🐷 The Killstream General Discussion Thread - Discuss Ethan Ralph's stagnant Killstream and his appearances on other shows.

[Don'tAnalizeMeBro!]

JFC he STILL hasn't updated his website to reflect the fact he's getting marrier at the event, with May still not even on the attending list. I'm not sure if that speaks more towards how little he cares about the wedding and Meigh, or how fucking bad he is with tech.

Or both.

"Doctors literally used to recommend pregnant women smoke like less than 100 years ago"
Yeah you fucking dumbass, and then they learned it was bad. Holy shit. How are people this fucking dumb?

Or at least LIE about having the room he does the show from sealed off from the rest of the house and some sort of fan or air purifier that sucks the smoky air out like a bathroom fan so that's the only room in the house he'll smoke in.

 

[AltisticRight]

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Unlike Ralph on a scale, his streams aren't pulling any weight.

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

JFC he STILL hasn't updated his website to reflect the fact he's getting married at the event, with May still not even on the attending list. I'm not sure if that speaks more towards how little he cares about the wedding and Meigh, or how fucking bad he is with tech.

Do we really think he’s going to do a fake wedding at a bowling alley in April?

I have a hard time believing May’s doctor would think a 20 hour car trip (40 hours round trip) three weeks before her due date is kosher. In fact, I figured they plan on using that as an excuse as to why there’s no fake wedding but Ralph hopes bullshitting about it will help sell a few more tickets.

Not that I think May would listen to her doctor. If there was a anime loli convention she’d go 30 hours in a car in April, but I can’t believe she has any desire to attend the humiliating faux wrasslin wedding.

 

[ddlloo]

Do we really think he’s going to do a fake wedding at a bowling alley in April?

I have a hard time believing May’s doctor would think a 20 hour car trip (40 hours round trip) three weeks before her due date is kosher. In fact, I figured they plan on using that as an excuse as to why there’s no fake wedding but Ralph hopes bullshitting about it will help sell a few more tickets.

Not that I think May would listen to her doctor. If there was a anime loli convention she’d go 30 hours in a car in April, but I can’t believe she has any desire to attend the humiliating faux wrasslin wedding.

Does she even have a dedicated doctor though? Or are they just in the public system seeing whoever the fuck is available and getting the taxpayer to foot the bill.

As for her not wanting to do that wedding... I don't know any more. She's just so fucking dumb and retarded that she seemed genuinely excited at the prospect of infowars people being there (OMG Alex Jones might be at my wedding!!!) that she might not see any issue with it.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

She's just so fucking dumb and retarded that she seemed genuinely excited at the prospect of infowars people being there (OMG Alex Jones might be at my wedding!!!) that she might not see any issue with it.

If she can get attention from a potential future baby daddy, she will. Meigh upgrading by dumping Ethan for an Infowars contributor would be hilarious.

ETA LOL imagine how humiliating it would be to get dumped by MEIGH

 

[SargonF00t]

If she can get attention from a potential future baby daddy, she will. Meigh upgrading by dumping Ethan for an Infowars contributor would be hilarious.

ETA LOL imagine how humiliating it would be to get dumped by MEIGH

I'm not sure she will be able to find a future baby daddy.

Who would want to take on the responsibility and cost of raising Ralph's genetic deformity?

 

[John Andrews Stan]

I'm not sure she will be able to find a future baby daddy.

Oh same. I’m just fantasizing. Odds are good she’ll end up going gay for whatever fat dyke will support her and her kid. She’s been with Ralph so luckily for her, her standards are nonexistent.

 

[Harlan Wick]

I'm not sure she will be able to find a future baby daddy.

Who would want to take on the responsibility and cost of raising Ralph's genetic deformity?

Never underestimate thirsty white knights doing stupid shit.

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

Never underestimate thirsty white knights doing stupid shit.

And for some godforsaken reason, people are thirsty for Meigh.

 

[Don'tAnalizeMeBro!]

Does she even have a dedicated doctor though? Or are they just in the public system seeing whoever the fuck is available and getting the taxpayer to foot the bill.

As for her not wanting to do that wedding... I don't know any more. She's just so fucking dumb and retarded that she seemed genuinely excited at the prospect of infowars people being there (OMG Alex Jones might be at my wedding!!!) that she might not see any issue with it.

I've wondered aloud if her gig at Subway that I'm assuming she still has gives her health benefits of any kind, like an HMO or something.

As for this supposed wedding, 1. If Ralph is going to go through with the jizz test to see if he's Xander's daddy, he'd best not legally marry Pantsu if he's intending to use her to try and hide some of his assets. I'd think they'd look at a spouse's info as well. And, TBF, I'd think they'd look at her records even if she's "just" his alleged baby mama, partner, and live-in whatever, but remaining legally unwed at least presents what I think would be a reasonable if errant thought process "IF WE AIN'T MARRIED THEN THEY CAIN'T LEGALLY LOOK FER MAH SHIT IF IT'S IN HER NAME". 2. I'm convinced that Pantsu is very much subservient to Ralph's whims. Look at that insanity over NYE where Ralph went four hours from Rochester to Newark to hop on a flight to Vegas, meanwhile Pantsu (whom I'm of the opinion took over the driving after dropping Ralph at Newark) made her way down to Dulles, left her car there, and took and Uber or whatever for the two hour drive to Richmond in anticipation of what turned out to be RalphaSnowPocalypse '22 because Ralph for whatever stupid reason couldn't or wouldn't get a connecting flight from Dulles to Richmond and HAD to time it to hopefully be at home in time to start a 24-hour show (which touches on his insane repeated planning to travel right up to showtime). It could also be that the drive to Dallas would be like the drive to Orlando; very stressful to most people because a crazy delusional idiot is driving recklessly and telling the passenger to turn the camera on him when he talks, but in her (I'm assuming damaged psyche) case she doesn't see it that way for whatever reason which is likely some form of "battered spouse syndrome" but could also have some starry-eyed bullshit in there where she sees Ralph as doing no wrong.

