Dax Herrera / Dick Masterson / Daxipad / Juju The Cow / Wolfie / The Dick Show (TDS), The Biggest Problem in the Universe (TBPITU) / New Project 2 - Balding least funny contrarian paedophile defender in the universe, "women are fat" jokes virtuoso, e-daddy of Sektards, chaser and cross-species roleplay sodomy enthusiast. Roleplays as a cow named Juju while he gets fucked in the anus by women. Fat.

[lady stoneheart]

you know what? im starting to like MR Girl. he should take a deeper look into healthygamer. it sounds like his running a full time cult and money laundering business. i always thought his interview with rekful was pretty scummy but the fact he takes superchat during his "sessions" is morally bankrupt.

Doctor crying that his cash cow killed itself before being properly milked.

decided to check out this segment because Mr Girl is a fuckin creepy trainwreck, but it actually definitely held my attention and was a good dose of fucked up internet drama to talk about. but also Mr Girl has serious pedophile brainrot. all these interesting things you could say about healthy boundaries being basically non-existent in this situation, the commodification of mental health treatment, unethical and unqualified therapy used for entertainment, and the best he could come up with is “This guy is acting like a pedophile.” i get why he would make that comparison but it’s just fucking weird, it’s pedophiles on the brain all day with this guy. making Cuties videos, releasing songs called I Am A Pedophile, this unethical therapist is Just Like A Pedophile etc. truly makes you wonder if he is hiding something.

 

[Pill Cosby]

He is almost as red as Boogie at this point

If he starts to go blue then he will be like Boogies legs.

 

[Xarpho]

He is almost as red as Boogie at this point. Will Dax Herrera follow his good friend’s lead and claim it’s not his blood pressure, it’s his Native American ancestry? You could grate cheese on those forehead wrinkles.

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My guess is it has to do with years of heavy alcohol abuse, it’s hitting hard and fast. On one of WATP’s bonus episodes he said something along the lines of “there is no fun alcoholic, you’re just an alcoholic”, which indicated he was aware on some level of the problem but this is a guy who lies to everyone, including and especially himself, so who knows for sure.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

On one of WATP’s bonus episodes he said something along the lines of “there is no fun alcoholic, you’re just an alcoholic”, which indicated he was aware on some level of the problem but this is a guy who lies to everyone, including and especially himself, so who knows for sure.

I was actually surprised that he admitted on the call with Ralph that he’d gotten himself into a lot of trouble thanks to drinking. He said he feels he has to drink liquor because “liquor makes you funnier.” Not really, though. It makes you, Dax, more obnoxious.

 

[Chuck McGill]

you know what? im starting to like MR Girl. he should take a deeper look into healthygamer. it sounds like his running a full time cult and money laundering business. i always thought his interview with rekful was pretty scummy but the fact he takes superchat during his "sessions" is morally bankrupt.

Doctor crying that his cash cow killed itself before being properly milked.

Imagine being worried about Twitch streamers killing themselves.

 

[Dumpster dived waifu]

I was actually surprised that he admitted on the call with Ralph that he’d gotten himself into a lot of trouble thanks to drinking. He said he feels he has to drink liquor because “liquor makes you funnier.” Not really, though. It makes you, Dax, more obnoxious.

If you think you're only funny when you're drunk, it's because you are the joke everyone is laughing at.

 

[Xarpho]

I was actually surprised that he admitted on the call with Ralph that he’d gotten himself into a lot of trouble thanks to drinking. He said he feels he has to drink liquor because “liquor makes you funnier.” Not really, though. It makes you, Dax, more obnoxious.

In BPITU (the original version with Maddox), Dick admitted to almost assaulting a police officer. I don't think he outright said he was drunk at the time, but it was after Halloween night festivities, you know that fucker was absolutely beyond the legal limit (at least, if not on drugs), probably why he was walking, also in the way he pauses as he tries to recall things.

The transcript is here, I've edited it to remove Maddox's "Right"s following along and Dick's "Yeah"s.

Here we go.

No, you know what? This reminds me - so, uh, something like this happened to *me* a couple years ago. I was walkin' home from Halloween...I was walkin' home from that big Halloween parade, you know, on Santa Monica?

