2022 Mad at the Internet Patch Sale

[SevenEightNine]

I look forward to purchasing another piece of merch I will wear around my house and never outside for fear of meeting one of you fuckers in the wild.

"I found this in a thrift store, you know what it means?"

 

[Null]

"I found this in a thrift store, you know what it means?"

It appears to say "Death to bankers" in Latin

 

[rotpocket]

lmao did this right after i commented- but maybe something like this for a tranch design? i am a big fan of the idea of something tranch related- i'm not the best at designing- the words/slogan is stolen from this:

Fellow Latin sperg here (you can see my credentials earlier in this thread).

My personal choice of translation would be: Repugnaturus, Fremiturus, Dilatatusque. " shall cope, shall seethe, and [I have] been dilated."

Pugnare means "to fight". Adding the prefix re- to it implies that you are on your last legs, or fighting against something that is deeply rooted within you (i.e your own demons / traumatic experiences). Facere is too ambiguous for this particular usage - "creating delusions" would be better translated as [se] blandiri.

Fremere means to growl like an enraged animal. It has an almost onomatopoeic connotation to it, which I think is much closer to "seethe" in its core meaning.

Dilatare is a near-perfect translation of "dilate". No qualms there.

Next, the verb conjugations (declined with male endings, for the lulz). Given the lazy, cowardly nature of the Tranch Davidians, the first two actions belong in the future participle, which implies more tentative plans or probabilities than the regular future tense. The third belongs in the past perfect, because dilating their amholes is the only "productive" thing they've done in their entire tenure on that God-forsaken plot of land.

These three conjugated verbs are joined with the clitic -que, which implies a much tighter binding than pussyfooting conjunctions like et or ac, as well as a "formal" or "official" connotation (you see it used all the time in government documents, in phrases like Senatus Populusque Romanus).

wanted the alpaca to have the AGP smirk, and the optimistic rainbow in the back

 

[teriyakiburns]

>airborne
>horse
????

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Valkyries, obviously.

 

[Gede labah]

solid silver buffalo cube please

 

[Enyo]

Whatever the patch ends up being, make it green and black so it matches actual US unit patches

Some play on existing patches. For the first one, Kiwi outline with beak following the curve of earth with motto "nothing is beyond our reach", or the second one, replace airborne with doxfound, kiwi outline instead of eagle.

 

[Random Internet Person]

Null has said a few times that he doesn't want to use Terry for profit. He's dead. Best to just leave his memory be than slap his face on products.

I think Null has also said that he’d also have to get the blessing of the Davis family as well

 

[RA-5C Vigilante]

I like the DoxFound one, but the Kiwi should definitely have an ear of corn in its beak.

 

[LettuceMan]

NROL-39 is pretty nice.

 

[reptile baht spaniard rid]

I’d be interested in a subtle one like the t shirts have been - to go along with an unsubtle one like the coins.

 

[JamusActimus]

We ordered custom patches for our regiment back a while back.
Pretty sure I still have them.
We did it with an Euro company so doubt it will be useful to you tho.

 

[Mr. Bung]

How about a patch with corn stalks on it that says "Harvest Corps?"

 

[Blue Screen of Death]

DoxFound needs to make it onto the patch in some form, I don't think any other sort of text is going to be nearly as funny.

 

[Rungle]

I'd take that doxfound patch design on a t-shirt.

Also have my experiences with patches as most people I know who have them are fucking weirdos, trannies, or larpers.
Im sorry fren, but i'll skip this one.

however if I can give my two cents, a changable background color would be nice so you can kind of stick it on anything and you dont have that strange color difference between the patch and something you want to attach it to.

 

[AStupidMonkey]

I've always wanted some Terry A Davis themed KF merch, ie. a t-shirt with a kosher quote of his like "I like elephants and God likes elephants." Maybe a patch with the TempleOS logo or a glow-in-the-dark kiwi bird?

Null has said no Terry merch before.

Maybe just a reference. What's Latin for "Just hit them with your car"?

 

[Daily Affirmation]

Something to commemorate the Ralphamale bowling alley horse wedding, or the birth of the horse pig chimera.

I was trying to find the old /tv/ motorcycle vest meme for inspiration but google hates 4chan content.

 

[Vect]

I think having the green as the dominant colour could make it eye catching. Def need a catchy motto.

Drawing not by me, and prob shouldn't be Chris-Chan.

 

[CWCissey]

A skull covering his mouth in an 'Oopsies, did I do that?' manner ala the other famous Nullpic.

 

[NOT Sword Fighter Super]

That's cute. I'll probably get a few.

 

[Mr. Bung]

Something to commemorate the Ralphamale bowling alley horse wedding, or the birth of the horse pig chimera.

What about silhouette of a tractor towing a car?