DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[Son of Big Boss]

Pandalee once made a vlog where she said "better than all the sex i'm NOT getting".
Can't remember which one, but it was featured on the SOKast.

Looks like Phil is too busy playing Fallgout 4 to have sex.

They won't have a child.

Edit: She also said she was sexually hyperactive in another vlog. I bet you that if Phil doesn't keep her satisfied she will go find other guys at work that will.

 

[Phil Ken Sebben]

Edit: She also said she was sexually hyperactive in another vlog.

Anybody wonder if that's possibly her overcompensating for a lack of looks, or maybe just low self esteem?

 

[Accel_Rider]

Let's hope that Phil NEVER has any kids. Or at the very least, if that DOES happen, Phil's spawn will grow up and distant themselves from their father as much as possible.

Also, real quick.


Weren't their only TWO $75 patrons in November? Last I checked, there's only one... So why listen to only ONE guy when the rest of your fanbase is complaining? If your paycheck is view based, shouldn't you be listening to everyone's input? Not just the patrons?

...Oh wait, that's what someone with common sense would do. Nevermind.

I'm sure that's what North Korea said about their citizens too

 

[Son of Big Boss]

 

[ChuckSlaughter]

Pandalee once made a vlog where she said "better than all the sex i'm NOT getting".

Why the fuck does someone support a girlfriend and not fuck her? Phil could just have some bro move in if he's lonely and then he doesn't have to support his company financially or make massive compromises like moving to one of the most expensive cities to sell soap.

 

[Chaosbandit]

Why the fuck does someone support a girlfriend and not fuck her? Phil could just have some bro move in if he's lonely and then he doesn't have to support his company financially or make massive compromises like moving to one of the most expensive cities to sell soap.

He's got a low (zero) sex drive from his diet? Or only has a 'full-time girlfriend' in an attempt to show how cool/'serious adult' he is?

 

[pickledance]

Why the fuck does someone support a girlfriend and not fuck her? Phil could just have some bro move in if he's lonely and then he doesn't have to support his company financially or make massive compromises like moving to one of the most expensive cities to sell soap.

Given the diet and bad back I'm assuming he's impotent at this point.

 

[Adamska]

He's got a low (zero) sex drive from his diet? Or only has a 'full-time girlfriend' in an attempt to show how cool/'serious adult' he is?

I like to think he's too retarded to actually be able to tell when she's in the mood. I mean, he forced her to make dinner for him despite being really sick, and fucking ruined his friendships because he's a socially maladjusted tard, so his people reading skills are basically at the level of autism.

 

[chimpburgers]

I like to think he's too retarded to actually be able to tell when she's in the mood. I mean, he forced her to make dinner for him despite being really sick, and fucking ruined his friendships because he's a socially maladjusted tard, so his people reading skills are basically at the level of autism.

I'm actually feeling somewhat bad for her now when you put it that way.

 

[Sanae Kochiya]

Phil strikes me as the type of person that would be extremely awkward in bed, terribly inept the first time, and very likely to never do it again because he didn't get as much enjoyment out of it as he would've wanted.

Or, in classic Phil tradition, Bugged Sexual Intercourse Mechanics.

 

[Cave]

I still can't get over his Patreon rewards. They're so mindbogglingly bad.

Phil strikes me as the type of person that would be extremely awkward in bed, terribly inept the first time, and very likely to never do it again because he didn't get as much enjoyment out of it as he would've wanted.

Or, in classic Phil tradition, Bugged Sexual Intercourse Mechanics.

He's probably a premature ejaculator anyway.

 

[Curious Observer]

I still can't get over his Patreon rewards. They're so mindbogglingly bad.

"Give me $75 and I'll do what other youtubers do for free! Except only if I feel like doing it, okay?"

 

[Cave]

"Give me $75 and I'll do what other youtubers do for free! Except only if I feel like doing it, okay?"

That Project Seven reward always gets me. Who the fuck would want to watch a skit show that I know for a fact he'd half-ass?
Between all the "work" he has to do, fast food he has to eat and "stress" he has to deal with, he doesn't have to time to work on Project Seven . . . That is, unless you donate.

 

[Adamska]

That Project Seven reward always gets me. Who the fuck would want to watch a skit show that I know for a fact he'd half-ass?
Between all the "work" he has to do, fast food he has to eat and "stress" he has to deal with, he doesn't have to time to work on Project Seven . . . That is, unless you donate.

That and the only reason it was made the first time was because John, Howard, and the two techies they were friends with did all of the heavy lifting. Phil really was only the ideas man, and an arrogant one at that since he wanted to claim all of it as his own ideas.

 

[BreadGod]

Phil strikes me as the type of person that would be extremely awkward in bed, terribly inept the first time, and very likely to never do it again because he didn't get as much enjoyment out of it as he would've wanted.

Or, in classic Phil tradition, Bugged Sexual Intercourse Mechanics.

"Where do I stick my dick? Why are there two holes down here? Why do the developers have to make this so confusing?

Wait, WHAT? Now the girl is saying I stuck it in the wrong hole! How am I supposed to tell which hole is the right one? It's a total beginner's trap! Thanks a lot God, you fuckin' asshole."

 

[VLAD]

"Where do I stick my dick? Why are there two holes down here? Why do the developers have to make this so confusing?

Wait, WHAT? Now the girl is saying I stuck it in the wrong hole! How am I supposed to tell which hole is the right one? It's a total beginner's trap! Thanks a lot God, you fuckin' asshole."

"Okay, thanks to the stream chat for pointing this out. See, there's this little thing called the, uh, clih-TOR-ris that's right above the vag, and apparently that's what you have to stimulate to get the girl off? It's not even a part of the real vagina, so you have to exploit a bug in the human anatomy to have good sex. Wooooooooow. This is fucking STUPID."

 

[Phil Ken Sebben]

That Project Seven reward always gets me. Who the fuck would want to watch a skit show that I know for a fact he'd half-ass?

Well KGhaleon for one. He paid $75, made a fan intro for the show and admitted that Phil's constant streaming and gaming was getting stale.

 

[Son of Big Boss]

Phil did not even make the first Project 7.
John Rambo and Howard did, they said in their response video that Phil was just someone they brought along. (Worst mistake ever)

That's why Project 7 2.0 was never going to happen.
It was just a trap to steal Paymetons money.

Phil also said recently that his gout is "healed" just like his bad back.

This motherfucker is exploiting diseases to make money, too.

Wonder what he'll think of next, cancer?

 

[Curious Observer]

Phil also said recently that his gout is "healed" just like his bad back.

This motherfucker is exploiting diseases to make money, too.

Wonder what he'll think of next, cancer?

Don't give him any ideas. There's no rock bottom for him.

 

[AnOminous]

Why the fuck does someone support a girlfriend and not fuck her? Phil could just have some bro move in if he's lonely and then he doesn't have to support his company financially or make massive compromises like moving to one of the most expensive cities to sell soap.

His dick fell off from Super Gout.