to paycheck and having warm feelings toward past that was before Yeltsin have fucked all the shit up.


FTFY

I assumed you were native russian, but i didn't want to speak to my obvious assumption. One could even quote a bible verse "Even a fool is thought wise if he keeps silent, and discerning if he holds his tongue."

 

[HTTP Error 404]

If we were simping for Putin we would be going Slay queeeennn. and making up shit about the grim reaper of magadan. i think most of the posters here are on Ukraine's side. but they find the sheer weight of the western propaganda machine being put behind Ukraine suspicious, we have gone from #truckernazis and #bashthefash to the media and the elites begging people to join far right militias overnight.

Seriously, Russia are also lying their asses off and spreading as much propaganda as they can, but so is Ukraine, and only one of those two sides is getting everything banned and flagged down as misinformation.

Lets not forget that

1. The West has been aching for a war on Russia for a while for some reason. (Supposedly, because he rejects GloboHomo and betrayed them when they tried to subvert the Russian Government.) Seriously, pre-Trump in 2016 both Hillary and the DNC were openly prepping us for some form of confrontation with them. It was an open understanding in the bubble that Hillary would get in, settle down for a moment, and then it would be time to "deal with the Putin problem."
2. The Left and Big Tech has spent the past 8 years claiming EVERYONE against them is a literal Nazi, and when that stopped triggering an emotional reaction, suddenly EVERONE is a literal fascist.
3. The same Left and Big Tech jumped full throated tickle-Zemenskyy's balls flufferboy style on the Ukraine's dick despite the Ukraine having an open Neo-Nazi element of it's government, something that we would NEVER accept in a million years without it being "worth it" to us in some way.
4. To the point that Facebook has made a special exemption for their anti-Nazi policy allowing people to cheer the Azov Battalion as long as they continue to kill the enemies of GloboHomo.
5. They are literally using cancel culture tactics on a military scale, and in my experience the people using Cancel Culture tactics are NEVER, EVER, the good guys.

I'm not saying Russia's in the right. I imagine they have their reasons and they're more reasonable than "Putin's evil and insane and attacked a poor widdle country of puppies, kittens, and cheap vodka for NO POSSIBLE REASON WHATSOEVER." We'll never know because they absolutely will NEVER allow us to hear the un-spun stance from Russia, period.

But I do know every Anti-American Globalist Jewish Fuckface who has spent the past decade explaining to me that as a White Man I'm responsible for all the evils in the world and should die, and if I can't just die, I should at least cut my dick off and let Niggers and Wetbacks rape my children until the white is bred out of my family line, almost to a man, including the RINOs, are suddenly explaining that despite the Neo-America that GloboHomo is trying to turn the USA into hating every single fucking atom of my being I should drop everything and die in some shitty country I can't even find on a map to protect their Jewish puppet and corrupt as fuck Ukranian money laundering scheme.

Oh, and the Ukrainian simps keep posting that faggy ass Monkey-Putin shit and that's about on par with the stupid as fuck forced meme spam under every Trump tweet until the day he was banned. "Diaper Trump," "naked 400 pound Trump," etc etc. Any team that has those fucks on it are clearly the losers.

 

[Balr0g]

It’s officially year of the Linux desktop!

https://twitter.com/zerohedge/status/1499748829360713737

View attachment 3041884

"Hey Dimitri!"
"Da?"
"Microsoft just stopped their subscription service for MS office"
"Good thing we use Open Office"

 

[Uncle Buck]

Долбоеба ты кусок, впрочем я совсем не удивлен что какой-то еблан не способен определить по моей грамматике английского что я не амер, не брит, вообще нахер не европейс. xD

Товарищ Борщ может подтвердить что я русский. Что я в отличие от тебя, оленя, прекрасно осознаю что пишу, твоё виденье русского человека ограничено Московой и Питером в лучшем, блять, случае. Я провинциал, я не живу в ебаном муравейнике коим Москва всегда являлась после падения Советов и будет являться всю жизнь.
Пожалуйста, будь ласка, завали еблет свой обкончанный и если не знаешь сути - лучши молчи нахуй, умнее будешь казаться.

да.

 

[No. 7 cat]

They are literally a state-owned media mouthpiece. The closest equivalent would be VoA in this country.

Don't confuse 'not western' with 'not propaganda'.

Many countries have the same, sometimes supported by a licence fee or just general taxation. The UK and France in particular take seriously speaking to the world. Again, no worse.

Neckbeards seem to genuinely think that you are sucking Putler's big fat fucking cock if you don't say that Ukraine is raping Russia every single day of the war.

Guess what, you're eating shit from Jewlensky's ass everytime you believe his faggot lies.

Eating shit is what people like, I guess.

I suspect Zelenskyy wasn't a funny comedian, just pushed by Globohomo, local branch. That's the worst thing a comedian can do or be.

 

[Fivehead]

Credit where credit's due, this guy has a pretty fine ass.

Quite possibly one of the most disgusting and degenerate, yet hilarious, comments I've read here.