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- Aug 28, 2019
What's a two-bed?I feel it's very telling that I see zero kids in any of these videos. Really hits home who this experience is for cuz it isn't kids. No kid would wanna eat half the shit on that menu. Goony adults-children 30 somethings that have fur babies and a two bed. Spent 5k on Disney instead of saving for a down-payment on a house.
Not only that, but it removes the DINKs from the main parks and frees up just a little more space so they can keep milking families with kids.This is Disney's new demographic for the Disney Parks subsidiary in general. From a business standpoint it makes a lot of sense. You can grift maybe $1000 a day from a family of 6, and they are going be be price conscious (and thus low margin) about fucking everything, OR you can sell weird outlandish larp shit to non reproductive DINK couples for $6000 a day and as long as they can stuff their faces and get shitfaced while experiencing something novel, they are legitimately happy.
It's the easiest business decision anyone has ever made.
If this is an actual success, I'd not be surprised if they made more like it.
GenX and down aren't really going on cruises since they don't have the time or the interest like the Boomers did, so a fake-cruise-weekend/"capsule experience" that costs the same as a cruise is a great way to recover that money.