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I just wish he'd play the DOS original. I want to see his reaction to the difficulty.
DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion
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He wouldn't even know how to set up DOSBox to play it properly.
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He'd blame his $3,000 lemon of a PC that he can't play and stream it in 1080p and 60FPS.
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HUSBAND?
Here's her Pinterest, which has albums of wedding/engagement rings and pregnancy and baby related stuff. Jesus Christ, if these two not are not only engaged but managed to reproduce, it might be time to nuke the whole state of Washington.
Phil would not stoop so low as to let his pregnant wife get a job while he sat at home playing video games, would he? Jesus, if this turns out to be true, then he would be an lolcow of thermonuclear proportions.
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Well, obviously playing video games for the Internet is just as good as a full-time job, right?
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Yes, that is exactly what Phil would do.
"How was I supposed to know you aren't supposed to shake the baby until it stopped crying? My mom did it all the time."
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I'm pretty sure that if they had gotten married somebody would have said something by now. I would think they've been living together for a year or two now so they think of each other as husband and wife. Legally however they're not because Washington does not recognize common law marriages.
At least that's what I'm hoping for. If she carries his child then that's a good sign that the anti-Christ will be born sometime in 2016.
I can see it now: DSP Experiences Bugged CPS Mechanics.
"How was I supposed to know that Child Protective Services would come and take my kid away? COME ON MAN. *snort*"
I don't think DSP is willing to have a child, its probably just something Panda wants.
"How was I supposed to know that Child Protective Services would come and take my kid away? COME ON MAN. *snort*"
I don't think DSP is willing to have a child, its probably just something Panda wants.
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Phil would be the kind of jackass to laugh at all of the biological terms for vaginal parts in the delivery room.
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When Phil Jr. is born it's just going to be a little baby with an angry face and a beard and instead of crying he's just going to scream "WOOOOOOOOWWWWWW" in a high-pitched voice.
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"I'm pressing buttons but the kid's still crying".
His singing alone makes me feel sorry for any child unfortunate enough to be born to Phil.
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His Twitch chat will hand hold him when taking care of his spawn
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Phil will blame his child for him being a bad parent.
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When PandaLee's water breaks, he'll just pop out of the womb and say "Nothing I could do."
Or if it's a girl... I could see Phil being a total perv when she's older.
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Do you remember the zombie baby from Peter Jackson's Dead/Alive AKA Brain Dead?
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Let's hope that Phil NEVER has any kids. Or at the very least, if that DOES happen, Phil's spawn will grow up and distant themselves from their father as much as possible.
Also, real quick.
Weren't their only TWO $75 patrons in November? Last I checked, there's only one... So why listen to only ONE guy when the rest of your fanbase is complaining? If your paycheck is view based, shouldn't you be listening to everyone's input? Not just the patrons?
...Oh wait, that's what someone with common sense would do. Nevermind.
Also, real quick.
Weren't their only TWO $75 patrons in November? Last I checked, there's only one... So why listen to only ONE guy when the rest of your fanbase is complaining? If your paycheck is view based, shouldn't you be listening to everyone's input? Not just the patrons?
...Oh wait, that's what someone with common sense would do. Nevermind.
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Phil as a father...
I would laugh my ass off at first, but then I'll feel a little depressed knowing what that child is going to go through.
"DSP Jr. Tries It: Blaming His Father For His Personality Flaws "
I would laugh my ass off at first, but then I'll feel a little depressed knowing what that child is going to go through.
"DSP Jr. Tries It: Blaming His Father For His Personality Flaws "
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"HOW WAS I SUPPOSED TO KNOW HOW TO PAY CHILD SUPPORT!?!
These fucking bugged child mechanics ha ha ha, nothing I could do."
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