DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Pandalee’s Tits]

LMFAO

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Mask is off.
Gloves are off.

The main reason for the lack of tips is the retards just forget and they need Phil to remind them every 20 fucking minutes.

 

[Balr0g]

LMFAO

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Mask is off.
Gloves are off.

I wonder if Phil has set a timer on his laptop after a tip comes in. he glances from time to time and when a certain threshold is reached here come the patented "Guys we had x minutes without a tip i really need the money guys" spiel. If we could harness the energy Phil puts into begging we would never run out of power ever again I swear

 

[Comma]

The main reason for the lack of tips is the retards just forget and they need Phil to remind them every 20 fucking minutes.

It's just so utterly entertaining to see DSP wear this mask of fake positivity for some time whenever some whales have money to burn, only to see him return to his real personality instantly when people aren't throwing heaps of cash at the snap of his fingers. He really can't help himself. He is unable to not be a complete cunt.

Just the utter gall of him daring to use this demanding, disrespectful tone to quite literally DEMAND instant cash from strangers on the internet is so... I don't know... It really is something truly special.

-EDIT- It's beg-tweet-sending time!

 

[King of Hateful Slurs]

No shame

 

[PieceofShet]

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No shame

Didnt he get a 100dollar SC? Nothing will be enough!

 

[Surly Muppet]

He just said yesterday that trolls are wrong for mocking him for 'bad' streams when he gets $60-$80.
And yet here we are firing out begging tweets for a $70 day stream.

Remember that brief window of time when Phil refused to send out begging tweets, saying that people knew that he was streaming and would come support if they wanted to?
He'll always eventually let himself slide to feed his greed.

 

[Jasper2K]

@actually
Will you look at that. Your trick with what Phil says he is making for dinner works
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About as authentic as his canned Italian sauce.

 

[SkippyLongbottom]

This nigger could really go for the I Have No Mouth And I Must Scream AM treatment. That seems to be the only way for him to do any sort of self-reflection with how far his head is up his own ass.

Nigger got so shook by a viewer calling him out on his bullshit that he came in prestream with full-on, no remorse manipulation. He has no shame.

 

[Balr0g]

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No shame

they are increasing again. Looks like he didn't crack the whip hard enough as this juicy SC isn't helping at all RIGHT NOW. He still made 70 $ in tips so far which is good money in my eyes. If he would make 70 $ each stream he would make 3.3 k $ each month in tips alone. Certainly nothing to sneeze at. Plus it is actually more as he rounds down each tip

 

[SkippyLongbottom]

Does anyone even count the 1mm scheduled tips anymore? He's never there for the stream so you can't really say a game receives more support than others with this type of artificial inflation.

It is funny to see a "slow" stream even with his tips though. I think even he doesn't count them because they are indeed counted as slow with them.

 

[Dona Morte]

Popped in again
He is LITERALLY channeling a Weeble.

 

[actually]

notoriously giving $2k for the Jasper reveal in what appeared to be a prearranged pair of tips).

Small note: Jeff did a $1k tip only, but after Phil had conned other tards into $1k to reveal Jasper. Aside from clearly being prearranged, it hilariously forced Phil to make up his promised "tier 2" goal, and the best he could manage was promising that Jasper could come in if he felt like it.

@actually
Will you look at that. Your trick with what Phil says he is making for dinner works
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Every time.

 

[Surly Muppet]

Small note: Jeff did a $1k tip only, but after Phil had conned other tards into $1k to reveal Jasper. Aside from clearly being prearranged, it hilariously forced Phil to make up his promised "tier 2" goal, and the best he could manage was promising that Jasper could come in if he felt like it.

You're right, I was thinking there were two large tips. It was Jeff's $1k that came in after he had hit $1k, but there was a $250 tip prior to that to hit the initial $1k goal. I think it was also thought to have been Jeff but not confirmed.

 

[Lolidaki]

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Are you kidding me?

Hate to break it to you, Phil. YOU ARE ONLY ENTERTAINING WHEN YOU RAGE. Sorry.

And a man who rolls out of bed, walks upstairs, plays a video game all day every single day of their life for 13 years and has no friends or other hobbies telling people to get a life...

Comedy.

Seems like a cope to me, the clown doesn't want to admit he's only entertaining when he's raging like a tard.

 

[uncritically]

Maybe someone who is more familiar with spine anatomy could correct me, but arent the lower back vertebrae called L? as in L2 and L4. hence the name Lumbar? It seems to me that he just steals his dads life story for some reason. He already got caught lying about taking credit for what his dad did at the helicopter company. now he acts like he had a debilitating back injury that his dad(and mom), just so happened to have.....One that cleared up magically after moving to Seattle.
Probably complained about back pain to get out of cleaning his room, and mommy dearest assumed baby boy had the same problem as her. No need to go to the hospital to get a diagnosis, he has all the same symptoms he heard us say a thousand times...

 

[gettingthatgrooveback]

How old were you when you got your first kiss?

Probably high school, right? That's a normal answer a normal human would give, right? *Makes punchable faces and slaps thighs*

 

[Shabobus]

He was hyping up Elden Ring and it ended up bringing out the most toxic behavior from him in years. He can barely hide the contempt he feels towards his viewers anymore. Phil's true colors really come out the moment someone challenges him on anything.

 

[Tom Went To The Mayor]

How old were you when you got your first kiss?
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Probably high school, right? That's a normal answer a normal human would give, right? *Makes punchable faces and slaps thighs*
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He reacts like he's being interrogated or something.

 

[UaineRunei]

He's now saying that GamePass is dead and his XBox is collecting dust.

Remember his flexing when he bought one? He even added a slide that some wheelchair made about GamePass lmao

 

[JimiHendrix]

It's funny actually, for a dude who bases if a game is good or not by people talking about them the monthly hands-off controller "I didn't get turned on by strap ons and chicks with dicks

remember the time phil accidentally jerked off to a tranny?

i remember....and it seems he does too....the trauma....