It's, like, the biggest thing we got. There's like hundreds of thousands of people that go there every year, right?

Uh, I had just had a huge fight with my girlfriend at the time...

...you were - yeah. Absolutely. Uh, you were THERE, I walked home halfway with you.

And, I was dressed up like a pirate...

...I was walking home to Hollywood, and somebody had gotten shot in a nightclub. So there were about 10,000 cops rolled out along the streets like the Roman phalanx. Right?

So I walked down to the street where I live, and I see a buncha cops lined up there with their riot gear and all this other shit - the streets are all wide open, everybody's milling around, everybody's leaving for the night. The town's shutting down. Right?

So I walk down the street and I'm like, "Aw, man. Is this...is the road really closed?" And the cop goes, "TURN AROUND." And I was like, "Yeah, but I live - like, literally I can see my apartment..."

"...I mean, I live right on this street." 'Cause sometimes they shut down roads and if you live there, they let you through."

Right? He goes, "You're either goin' back the other way, or you're goin' to your knees."

And I was like, "Okay!" Like, I hesitated a little bit because I was annoyed all night, I was on tilt -

- you know? I was not makin' good decisions, but I was like, "You motherfucker!" The first thing I thought was, "I think I could get one good shot in on you. I see your baton...I don't see a giant assault rifle but if you..." And, dude, as SOON as that thought crossed my mind, he took TWO steps forward out of the ranks and reached for his fuckin' baton!

I swear to god, this is true. And I was like, "Okay! If that's what we're doing, alright!" Out of nowhere, this cop with, like, salt-and-pepper hair just goes - (imitates exasperated sigh) - walks kind of a little bit in front of me, and he goes, "I'm sorry, man. Could you just go around?" And I'm like, "Yeah! Sure. No problem."

So I walked like a mile out of the way to go home...

...but that was the experience! VERY different story if -- is this my fault? Yeah. Probably. I was being a jackass.

Speaking of Ralph, I also distinctly remember listening to a Dick Show episode from 2019 where Dick seemed to be a bit turned off where Killstream fans said that drunk Ralph makes for the best episodes. (This was before the Gunt).

 

[DankSmoker]

Imagine what episode one Dick would say in reaction to episode 296 Dick saying it is gayer to make fun of man purses than it is to have one.

Episode one Dick wouldn't have been a rage, tune in to when Maddox had Kendal & Hyde as a sponsor to hear a conniption fit over the Indiana Jones man purses

 

[AnOminous]

If you think you're only funny when you're drunk, it's because you are the joke everyone is laughing at.

With the possible exception of Doug Stanhope, alcohol does not make you funnier. It just makes you more oblivious as to how badly you're bombing, e.g. his dumb, self-inflicted "I was only pretending to be a pedophile and to hang around with other pedophiles" disaster.

Dax is also well above the age where he can just pour a neverending fountain of booze down his throat without consequences, and yet he's still acting like a teenager with a liver made of millions-time-folded katana steel. This kind of hedonism at an advanced age is frankly pathetic.

 

[Puck]

The only good suspension is when Vito's fat neck is suspended from a tall tree via a thread. Obnoxious fat paedophile.

Wonder which bone will Dax shatter this time to avoid that dumpster fire of a grim bowling alley unholy matrimony between a pig and a horse? He'll have to jump in front of a running train.

Vito so fat that the branch would snap lol

 

[Pill Cosby]

Vito so fat that the branch would snap lol

Vito is the only person I know that became overweight on soy milk.

 

[Lain of the Wired]

I always assumed vito was a pile of fat that was given sentience by a magic hat. Kind of like frosty the snowman, but a pedophile.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

I always assumed vito was a pile of fat that was given sentience by a magic hat. Kind of like frosty the snowman, but a pedophile.

He’s not nearly cool enough to have a touch of magic about him. He will eventually eat himself to death if a vigilante doesn’t get him first. I know which one I’m rooting for.

 

[Kramer on the phone]

With the possible exception of Doug Stanhope, alcohol does not make you funnier. It just makes you more oblivious as to how badly you're bombing, e.g. his dumb, self-inflicted "I was only pretending to be a pedophile and to hang around with other pedophiles" disaster.

