2022 Mad at the Internet Patch Sale

[murgatroid]

I suggest the embroidered kind only. They vinyl type are dumb to me. A velcro backing would be nice so I can put more autism on my larping gear but if it increased the cost by much I'm fine with it being omitted.




Eggshell sticker run already happened. Perhaps if it isn't too much they could be re-run along side the patches. Also the design from the sticker would translate pretty ok to a patch but I think we'd all like to see something new too.

YES my eggshell sticker campaigning in every merch thread worked!!! I missed it when the sticker/thread was changed to eggshell stickers later and didn't get to buy.

EDIT: Also, velcro is gay. You can easily make a non-velcro patch into a velcro patch.

 

[Homer Simpson]

If it's possible to add reflective material for no extra cost, could be a nice little nod to terry while not using him as merch. They glow in the dark, but you can only see em at night.

 

[Xenomorph]

CAN WE ALSO GET A DEATHFAT PATCH

edit: Something like this Nostromo patch but the two planets are chins and amber and the sun is a burger

 

[SenorCurditos]

Whatever the patch is, its going on my plate carrier. I like the idea of a the kiwi being on it. Corn on it? Meh.

 

[Bloitzhole]

Whatever it turns out to be, I'll be sticking it to my gearbag - in the unlikely event that a client, recognizing it, turns out to be a fellow kiwi, I'll certainly be happy to charge them double my usual rate

If velcro backing turns out to cost a lot more, I'd recommend not adding it in production to save some cash.
For anyone wishing to attach it without sewing, velcro with adhesive is very cheap and as these patches weigh basically nothing, a strip of it will hold them with no issue, basically forever.
Personally, I'd like the design to lean towards wholesome kiwi, rather than military, but that's just me.

 

[Psychotron]

Patches to prove I'm part of an alt-right group for when Denazifacation comes to America. AWSOME!

Anyway, classic tomcat patch as a rainbow fursuit with a pride flag background would be kinda funny.

Maybe make it seems like it's not mocking furries at face value, but in a subtle way it is?

 

[KhorneFlakes]

I give it less than a week before any design you choose is on the ADL's hate symbol list but I still want one

 

[Post Reply]

Here's my two cents for slogans.
1. Sorry about Chris Chan
2. Spectare et Risum

 

[axeltrite]

american gotchic but kiwis replacing the farmers

 

[BonerMan]

If you actually put the site name + site logo on the patch you should make those parts glow in the dark

 

[Chinktastic]

If I see any pictures of you wearing a kiwi farms patch I’m going to call you a faggot. Simple as

 

[ForTheHoard]

If you actually put the site name + site logo on the patch you should make those parts glow in the dark

A Terry Davis patch is the best idea I've heard yet.

 

[plgfarts]

If you actually put the site name + site logo on the patch you should make those parts glow in the dark

Have the site name and logo, but subtly put "NIGGER" in the glow in the dark spots.

 

[Cowmanfred]

Have the site name and logo, but subtly put "NIGGER" in the glow in the dark spots.

That's one I had made previously.

 

[murgatroid]

Patches to prove I'm part of an alt-right group for when Denazifacation comes to America. AWSOME!

Anyway, classic tomcat patch as a rainbow fursuit with a pride flag background would be kinda funny.

Maybe make it seems like it's not mocking furries at face value, but in a subtle way it is?

I think people would think anyone wearing a patch like that is a degenerate furry and ready to have sex any time.

 

[veri]

do something deagle nation themed to differentiate the kiwi tactical autists from le reddit army

 

[Baked Al-Aqsa]

I have a few different ideas:

A moai wearing a top hat with the words "articles and news" above it.

An old rotary style telephone with the words "dial 8" underneath it.

A costumed furry in crosshairs with the words "animal control".

 

[Toasted Midnights in June]

If you're semi-serious about post-net world war identifiaction in the hopes it saves a kiwi's life, just use the site's logo over a black background. No text, not a slice of divisive, just the image of a Kiwi.

 

[WINWORLDPEECEE]

I would like to submit my design.
The background could really be any color. And it's embroidery machine ready!

 

[Shidoen]

What about a kiwi in an army hat, a bandolier, eyes with bags under them, smoking a cigar that says “DoxBound”