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[Crex Crex]

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Took me long enough to realize I was looking at bacon and not at a rotting octopus with 3rd degree burns.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

Here's another entry for the Tranch's cooking fails compendium.
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I'm not sure who that 666dirttwitch guy is. His Twitter account is full of the same retarded tranny shit I've come to expect from more prominent tranchers, but he doesn't appear to be nearly as terminally online as the rest. Could he be a serf troon?

Are those sausages, or did they finally get the chop?

 

[Cryonic Haunted Bullets]

Just call them the Pugnacious Unicorns, and have the unit patch be a rearing horse with bandaid where a unicorn's horn would be.


Unit Motto:
Obsedit Pluviali Dilatatur someone who actually knows latin plz fix

Never fear, I have an understanding of Latin built by sleeping in the back of a classroom for four years and am not afraid to use it.

Spoiler: Relinquite omnem spem, vos qui intratis

The modern associations of the terms "cope, seethe, and dilate" make them a bit hard to translate into classical Latin, but I'll do my best.

I decided to go very, very, VERY liberal with my translation of cope: I wound up using the Latin verb facio, which means to create or produce something. Since the troons spend most of their time "producing" far-fetched delusions, that's good enough for me. I also decided to make the slogan first person plural, as it's the troons themselves who are doing the coping. Therefore, faciamus.

Seethe is another hard one. Since seething usually represents some kind of anger on the part of the troon, that's the theme I went with for my translation. The Latin verb "irascor" was back-formed from the second declension Latin adjective "iratus," which means someone or something is angry. The "or" on the end of the verb might trick some people into thinking this is its passive form, but this is actually the active form of the verb! Conjugate it in its present active indicative form, and we get "irascimur."

Dilate is simple. As it would happen, the verb "dilate" itself is actually a derivative from an earlier Latin verb "dilato," meaning I widen, I broaden, or, I suppose, I dilate. Again, conjugate this as a present active indicative, and the first person plural form of dilato is "dilatamus.'

Throw in the Latin version of an ancient "and," and our finished slogan is "Faciamus irascimur et dilatamus." A better translator might have a way to remove those redundant verb suffixes, but that ain't me. Note than Google Translate says that our slogan means "Make us angry and expanding," but that's because Google Translate is notoriously bad with Latin. In order for that to be the case, this sentence would have to be in the imperative mood.

Fellow Latin sperg here (you can see my credentials earlier in this thread).

My personal choice of translation would be: Repugnaturus, Fremiturus, Dilatatusque. " shall cope, shall seethe, and [I have] been dilated."

Pugnare means "to fight". Adding the prefix re- to it implies that you are on your last legs, or fighting against something that is deeply rooted within you (i.e your own demons / traumatic experiences). Facere is too ambiguous for this particular usage - "creating delusions" would be better translated as [se] blandiri.

Fremere means to growl like an enraged animal. It has an almost onomatopoeic connotation to it, which I think is much closer to "seethe" in its core meaning.

Dilatare is a near-perfect translation of "dilate". No qualms there.

Next, the verb conjugations (declined with male endings, for the lulz). Given the lazy, cowardly nature of the Tranch Davidians, the first two actions belong in the future participle, which implies more tentative plans or probabilities than the regular future tense. The third belongs in the past perfect, because dilating their amholes is the only "productive" thing they've done in their entire tenure on that God-forsaken plot of land.

These three conjugated verbs are joined with the clitic -que, which implies a much tighter binding than pussyfooting conjunctions like et or ac, as well as a "formal" or "official" connotation (you see it used all the time in government documents, in phrases like Senatus Populusque Romanus).

 

[Vesperus]

Fellow Latin sperg here (you can see my credentials earlier in this thread).

My personal choice of translation would be: Repugnaturus, Fremiturus, Dilatatusque. " shall cope, shall seethe, and [I have] been dilated."

Pugnare means "to fight". Adding the prefix re- to it implies that you are on your last legs, or fighting against something that is deeply rooted within you (i.e your own demons / traumatic experiences). Facere is too ambiguous for this particular usage - "creating delusions" would be better translated as [se] blandiri.

Fremere means to growl like an enraged animal. It has an almost onomatopoeic connotation to it, which I think is much closer to "seethe" in its core meaning.

Dilatare is a near-perfect translation of "dilate". No qualms there.

Next, the verb conjugations (declined with male endings, for the lulz). Given the lazy, cowardly nature of the Tranch Davidians, the first two actions belong in the future participle, which implies more tentative plans or probabilities than the regular future tense. The third belongs in the past perfect, because dilating their amholes is the only "productive" thing they've done in their entire tenure on that God-forsaken plot of land.

