Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[Skeletor]

He kinda looks like Joe Don Baker.

 

[AnOminous]

General Fatton REALLY wants that no-fly zone:

He just went full Kinzinger. Never go full Kinzinger.

 

[instythot]

Have you read Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy? How similar was The Ark to that? Because Patrick has said before that The Ark was written as a continuation of HGttG because he didn't like the way it ended and thought he could do better. Then he changed some things around to make it more "his" and then pitched it to agents/publishers. He basically tricked people into thinking he could write since he was aping Douglas Adams style. When he has to write his own shit that's what it is, shitty. He sold around 6,000 physical copies of The Ark but only about 250 copies of his latest book In The Black. He fucking STINKS.

But perhaps you'd be interested in his latest work in progress? Christmas Carnage. A novel featuring a grown up Tiny Tim trying to avenge the grizzly murder of Ebenezer Scrooge.

On the one hand, I generally approve of people rising to the rhetorical challenge of "if you don't like it, just make your own then"

On the other hand, the sheer hubris of "stand aside and let me show you how Douglas Adams should have done it, kiddo" and 6k people parting with money for that should be mocked at every opportunity

 

[Robert w'E'd Leef]

He kinda looks like Joe Don Baker.

'Fat Bitchell'

 

[Johnny Anal Beads]

I read his book The Ark.

 

[Mr Moonface]

More simping for a nuclear war:



Putin is weak, child.

Unemployed man oinks about F-35s.



Pat attacks rape victim Tara Reade.



"Actively trying to murder trans children". Thank goodness this creep lost all contact with his daughter.

I'm sorry, who are you?

 

[MagmaStalker]

Why do people like him, who would never in a million years enter an actual fight (much less combat in a literal war zone) always want the US to go to war? Fuck that entire continent.

 

[Mr Moonface]

Piggy has been bleeding followers for days, looks like another victim post might fix that...

 

[Caverlock]

Piggy has been bleeding followers for days, looks like another victim post might fix that...

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People in half-houses shouldn't throw stones.
(A, L)

Edit:
(A, L)

 

[discombobulate]

People in half-houses shouldn't throw stones.

Fat's been sculpting himself to get vengeance for years. It's not his fault he completely misunderstood what "being the bigger man" means.

 

[Mr Moonface]

More oinking.



Assuming that this isn't Pat texting himself, I'm going to go ahead and state that this isn't someone from the OnAForums. Every member of the OnAForums could give two shits about the NRA.

 

[Robert w'E'd Leef]

More oinking.

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Assuming that this isn't Pat texting himself, I'm going to go ahead and state that this isn't someone from the OnAForums. Every member of the OnAForums could give two shits about the NRA.

it's a sickening false flag from a sickening fat fag. I've seen the charts, the documents, I was a fighter, a governor, a NAVY SEAL

 

[JCDenthog]

Piggy has been bleeding followers for days, looks like another victim post might fix that...

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More oinking.

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Assuming that this isn't Pat texting himself, I'm going to go ahead and state that this isn't someone from the OnAForums. Every member of the OnAForums could give two shits about the NRA.

These lack the je ne sais quoi of a genuine troll message. I'm calling fake.

 

[Plaintiff is fat]

Lol at censoring "faggot" to protect his thin-skinned tranny followers from laying eyes on such dangerous arrangement of pixels. What weak-minded bunch of queers he knows them to be.

 

[Mr Moonface]

General Fatton declares victory (again)

Amazing that he can even make Kurt Eichenwald look reasonable.

 

[Space Cooter]

Putin is done like dinner! Patrick’s brave tweeting gave the Ukrainian resistance the courage it needed to fight on!

He really should receive a congressional medal of honor. Or at least a free burger at hooligans

 

[Johnny Anal Beads]

Mikey Palmice has some advice for Patty Cakes.

 

[Blewberry Nausea]

This faggot really thinks he is gonna outlive a less fat less neurotic dude who probably isn’t alcoholic so he can shit on his grave. lol no.

 

[Ophelia]

Lol at censoring "faggot" to protect his thin-skinned tranny followers from laying eyes on such dangerous arrangement of pixels. What weak-minded bunch of queers he knows them to be.

He probably just didn’t want trouble from the twitter nazis.

 

[Papyrus]

More oinking.

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"Degenerative cruelty." You heard it from the pig's mouth: the stalkers' cruelty is actually deteriorating. Time to step up their game. I'm sure he didn't mean "degenerate cruelty" because a professional author would never confuse words like that.