Dax is also well above the age where he can just pour a neverending fountain of booze down his throat without consequences, and yet he's still acting like a teenager with a liver made of millions-time-folded katana steel. This kind of hedonism at an advanced age is frankly pathetic.

honestly 35 is the point where doing drugs just makes you pathetic vs cool. even the memed people really get their shit together by that point in life. its honestly just something for guys in their 20s in general, after that you really do need to grow up because no matter who you are it always looks very pathetic after that age. the lifestyle shows by that point. You can tell just by how different his friend group has become that its just sad now. Dax has even talked about the need to go to the gym and looking like shit before.

As for Mr.Stanhope the alcohol is more of a confidence and sense of self thing than a real need. he's a pink hair, man kissing, far left hippy who cried when trump got elected, but the only stuff he finds funny/can say funny things about are extremely offensive. So the alcohol gets him to say the stuff like his bit about raping a nigger for breast cancer awareness or having a government run program that gives shoes to niggers that sterilize themselves, that he would be too timid to say without alcohol.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Someone posted that Dax had Rekieta on TBPITU and they clowned on Ralph’s drunk ass.

https://youtu.be/bmBUaEYqQ5s

 

[Pill Cosby]

Someone posted that Dax had Rekieta on TBPITU and they clowned on Ralph’s drunk ass.

https://youtu.be/bmBUaEYqQ5s

I would watch it but it’s over an hour of PedoVito’s face.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

I would watch it but it’s over an hour of PedoVito’s face.

I wouldn’t watch it and it’s over an hour of PedoVito’s face.

I’m not really big on the “Rekeita needs to DISAVOW” shit but going on a podcast with an aspiring kid fucker is a tad beyond the pale.

 

[AncientPhosphur]

Tune into this weeks show to hear me talk to a fat alcoholic and a pedophile.

Oh I didn’t know Dick was doing a solo show

 

[George Cuckzunian]

honestly 35 is the point where doing drugs just makes you pathetic vs cool.

It's one thing if you are having drinks and occasionally having a joint with some friends at a cook out or dinner party... and even then most people have grown out of smoking weed, let alone doing hard drugs.
It's something else if you are the person getting fucked up at EVERY dinner party you stop getting invites.

Someone posted that Dax had Rekieta on TBPITU and they clowned on Ralph’s drunk ass.

https://youtu.be/bmBUaEYqQ5s

Dax can manipulate Ralph like nobody else, even the gutter sluts the Gunt dumps his pig semen into. Even if Dax does screw over Ralph or mocks the Gunt, he knows he can turn on the charm do some co host appearances and the Gunt has forgotten everything. The Gunt is Dax's bitch and Dax openly admits to love manipulating people and brags how good he is at it. To Dax's credit he is EXTREMELY good at being manipulative and believable.

A list of things Dax has done that if anyone else did The Gunt would go full rage pig....
- Made fun of him
- Disinvited him from afterparties such as in Miami
- Kept people close who Gunt personally beefs with
- Not invited him to Road Rage shows
- Went to Vegas but was not seen hanging out with him or showing up on the Killstream as a guest
- Is friends with people Gunt is not friends with
- Bailed on the Portugal trip together and made jokes about faking it
- Laughed at and mocked his beat down publicly, a sin not even Saint James Augusneed formerly James O'Chuckasy could be forgiven of.
- Sheilds gunts enemies like Vito the Pedo and Mr. Girl before playing peace maker.

I remember Gator talked about Gunt starting Credit lines for the show and using the funds for shit like gambling. I wonder if Daddy Dax is the one who taught him that.

 

[Kramer on the phone]

I wouldn’t watch it and it’s over an hour of PedoVito’s face.

I’m not really big on the “Rekeita needs to DISAVOW” shit but going on a podcast with an aspiring kid fucker is a tad beyond the pale.

I bet if you had a talk with Nick you'd go "CHILD! You do not hang out with accused Child Molesters. it doesn't matter if its for a bit and honestly i've never thought Dick Masterson was funny and was pretty sure all my kiwifarm friends who did were either nuts or screwing with me"