Horrorcow Tommy Tooter / Thomas Wasserberg - Dog-Abusing, Trash-Eating Pedo, Neo-Nazi, Fake Tranny, "1st-Wave Incel", Hounded YouTuber to Suicide

[DSP's Tax Lawyer]

Did.... did you just admit to tax evasion?

You mean like Elon Musk, who's paying eleven billion dollars in taxes?

Yes he did, Thomas isn't a smart person.

Yeah, Elon isn't the type to abuse things like charities and stuff to lower what he owes like most billionaires.

Yes Thomas potentially admitted to tax evasion. More likely answer is that he just admitted to not making any money over his lifespan. He received welfare for all those years and his parents could have supported him up to 30k a year (Gift tax exemption is 15k per person so mom + dad = 30k but those number might be off because tax year 21 was 15k per person and tax year 22 is 16k per person but whatever). He also might have admitted to having a trust fund because a trust can pay taxes on the money it makes while the individual receiving the distributions does not have to pay taxes on it.

And please do not go to the billionaires filing taxes arguments. Its bad enough I have to spend 55+ hours on client work a week with the current tax code, I don't need it changed some more and making this job harder.

What's his landlord going to do cleaning-wise when Tommy's gone? Every square inch of the place is covered in rock polishing grit. Isn't that shit mostly carbon? I don't even know where I'd start.

You start with fire and explosives. You destroy everything and then rebuild

Christ, could he more loudly proclaim that he's an easy mark for scammers?

I think his constant talks about the inheritance money he received and all the smart "investments" he was doing with the money was a pretty loud mark

 

[Banquet Meal]

in one of his videos, he claims to have "converted 25,000 dollars into stone", and then decided to try and sound poetic and state that he converted 25,000 dollars of his families "paper" into stone..if someone is on a limited income, this is an insanely stupid move to make..he is by far the most nigger rich guy ive ever seen, once this windfall is gone, thats it. hes gonna be stuck in that shithole with his crappy rocks and that big ass nasty mug hes always slurping from. hoping someone snaps his recorder in half, the man cant play for shit.

 

[DSP's Tax Lawyer]

in one of his videos, he claims to have "converted 25,000 dollars into stone", and then decided to try and sound poetic and state that he converted 25,000 dollars of his families "paper" into stone..if someone is on a limited income, this is an insanely stupid move to make..he is by far the most nigger rich guy ive ever seen, once this windfall is gone, thats it. hes gonna be stuck in that shithole with his crappy rocks and that big ass nasty mug hes always slurping from. hoping someone snaps his recorder in half, the man cant play for shit.

Maybe he can play on the street corner for money. That's a good way to get it snapped in half

 

[Owlflaps]

Maybe he can play on the street corner for money. That's a good way to get it snapped in half

The only thing Tom is going to try and blow are some men in desperation before he inevitably gets his shit kicked in when he tries to preposition them.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

The only thing Tom is going to try and blow are some men in desperation before he inevitably gets his shit kicked in when he tries to preposition them.

Especially since it seems that dogs have cottoned on to his nonsense.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

And please do not go to the billionaires filing taxes arguments. Its bad enough I have to spend 55+ hours on client work a week with the current tax code, I don't need it changed some more and making this job harder.

Hey now. Tommy brought it up, not me. God knows people in the tax industry have one of the hardest and most thankless jobs out there (just above Tommy's designated tard wrangler.)

 

[MasterDisaster]

Tom sure hasn't been bragging about all his massive money making 'mergers' as of late. Getting that vibe that Tom took any offer at face value and is in that awkward phase of waiting for the alleged sudden influx of cash.

It reminds me of that Trailer Park Boy episode where Ricky spent 30k in just two days.

 

[DSP's Tax Lawyer]

Hey now. Tommy brought it up, not me. God knows people in the tax industry have one of the hardest and most thankless jobs out there (just above Tommy's designated tard wrangler.)

You could not pay me enough to deal with Thomas and his finances

Tom sure hasn't been bragging about all his massive money making 'mergers' as of late. Getting that vibe that Tom took any offer at face value and is in that awkward phase of waiting for the alleged sudden influx of cash.

It reminds me of that Trailer Park Boy episode where Ricky spent 30k in just two days.

Without a doubt he lost money on that fake merger. That entire 'business' announcement was all fake as hell

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

You could not pay me enough to deal with Thomas and his finances

He doesn't have any though. He does have worthless inventory though that needs to be cataloged. I know I sure as hell wont do it and I enjoy organization. Besides, hazmat suits are in high demand. At least the Tychem 6000 ones.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

You could not pay me enough to deal with Thomas and his finances


Without a doubt he lost money on that fake merger. That entire 'business' announcement was all fake as hell

If it’s flopped, he won’t mention it again and will hope we forget about it (we won’t). If it’s still going ahead, he’ll gloat about how he’s totally about to make a million billion trillion dollars and he’ll have us all killed for making fun of him. Then it will flop.

