Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

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JCDenthog said:
Maybe it's just me but as I've been reading thru the thread it's slowly taken this sinister vibe. Something about SFWL and all the weirdo sex perverts associated with it and the bizarre relationship it has with Fatrick. I guess my suspicions are rooted in the simple question: why keep this retard around and why fund his frivolous lawsuits? What's so important about Fatrick? It's not his book sales. Is it the people he knows? Is it just because he's a member and I'm thinking too much about this?
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Why keep him around? Well, why get rid of him? He never had the means to pay back the "loan" and they knew that when they gave it to him, so they're not going to be mad about that. Cutting him loose would just cost them a loyal ball-licker and attack dog and get them nothing. They're just going to quietly not pursue repayment and drop it years later and sweep the whole thing under the rug, like the TransLifeline scammers are doing with their high-profile grifter founders who stole over $300k in donations from their "charity", and the government won't do shit about it. All "nonprofit organizations" should be assumed scams at this point until proven otherwise. Scams at best, there are a lot of NGOs that are conspiring against the public interest and getting tax-exempt status to do it.

Anyway, they gave him the money hoping to have him get the names of some of their anonymous critics so they could intimidate them, without their fingerprints being openly all over the effort. I'm sure they're disappointed with the complete lack of results, but I'm also sure that Pat just blames that on the judge and maybe his lawyers. I still don't know how Pat's lawyers managed to completely fail at presenting a passable motion with three attempts and the judge explaining to them what they needed to do. Did Pat just assume that he knew everything and micromanaged his lawyers' efforts into complete failure? Did he go with someone who was totally and catastrophically incompetent solely because they good at stroking his narc ego? Were his lawyers once competent before they were bitten by a diseased mosquito and suffer a brain-damaging illness? I don't know.
 
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AirdropShitposts said:
Has Fat explained the potential repercussions of the ongoing battle outside one of Ukraine's nuclear power plants? I'd like to participate in some intelligent discussion of the issues elsewhere and I need guidance from an expert.
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No see it's like in New Vegas whoever captures and holds it gets orbital strikes because war never changes and that's just how it works child.
 
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Pat is currently having a drunk spergout on twitter. So it's your average Thursday night at the Milwaukee half-hovel.

This unemployed college-dropout understands how nuclear reactors work, thank you:

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The seldom-seen Flirty Pat makes an appearance:

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Piggy is always right. Do you have any idea how scary that is?

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He isn't making any sense, even to the dullards that follow him:

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He's still sober enough to count someone's followers:

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He's actually started to lecture a guy

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"You really need to study more." Let's see who piggy is lecturing:

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What an ass.
 
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General Hamtrick Cumlinson providing the hyperbolic drivel we all so desperately crave. The audacity of a person with no education, work experience or friends telling us what we know is wrong is some top tier projection.
 
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Just got sent a photo from one of the brave men who put their life on the line to fight for what they believe in and help in war-torn Ukraine.

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Oh, wait no sorry. That's a picture of a fat manchild who plays with toys in his basement and writes Star Wars fanfiction. My bad.

HALT, VLADIMIR. THOUEST MAY NOT CROSSETH THIS BRIDGETH. MINE SWORD-ARTS SHALL ATTEST TO THINE SHORTCOMINGS, FIEND!
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Gamergirl Cleanup Crew said:
Just got sent a photo from one of the brave men who put their life on the line to fight for what they believe in and help in war-torn Ukraine.

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Oh, wait no sorry. That's a picture of a fat manchild who plays with toys in his basement and writes Star Wars fanfiction. My bad.

HALT, VLADIMIR. THOUEST MAY NOT CROSSETH THIS BRIDGETH. MINE SWORD-ARTS SHALL ATTEST TO THINE SHORTCOMINGS, FIEND!
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Idk if it's been said before, but man this dude is Faaaaaaat.
 
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I read his book The Ark. It wasn't the best, but it kept me interested. The ending was shit, but that's whatever. I made the mistake of purchasing the next two books in the series. I was able to force myself through the first 4 chapters before I returned to amazon.

He tries to shoehorn in this sjw tranny faggot bullshit ze and zer and it just breaks the rhythm. Even if the story was engaging enough to keep me interested (it's not), it would take me forever to read it because every time I run into a ze or a zer I have to stop and process it.

I am retarded, but I was able to read the first book in a couple of days no issues. Why can't he just write like he did in the first book? What virtue points are left for this fat idiot cuck faggot?

Oh, and I like how he conveniently skipped any of the actual technical discussion of how they would "flip the ship" and slow it down. That is mostly what I was waiting for.
 
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MagmaStalker said:
I read his book The Ark. It wasn't the best, but it kept me interested. The ending was shit, but that's whatever. I made the mistake of purchasing the next two books in the series. I was able to force myself through the first 4 chapters before I returned to amazon.

He tries to shoehorn in this sjw tranny faggot bullshit ze and zer and it just breaks the rhythm. Even if the story was engaging enough to keep me interested (it's not), it would take me forever to read it because every time I run into a ze or a zer I have to stop and process it.

I am retarded, but I was able to read the first book in a couple of days no issues. Why can't he just write like he did in the first book? What virtue points are left for this fat idiot cuck faggot?

Oh, and I like how he conveniently skipped any of the actual technical discussion of how they would "flip the ship" and slow it down. That is mostly what I was waiting for.
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Because the first book took him years to write iirc.
 
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MagmaStalker said:
I read his book The Ark. It wasn't the best, but it kept me interested. The ending was shit, but that's whatever. I made the mistake of purchasing the next two books in the series. I was able to force myself through the first 4 chapters before I returned to amazon.

He tries to shoehorn in this sjw tranny faggot bullshit ze and zer and it just breaks the rhythm. Even if the story was engaging enough to keep me interested (it's not), it would take me forever to read it because every time I run into a ze or a zer I have to stop and process it.

I am retarded, but I was able to read the first book in a couple of days no issues. Why can't he just write like he did in the first book? What virtue points are left for this fat idiot cuck faggot?

Oh, and I like how he conveniently skipped any of the actual technical discussion of how they would "flip the ship" and slow it down. That is mostly what I was waiting for.
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Have you read Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy? How similar was The Ark to that? Because Patrick has said before that The Ark was written as a continuation of HGttG because he didn't like the way it ended and thought he could do better. Then he changed some things around to make it more "his" and then pitched it to agents/publishers. He basically tricked people into thinking he could write since he was aping Douglas Adams style. When he has to write his own shit that's what it is, shitty. He sold around 6,000 physical copies of The Ark but only about 250 copies of his latest book In The Black. He fucking STINKS.

But perhaps you'd be interested in his latest work in progress? Christmas Carnage. A novel featuring a grown up Tiny Tim trying to avenge the grizzly murder of Ebenezer Scrooge.
 
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MagmaStalker said:
I am retarded, but I was able to read the first book in a couple of days no issues. Why can't he just write like he did in the first book? What virtue points are left for this fat idiot cuck faggot?
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There's a widely held belief over on onaforums that a mixture of Drumpf hysteria and Twitter addiction rotted Patrick's brain. If you go back and look at his earliest tweets, he wasn't nearly as obsessed with politics and didn't behave like a cunt to people who disagreed with him. I think getting attention from viral tweets in the years Trump was in office was more than his sperg brain could handle and made him addicted to the validation, so he started pandering as hard as he possibly could to the woke crowd to get those sweet dopamine hits. Naturally that bled into his shitty books too, hence the 'xe/xer'' shite.

He's fat is my overriding point here.
 
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