DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

Where is DSP?

  • He is in Connecticut visiting family/funeral

    Votes: 213 47.9%

  • He and Khet are on a honeymoon style trip

    Votes: 12 2.7%

  • He has an issue (s) with the HOA requiring immediate fixes

    Votes: 27 6.1%

  • Comcast/ISP/Internet Issues

    Votes: 16 3.6%

  • He is taking a Kino Casino style break by not announcing when he comes back

    Votes: 30 6.7%

  • Phil and/or Khet Health Issue

    Votes: 48 10.8%

  • This is a social experiment from DSP

    Votes: 99 22.2%
  • Total voters
    445
  • Poll closed .
ReentryPhantom said:
I do not know this lore. Please elaborate.
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some of it's conjecture from my brilliant dementia ridden mind.

there's a capcom character called Poison, appeared in a few fighting games. very attractive punk woman with fat tits. pink/purple hair. phil's aware of her. oh he's aware....

anyway, when he was playing a fighting game with her in it, one of his viewers brought up how she's a newhalf a term in japanese for women with fat fucking cocks. phil saw this comment and went absolutely frothing at the mouth insane over it. man was spitting straight venom. he was furious and insisted that Poison was changed into that by Ono I think it was? basically someone who took over the capcom fighting shit later on and that originally Poison was 100% woman. i looked into Poison's origins, she always had the wild fucking hog down there.

the amount of fury over this made me think he musta cranked one out to her sometime in the past and this revelation absolutely destroyed him to his core.

it's 5pm and retelling this is the most productive i've been today.
 
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JimiHendrix said:
some of it's conjecture from my brilliant dementia ridden mind.

there's a capcom character called Poison, appeared in a few fighting games. very attractive punk woman with fat tits. pink/purple hair. phil's aware of her. oh he's aware....

anyway, when he was playing a fighting game with her in it, one of his viewers brought up how she's a newhalf a term in japanese for women with fat fucking cocks. phil saw this comment and went absolutely frothing at the mouth insane over it. man was spitting straight venom. he was furious and insisted that Poison was changed into that by Ono I think it was? basically someone who took over the capcom fighting shit later on and that originally Poison was 100% woman. i looked into Poison's origins, she always had the wild fucking hog down there.

the amount of fury over this made me think he musta cranked one out to her sometime in the past and this revelation absolutely destroyed him to his core.

it's 5pm and retelling this is the most productive i've been today.
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I was hoping there was some not known lore from an old AtK or something. I am sadly disappointed..... I'm going to go drink some water.
 
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ReentryPhantom said:
I'll play along. Are there "dolls" of Poison? Maybe he had one, like the Catwoman bust he had. Also, do you have this footage?
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PetiteDragon43 said:
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Hello,

I'm a representative of Burnell Enterprises and would like to request that you please no longer post this image unless you're going to appropriately blurr out the other individuals in the scene, including any limbs or appendages that may appear in frame. They have been Unpersoned by the King of Hate, Mr. (Big) P P Burnell, and they are no longer acknowledged as part of the Youtube Legacy or history in general.

Feel free to enhance the cell phone holder though, as that has only become more Chad as time has gone on.
 
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PetiteDragon43 said:
Khet my back! I-
"I don't care."
O-oh okay honey. See you on Tuesday.
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The way he is standing and turns around its like he has shat his pants and is fucking 80 with fucked hips.

But to you phill the idea of going for a walk is a bannable offence....... mature adult right there you fucking mongoloid

Playing skyrim on the day stream again.....but not enough time for now releases
Never change you dumb cunt
 
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JimiHendrix said:
some of it's conjecture from my brilliant dementia ridden mind.

there's a capcom character called Poison, appeared in a few fighting games. very attractive punk woman with fat tits. pink/purple hair. phil's aware of her. oh he's aware....

anyway, when he was playing a fighting game with her in it, one of his viewers brought up how she's a newhalf a term in japanese for women with fat fucking cocks. phil saw this comment and went absolutely frothing at the mouth insane over it. man was spitting straight venom. he was furious and insisted that Poison was changed into that by Ono I think it was? basically someone who took over the capcom fighting shit later on and that originally Poison was 100% woman. i looked into Poison's origins, she always had the wild fucking hog down there.

the amount of fury over this made me think he musta cranked one out to her sometime in the past and this revelation absolutely destroyed him to his core.

it's 5pm and retelling this is the most productive i've been today.
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I never knew about this(the part about Phil being pissed over what Poison is supposed to be). Just reading this alone is genuinely funny to me. It's one thing to be like "Oh...I didn't know that". Phil getting mad about it sounds pretty much in line with how he is.

Was he ranting about it in one of his videos while playing Street Fighter X Tekken or Ultra Street Fighter 4?
 
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Tom Went To The Mayor said:
Was he ranting about it in one of his videos while playing Street Fighter X Tekken or Ultra Street Fighter 4?
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i want to say street fighter x tekken but you have to understand, he has so many fucking videos and i've seen so many. too many....it's hard to point down the exacts.

i just remember specifically him lashing out and calling Ono a "sick perverted fuck"
 
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Shabobus said:
He was hyping up Elden Ring and it ended up bringing out the most toxic behavior from him in years. He can barely hide the contempt he feels towards his viewers anymore. Phil's true colors really come out the moment someone challenges him on anything.
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At the end of the Skyrim stream today he said something along the lines of "people in chat are glad I'm not playing Elden Ring today I'm a variety streamer and you know I got really upset yesterday at the game, I still am."
 
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JimiHendrix said:
i want to say street fighter x tekken but you have to understand, he has so many fucking videos and i've seen so many. too many....it's hard to point down the exacts.

i just remember specifically him lashing out and calling Ono a "sick perverted fuck"
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If he called him THAT, then yeah, I think we can easily figure out WHY. Phil is incredibly predictable, at least when it comes to his emotions betraying him, as he has so little control over them. I can 100% believe he felt tricked into jerking it, or at the very least feeling turned on, by Poison, with that kind of commentary. It would be one thing if it was the lore-nerd in him getting triggered, but even he wouldn't get that specific in insulting anyone unless it was directly tied to something that happened to him. That kind of name-calling is pretty personal.

Oh, and this really bolsters the idea that he's into cartoon characters.
 
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TheGoutburglar said:
It would be one thing if it was the lore-nerd in him getting triggered
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can't even be that, since he blames it entirely on Ono, but from what I've seen this has existed long long before Ono ever came aboard.

i'm not one to make shit up about how Kat secretly left 15 years ago because phil blinked slightly slower on the left side opposed to the right.

his reaction was hilarious and there was little reason for such vitriol other than some attraction to Poison.
 
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