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

If it’s flopped, he won’t mention it again and will hope we forget about it (we won’t). If it’s still going ahead, he’ll gloat about how he’s totally about to make a million billion trillion dollars and he’ll have us all killed for making fun of him. Then it will flop.

Maybe after the volunteers for Ukraine are finished he can get them to come after us.

 

[DSP's Tax Lawyer]

He doesn't have any though. He does have worthless inventory though that needs to be cataloged. I know I sure as hell wont do it and I enjoy organization. Besides, hazmat suits are in high demand. At least the Tychem 6000 ones.

Its just a massive amount of inventory, trying to dig through basic receipts, and not being able to value anything because its fake, covered in human shit, poorly stored, and has an unknown market value

If it’s flopped, he won’t mention it again and will hope we forget about it (we won’t). If it’s still going ahead, he’ll gloat about how he’s totally about to make a million billion trillion dollars and he’ll have us all killed for making fun of him. Then it will flop.

He thought preferred stock was like a higher tier of patreon contributions to common stock. It will flop

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

He thought preferred stock was like a higher tier of patreon contributions to common stock. It will flop

He didn't seem to understand the difference between stocks and shares and used them interchangeably. A stock is a broader concept to convey ownership in a company. A share is the individual units of ownership.
From Business Insider

• A stock, also known as an equity, is an investment that represents partial ownership interest in a company.
• A share is the smallest denomination of a specific company's stock

Stock	Share
Stock refers to the company that issues it (e.g., Coca-Cola stock). Stock represents non-specific ownership interest in a company. A stockholder owns stock in a company which can mean different things.	A share is a unit of measurement of your ownership interest in a company (e.g., one share of IBM stock). A share represents a specific unit of ownership of a stock. A shareholder owns shares of stock in a company.

More info can be found in the link above for those interested

By the way, tech company stocks are falling thanks to the Ukraine bullshit. Maybe a good time to invest.
As is crypto if anyone is interested in buying some to hold on to to eventually give it to Null. ETH is dropping faster than Bitcoin.

 

[repentance]

 

[DSP's Tax Lawyer]

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And now he is out of money. This is hilarious

 

[Tragi-Chan]

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Easy come, easy go. Looks like Tom’s gonna have to sell a lot of rocks fast.

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

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Always the shrewd business man I see.

 

[DSP's Tax Lawyer]

Easy come, easy go. Looks like Tom’s gonna have to sell a lot of rocks fast.

Everything must go. Half off, 75% off, as much as you can carry for $20 it does not matter

 

[Dee Price]

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This is too good. Thomas blew through that quickly

And now he is out of money. This is hilarious

LOL it is a priceless turn of fate.

Thomas is going to avoid admitting he is totally broke.



On the lighter side he is going to all say it is all due to him being trans and anyone that says anything he thinks is insulting will make him rage.


so JJOKE TIME!!!

A evolutionary biologist a cosmologist and a evangelist independent baptist preacher walk into a bar. off in the distance you hear a lot of yelling with a lot of gun shots, The police surround the bar and call for everyone to come out with their hands up.
The preacher comes out all covered in blood the police rush in and everyone is dead. So they ask him what happened.

He says those scientist says theys no god.

But them damn bitches hasen dicks them trannies. So's i gots mad and shot thems all. Them guilty ofs debotherims and hairassisey guilty in the eyes ofs the loard PRAISEN THES LOARDS the cops all scream PRAISE THE LORD It good to be in Texas By the way preacher cans we follow yous home are yer daugheters home? yea boys come on help yerselves.

 

[RadioactiveMonkeyMan]

This is too good. Thomas blew through that quickly

LOL it is a priceless turn of fate.

Thomas is going to avoid admitting he is totally broke.



On the lighter side he is going to all say it is all due to him being trans and anyone that says anything he thinks is insulting will make him rage.


so JJOKE TIME!!!

A evolutionary biologist a cosmologist and a evangelist independent baptist preacher walk into a bar. off in the distance you hear a lot of yelling with a lot of gun shots, The police surround the bar and call for everyone to come out with their hands up.
The preacher comes out all covered in blood the police rush in and everyone is dead. So they ask him what happened.

He says those scientist says theys no god.

But them damn bitches hasen dicks them trannies. So's i gots mad and shot thems all. Them guilty ofs debotherims and hairassisey guilty in the eyes ofs the loard PRAISEN THES LOARDS the cops all scream PRAISE THE LORD It good to be in Texas By the way preacher cans we follow yous home are yer daugheters home? yea boys come on help yerselves.

I got a good joke.

Spoiler: Joke

Tom and Dave. Everything about them and their gay rivalry.