2022 Mad at the Internet Patch Sale

[ForTheHoard]

8 years of begging and my patch lust will finally be satiated. Take my money, Josh.

 

[Kerr Avon]

A wooden log with a Kiwi bird on it with a green letter A on the bird

 

[DabOnJannies]

This coming from merch experience or just a general disdain?

Hats look fucking terrible on me because I have a very ovoid head. A hat both increases its height and constricts my hair, thus making me look like an ayylmao because my head's profile is longer and narrower.
As you can tell from the latter sentence I am also a high IQ individual - a fact I believe is directly related to my head shape.
Therefore I have deduced that anyone who likes hats and looks good in them has a low IQ.
Fuck hats.

 

[squirt reynolds]

sneed's feed and seed patch

gotchu fam

https://kommandostore.com/collections/patches/products/sneed-crap-patch

 

[Random Internet Person]

I'm not very good at photoshop but I had this in mind.
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It's a nod towards classical astronaut patches, not politically extreme in any way and a fun idea imho

I believe null has made it a priority to not include the KF name.

 

[MuuMuu Bunnylips]

Maybe not a lolcow who's sue happy. She might claim the rights to her likeness to her face or something.

I guess the slobbermutt is a specific reference only Kiwis would know.

Oh what's he gonna do, embarrass himself in front of a wider audience?

 

[MistressCaridad]

The merch runs are gay and always end badly.

Patches are gay af

Your mom’s gay and always ends badly

All joking aside, Doxfound design is pretty sweet.

 

[murgatroid]

Patch is a genius idea. I still think an EGGSHELL type sticker run would be great but I'll settle for a patch.

Why not use the same imagery from the coin for one of the patches for consistency? If there is a set of 3 patches there is higher likelihood someone will at least like one of them and buy the whole set. Though I don't know the cost factors of getting 3 patches made versus 1 and whether that would be significantly more expensive.

The dox-found patch on page 1 is great. It's an already made patch and it has history.

 

[Extra Dainty Gorl]

Do not provoke BP chat, you are not prepared

 

[We Are The Witches]

Not a great idea, but one nonetheless. I don't know, maybe someone likes this stuff although it looks too militarish.

It's just a very rough and barebones sketch, you can probably make it look cooler with other armour design.

If it was for me, I'd probably go with some illuminati style / or one of those stoner doom black metal covers but then it would make even less sense.

Right, while I'm at it, I also have this file from the coin thread as another barebones prototype, you can probably reshape it better and add stuff to the sides where there's too much space, since now it doesn't need to be a circle.

 

[ForTheHoard]

I suck with graphical art but hopefully I can inspire someone else.

Kiwis: Can Dox


Deagle Nation - Semper Fi (or Kiwi Farms). Redesign the logo with a kiwi, globe, and anchor (or something else farms related)


Gunt Busters


A play on the Airborne patch with a kiwi and a reference to it being flightless. Groundborne, un-airborne, etc.

 

[HistrionicBitch]

Can't wait to slap it on my golden retriever hoodie

 

[Pepito The Cat]

Another idea from the FOXHOUND unit. Latin reads: "May the harvest be plentiful"

 

[boongus]

something like this could be nice

 

[frap]

Quick sketch (excuse the retina burning Earth and lack of text) playing on the design of the first patch in the OP using the KF logo and colours.

 

[Mr E. Grifter]

I think if you go Military Style, it's got to be Jace related somehow.

Retired Future Marine.
(kiwi bird + crossed desert eagles)
Semper Fi.

 

[Michael Janke]

Another idea from the FOXHOUND unit. Latin reads: "May the harvest be plentiful"

imagine wearing this to a party or something and someone asks, wtf is that?
what do you say?

 

[Pig Boss]

Maybe a spinoff of the shoe cleaner brand?

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A very rough and fuck ugly ten minute mock-up.
I feel like it needs to play more into the FOXHOUND logo.

 

[Joshuan Moon]

I suggest the embroidered kind only. They vinyl type are dumb to me. A velcro backing would be nice so I can put more autism on my larping gear but if it increased the cost by much I'm fine with it being omitted.

Patch is a genius idea. I still think an EGGSHELL type sticker run would be great but I'll settle for a patch.

Eggshell sticker run already happened. Perhaps if it isn't too much they could be re-run along side the patches. Also the design from the sticker would translate pretty ok to a patch but I think we'd all like to see something new too.

 

[BluntyBitch]

It appears to say "Death to bankers" in Latin

Wait I thought u said no references to... (((nevermind)))

If you're incorporating a kiwi for the patches, may I recommend a Betty White lookalike silhouette since she loved animals? I think it would give a friendlier vibe to help boost your image.

Something like this, but obviously smaller and a kiwi substituting the dog.

I assume the Betty White Power and a white nool doggo wouldn't be approved

This idea would probably take way too much work and/or time, but I'll put it out there anyway.

I think it'd be pretty cool if there was a patch based around the particular sections of the forum.

This is funny cuz sometimes beauties have fighting words when folks wonder into the beauty parlor chat "unprepared" LMAO

Overwhelmingly popular:

BP Chat Best Chat

"Come to the Beauty Parlor often?"

Other suggestions:

Beauty Parlor Beauties

TradBeauties , or something? Or Trad Parlor Beauties?
and some deathfat dancing? Or Amy Ramadan doing the can can on her fat person yoga ball with a handle or something, I know she's not milky anymore sadly

There's a ton of chins references but she's not my cow so idk but since she's the original OG cow maybe some deathfat reference at least?

Eta: a Eugenia reference would be awesome, since she's prolly gonna die this year, but I don't have any specific suggestions in mind except Eugenia looking skelly in a diaper.


Other: I have no idea how we'd incorporate ratface and avoid lolsuits but I wish we could incorporate ratface Russell playing a keyboard, getting his eggshell head poked and cracked by a kiwi beak in a tswift shirt or somethjng