What are the funniest Personal Army requests you've ever seen in Spergatory?

[lolcow yoghurt]

People post their personal army requests(with shitty posts) on Prospering Ground and the OP starts reeeeing how it's not a PA request. More points if the supposed lolcow is not a lolcow worthy.
Please show me your favorite PA spergs, let's laugh together.

 

[Just A Butt]

i don't remember who it was but some weirdo pedo made a thread on himself and like pretended to be some chick he used to sext
it was really fucking weird.

now that i think about it, that's happened more than a couple times.

 

[Shidoen]

i don't remember who it was but some weirdo pedo made a thread on himself and like pretended to be some chick he used to sext
it was really fucking weird.

now that i think about it, that's happened more than a couple times.

Dang it’s Monday already?
Also I have seen one request about DeviantCrow but it’s just the average YouTube troon anyway so some cringe sexting and creeping out.

 

[Shig O'nella]

Specifically in Spergatory? This one.

It's nothing special, just some incel whining with a hint of PA request, but it was my first since registering.

 

[Open Window Maniac]

Specifically in Spergatory? This one.

It's nothing special, just some incel whining with a hint of PA request, but it was my first since registering.

I second this one. It was really funny.

 

[Hypothermia]

Here are some recent personal army request threads from spergatory:

TayFerret, poorly done PA OP on a pedo zoophile Furry (warning: gross zoosadist art)
Bad thread on a "bad thread maker"
EDP445, shitty OP PA a-log request
Bonniex34,5, Tranny OP spergs out about an artist and threatens to %41 himself (very long)
Justin Smith, extremely shitty uninteresting OP

 

[Angel Dust]

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/willm3luvtrains-everything-you-need-to-know.68266/

This idiot

 

[Apochrypha]

Bonniex34,5, Tranny OP spergs out about an artist and threatens to %41 himself (very long)

Still fucking relevant.

I kind of miss this retard though. A trans and a Russian? Pick a struggle, negroid.

 

[I Love Beef]

From a while back, some Internet Tough Guy probably too high off of their testosterone medication for being an incel and bad life choices. They wanted to have some "mad doxx" for some mediocore anime channel on Youtube, we then all made fun of the loser for thinking we were "like him". I had an autist slapfight reminding him that his constant use of "DUHHH INTERNET VIRGIN INTERNET VIRGIN" was hiding the fact that he was likely some disgruntled debt suckered consuumer normal fag who didn't have coof gibs unemployment and didn't do anything with life other than thinking the man will give him the table crap when they're through with it.

 

[Shig O'nella]

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Still fucking relevant.

I kind of miss this retard though. A trans and a Russian? Pick a struggle, negroid.

That one made me laugh hard. I mean, creating a thread on someone because they hate trannys? Read the fucking room, kid!

 

[umami's milk]

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Still fucking relevant.

I kind of miss this retard though. A trans and a Russian? Pick a struggle, negroid.

This one was fucking hilarious.

In their desperation to try to convert this random bitch that no one cares about into a lolcow, they became an even bigger cow themselves.

 

[Coelacanth]

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/willm3luvtrains-everything-you-need-to-know.68266/

This idiot

God that thread was a trip. I still go back to the beginning every once in a while because the meltdown that followed was stupendous.

 

[Wish I knew]

From a while back, some Internet Tough Guy probably too high off of their testosterone medication for being an incel and bad life choices. They wanted to have some "mad doxx" for some mediocore anime channel on Youtube, we then all made fun of the loser for thinking we were "like him". I had an autist slapfight reminding him that his constant use of "DUHHH INTERNET VIRGIN INTERNET VIRGIN" was hiding the fact that he was likely some disgruntled debt suckered consuumer normal fag who didn't have coof gibs unemployment and didn't do anything with life other than thinking the man will give him the table crap when they're through with it.

That guy got so mad about his PA request failing that he ended up sperging out on everyone’s profiles

 

[umami's milk]

Ooh shit, does James Peyatt count? Less funny, but still entertaining nonetheless.

 

[Articuno4]

I thought this one was pretty funny. PA requests and dumb political sperging all in one. (OP kept making new accounts to put up their dumb PA threads so it's a bunch of threads merged together)

 

[Kiwi & Cow]

Not sure if that counts, but someone had this for a title "Can I Submit a Person as a lolcow to Kiwi?" and asked how to write an OP which he got ridiculed for.

I have nothing better than that.

 

[Exigent Circumcisions]

This asshole managed to start his own animal control thread so its not in spergatory but deserves a mention.

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/andrei...-tiger-white-evil-assholington-the-3rd.78200/

 

[lolcow yoghurt]

This one was fucking hilarious.

Random.txt worthy

 

[L50LasPak]

If any of them were legitimately funny we might have actually considered them.

 

[Jimmy Olsen]

Ooh shit, does James Peyatt count? Less funny, but still entertaining nonetheless.

Jimmy J's Methadone Horror Emporium was quite the ride. I hope he's fucked off the internet for his own sake, the dude was seriously unhinged.

Though if he does decide to stick around I will be the first person to point and laugh.