Would you date a girl with... - (Assume she's decently attractive and into you. Like a 7/10.)

zero-who

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1. A suspended driver's license?
2. A criminal record?
3. An expulsion from an accredited college or university?
4. Inverted nipples?
5. An eyebrow piercing?
6. Sickle cell anemia?
7. Kleptomania?
8. Diagnosed astraphobia (fear of thunder and lightning)?
9. A collection of her own toenail clippings?
10. A severe caffeine addiction?
11. A Discord Nitro account?
12. A YouTube account with over 250k subscribers?
13. Green hair?
14. A crush on your dad?
15. A communist flag in her bedroom?
16. 300+ hours logged in Genshin Impact?
17. A subscription to Nikocado Avocado's OnlyFans?
18. Narcissistic personality disorder?
19. A professionally-made fursuit?
20. Tattoo sleeves on both arms?
21. Bee/beeself pronouns?
22. A Hetalia body pillow?
23. Snoop Dogg as her ex-boyfriend?
24. A piss jug collection?
25. A nicotine addiction?
26. An administrator account on Wikipedia?
27. Autism?
28. Chlamydia?
29. A Bored Ape Yacht Club NFT?
30. A tramp stamp?
31. Short term memory loss?
32. Israeli dual citizenship?
33. No nipples?
34. Three or more nipples?
35. A prosthetic leg?
36. $250k in outstanding student loans?
37. A five-year old child?
38. A five-year old mixed race child?
39. A six-year old pitbull with food aggression?
40. A penis?
41. No vocal cords?
42. A feeder fetish?
44. An account on this website?
45. A thread on this website?
46. Crohn's disease?
47. Hank Hill ass?
48. Pyromania?
49. A tulpa?
50. Borderline personality disorder?
51. A clit piercing?
52. An ex-husband?
53. Two ex-husbands?
54. An ex-wife?
55. Anorexia?
56. A prestigious job working for the World Economic Forum?
57. PTSD from serving in the military?
58. Gingivitis?
59. A foot fetish?
60. An abnormally long neck?
61. A ton of spiderwebs in her house that she refuses to clear out because they "eat all the nasty bugs"?
62. Twelve cats and a chinchilla?
63. Five years to live?
64. A BDSM collar that she won't take off because it was a gift from her dad?
65. Bipolar disorder?
66. A stalker?
67. The tendency to send you BuzzFeed quizzes over text constantly?
68. A kinlist?
69. Every BTS album on vinyl?
 
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Red Hood said:
27. Autism? HOW autistic?
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Retink said:
How autistic are we talking about?
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Just A Fat Round Bird said:
How much tism would a metric tism unit be? a chris might be too much.
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High-functioning. She's hyperfixated on trains and Pokémon and brings them up at inappropriate times, can't look people in the eyes, spaces out mid-conversation, and hates crowds and loud noises, but otherwise decently normal.
She's like... 0.25 CWCs, minus the narcissism.
 
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zero-who said:
High-functioning. She's hyperfixated on trains and Pokémon and brings them up at inappropriate times, can't look people in the eyes, spaces out mid-conversation, and hates crowds and loud noises, but otherwise decently normal. She's like... 0.25 CWCs, minus the narcissism.
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So authentic gamer girl? I'd be ok with that I suppose, and trains aren't the lamest thing in the world.
 
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zero-who said:
High-functioning. She's hyperfixated on trains and Pokémon and brings them up at inappropriate times, can't look people in the eyes, spaces out mid-conversation, and hates crowds and loud noises, but otherwise decently normal.
She's like... 0.25 CWCs, minus the narcissism.
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I guess that would be tolerable.
 
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>No
2. A criminal record?
7. Kleptomania?
9. A collection of her own toenail clippings?
13. Green hair?
14. A crush on your dad?
15. A communist flag in her bedroom?
17. A subscription to Nikocado Avocado's OnlyFans?
18. Narcissistic personality disorder?
19. A professionally-made fursuit?
20. Tattoo sleeves on both arms?
21. Bee/beeself pronouns?
23. Snoop Dogg as her ex-boyfriend?
24. A piss jug collection?
25. A nicotine addiction?
26. An administrator account on Wikipedia?
28. Chlamydia?
29. A Bored Ape Yacht Club NFT?
30. A tramp stamp?
32. Israeli dual citizenship?
36. $250k in outstanding student loans?
37. A five-year old child?
38. A five-year old mixed race child?
39. A six-year old pitbull with food aggression?
40. A penis?
42. A feeder fetish?
45. A thread on this website?
48. Pyromania?
49. A tulpa?
50. Borderline personality disorder?
52. An ex-husband?
53. Two ex-husbands?
54. An ex-wife?
55. Anorexia?
56. A prestigious job working for the World Economic Forum?
58. Gingivitis?
61. A ton of spiderwebs in her house that she refuses to clear out because they "eat all the nasty bugs"?
62. Twelve cats and a chinchilla?
64. A BDSM collar that she won't take off because it was a gift from her dad?
65. Bipolar disorder?
66. A stalker?
68. A kinlist?
59. A foot fetish?

>Yes
1. A suspended driver's license?
3. An expulsion from an accredited college or university?
4. Inverted nipples?
5. An eyebrow piercing?
6. Sickle cell anemia?
8. Diagnosed astraphobia (fear of thunder and lightning)?
10. A severe caffeine addiction?
11. A Discord Nitro account?
12. A YouTube account with over 250k subscribers?
16. 300+ hours logged in Genshin Impact?
22. A Hetalia body pillow?
27. Autism?
31. Short term memory loss?
33. No nipples?
34. Three or more nipples?
35. A prosthetic leg?
41. No vocal cords?
44. An account on this website?
46. Crohn's disease?
47. Hank Hill ass?
51. A clit piercing?
57. PTSD from serving in the military?
60. An abnormally long neck?
63. Five years to live?
67. The tendency to send you BuzzFeed quizzes over text constantly?
69. Every BTS album on vinyl?
 
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51. A clit piercing?

My friend dropped that fact of his girlfriend in front of like 50 people during a party once and she was really embarrassed he was doxing her pussy but honestly, its kinda hot. I think she admitted her reason was that she liked sex and heard it was supposed to make sex better and/or be like constant stimulation.

You dont look at the girl the same way again but youre like, "She seems fun".

Looking at this again honestly 20--yeah. Im real into the artsy hipster girl look. Im pretty fuckin retarded.
 
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i'd say no to most, but some are a yes or a no depending on context. like a suspended driver's license can be anything from "Didn't pay fines on time" to "Drove drunk and ran over a baby" and we can all agree that one is a MUCH bigger deal than the other
 
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1, 2, 7, 15, 17, 18, 19, 21, 23, 24, 26, 28, 39, 40, 45, 48, 50, 53, 55, 63, 64, 65, 66 - No

3, 4, 5, 6, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 16, 20, 25, 27, 29, 30, 31, 32, 33, 34, 35, 36, 37, 38, 41, 42, 44, 46, 47, 51, 52, 54, 56, 57, 58, 59, 60, 61, 62, 67 - Yes

27, depends on the severity

38, depends on the mixed race
 
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