 

[Burd Turglar]

And for some godforsaken reason, people are thirsty for Meigh.

You're a KF mod, you of all people should know how many people want to fuck horses.

 

[Vanquished Phoenix]

Have any of you heard of the Gunt of Kyiv?

A mysterious figure, it is believed his name is a portmanteau of "generous" and "uncle". This kind soul searches for food to feed the lost children of Ukraine - he has even found food in the trash that is still perfectly good. He brings the children home to his bride who looks after them with passion, even helping them change out of their dirty clothes. In an interview he gave, he was quoted as saying that the current crisis is "nothing but a stream of killing, which they're regretting - they should have aborted it before it began." He is known to broadcast his thoughts to boost the morale of the people and it is believed his words reach the ears of almost a hundred listeners a night. He makes sure everyone knows what the foreign political experts have to say, encouraging all listening to drink plenty and enjoy the cool weather outside. He makes everyone feel better about themselves in these troubling times, telling everyone not to "holler" and that there will soon be a peaceful sunset to the conflict.

A remarkable individual, I hope Ralph covers this legend.

 

[Bad Take Crucifier]

If someone has to resort to using Wordpress then they have failed.

Wordpress is shit and for the mentally retarded to run their own shitty blogs.

Correction: If you build your site on Wordpress, which is very common, but it still looks like fucking shit despite it having bulit-in visual editor toolkits, then you'd have to be mentally retarded. It's so easy to not fuck it up.

 

[Don'tAnalizeMeBro!]

Stupid question because I happened to think of it:

When did Raph's love of BBC (big, brown cigars) start? I know his love of the gange is years old but his love of BBC seems much more recent. Like his first visit to Vegas last year. I'm thinking I have to be wrong on that.

 

[Vanquished Phoenix]

Stupid question because I happened to think of it:

When did Raph's love of BBC (big, brown cigars) start? I know his love of the gange is years old but his love of BBC seems much more recent. Like his first visit to Vegas last year. I'm thinking I have to be wrong on that.

If I remember right, I think Ralph didn't smoke after getting out of prison and started again after the divorce or around that time - he vaped for the most part, occasionally smoking cigarettes (iirc there was an arc where he started in on smoking again because he broke his vape, or something else dumb). I assume he started smoking cigars around the divorce, as he was "allowed" to smoke again and had a little bit of money to his name. It's another hood rich status symbol, like most of Ralph's material wants.

Any reason why you want to know? Think it might be related to Nora, the divorce, and other BBCs?

EDIT: Random memory came to me, I think Ralph used to have to smoke outside/at the backdoor and that might be how one of his cats escaped (there was a Mexican neighbor involved who had chickens or something). So he may not have started until after his mother passed or wasn't in the house anymore, she must have enforced no smoking in the shack.

 

[Don'tAnalizeMeBro!]

If I remember right, I think Ralph didn't smoke after getting out of prison and started again after the divorce or around that time - he vaped for the most part, occasionally smoking cigarettes (iirc there was an arc where he started in on smoking again because he broke his vape, or something else dumb). I assume he started smoking cigars around the divorce, as he was "allowed" to smoke again and had a little bit of money to his name. It's another hood rich status symbol, like most of Ralph's material wants.

Any reason why you want to know? Think it might be related to Nora, the divorce, and other BBCs?

EDIT: Random memory came to me, I think Ralph used to have to smoke outside/at the backdoor and that might be how one of his cats escaped (there was a Mexican neighbor involved who had chickens or something). So he may not have started until after his mother passed or wasn't in the house anymore, she must have enforced no smoking in the shack.

No other reason that I happened to think a "Hey, this seems like a new thing. Has it been a thing and I've missed it or what?" so I remembered to ask. That's it.

 

[Lobster Cult High Priest]

I'm not sure she will be able to find a future baby daddy.

Who would want to take on the responsibility and cost of raising Ralph's genetic deformity?

IP2Zoomer or Gator (we all know that Harry Morris approves of Gator)

 

[Empresa]

Who would want to take on the responsibility and cost of raising Ralph's genetic deformity?

I'll raise the ralphababy as my own , anything for may.

Ralph is currently at a freedom convoy with IP2 cow corrine who presses a newsman

dark times ahead

hes wobbling around the place , not very much content here.

 

[AltisticRight]

A 5'1'' manlet giving the finger, how very intimidating.

 

[NaggotFigger]

I'll raise the ralphababy as my own , anything for may.
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Must've been fun poking fun the newsman annoyingly, huh. Also, it's interesting to see the 5'1" gunt raising "fuck yous" while just standing here watching Corrine annoying the newsman.
Anyway, her voice is just downright annoying, as usual.