These three conjugated verbs are joined with the clitic -que, which implies a much tighter binding than pussyfooting conjunctions like et or ac, as well as a "formal" or "official" connotation (you see it used all the time in government documents, in phrases like Senatus Populusque Romanus).

I take it I fucked up then...
(Although I was going for an imperative version)

 

[Cryonic Haunted Bullets]

I take it I fucked up then...
(Although I was going for an imperative version)

Yours is great as well, but misspelled. "fervite" -> "fervete"

 

[Vesperus]

Yours is great as well, but misspelled. "fervite" -> "fervete"

I'll take that as a fucking win (and correct it when not on mobile).

Edit: I know we don't like image memes, but...

...Conjugate your verbs, people.

 

[The Dude]

I was thinking earlier today that we should all pitch in to send all the Troonicorns their very own Darwin Awards since they've all had the decency of removing themselves from the gene pool. We could even have them engraved with something like "For your contributions to the improvement of the genetic future of the human race." What do you guys think?

 

[Just A Butt]

reminder that Brian and Phil have biological children, so they are neither "nonreproductive" or eligible for darwin awards.

 

[The Dude]

reminder that Brian and Phil have biological children, so they are neither "nonreproductive" or eligible for darwin awards.

Well then they don't get fancy awards from us obviously, and they get to cope with the jealousy that everyone else did.

 

[Corn Flakes]

reminder that Brian and Phil have biological children, so they are neither "nonreproductive" or eligible for darwin awards.

I'm sure they could get Honorable Mentions at the Darwin Awards.

 

[Questionable Ceviche]

Here's another entry for the Tranch's cooking fails compendium.
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I'm not sure who that 666dirttwitch guy is. His Twitter account is full of the same retarded tranny shit I've come to expect from more prominent tranchers, but he doesn't appear to be nearly as terminally online as the rest. Could he be a serf troon?

The condition of that stove is dire. Everything they post is broken and filthy. The first picture would look so much better if they put in the minimum effort to clean the stovetop before snapping their pictures. Same with the griddle. It's some horrible Masaokis kitchen shit with them all the time.

 

[Ghostse]

reminder that Brian and Phil have biological children, so they are neither "nonreproductive" or eligible for darwin awards.

Well at least they got the chop and stopped making it worse.

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

Well at least they got the chop and stopped making it worse.

For now. What's the odds that their psychoses is genetic?

 

[Fetish Roulette]

Well at least they got the chop and stopped making it worse.

Necky definitely doesn't have the chop. He only came out as a troon a couple of months ago, when he abandoned his kids to get on Mr. Gibes' Wild Ride. I don't think Penny does either from information we have on hand, but someone might want to fact check me on that.

 

[Ghostse]

Necky definitely doesn't have the chop. He only came out as a troon a couple of months ago, when he abandoned his kids to get on Mr. Gibes' Wild Ride. I don't think Penny does either from information we have on hand, but someone might want to fact check me on that.

They've got access to the castration bands for the lambs*, so maybe he's done the needful by now.

*lol I fucking kid. These niggers having any needed equipment to care for their animals beyond a 45 to the back of the head? Lol.

 

[AMHOLIO]

Necky definitely doesn't have the chop. He only came out as a troon a couple of months ago, when he abandoned his kids to get on Mr. Gibes' Wild Ride. I don't think Penny does either from information we have on hand, but someone might want to fact check me on that.

Swerf n terf's cards have all the farms knows about the state of their genitals, a horrifying phrase. Penny has only been castrated with his penis intact.

 

[Meriasek]

Man, watching Clarkson's Farm really puts into perspective just how incompetent the tranchers really are.

 

[farttpott]

If they keep having these "ranch-sized breakfasts" motherfuckers arent going to be able to fit through the door

Unless they're fattening Kevin up to eat him/a fetish/both

 

[SeniorFuckFace]

If they keep having these "ranch-sized breakfasts" motherfuckers arent going to be able to fit through the door

Unless they're fattening Kevin up to eat him/a fetish/both

Agreed, between that and the estrogen softening them up from inside out, they are getting to be doughy fat fucks...

 

[Trigger Me Timbers]

Necky definitely doesn't have the chop. He only came out as a troon a couple of months ago, when he abandoned his kids to get on Mr. Gibes' Wild Ride. I don't think Penny does either from information we have on hand, but someone might want to fact check me on that.

Worst thing is the more I think about the more it looks that Kevin was the catalyst for Bryan coming out.

Heck Bryan is called himself TransCucumber on Twitter and quoted that famous Kevin “you should transition even if your gonna be a fuck ugly woman” comic as his “egg cracking”.

also is Bryan “fuck the kids, I wana fuck ax wounds” Neckzilla living on the ranch?