Jude Valentin / Jude Torres / Judy Valentin / DivineBrujeria / MermaidRoyal / MermaidQueenJude / MerQueenJude - Cancelled Twitch Streaming Clout Chaser, Wannabe Photographer. Cancellation event starting on page 838

[Angry New Ager]

No likes, reactions, or comments at all lmao

But!
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Apparently the pandemic causes nickel allergies so that's something.

Why does she need to see a piercer? Her ears are already pierced, and it doesn't sound like the holes have closed. If she has a nickel allergy, all she has to do is stop wearing cheap earrings, or replace all the earwires with surgical steel. Why is she making a big deal of this?

Maybe the beetus is rotting her earlobes off first, as a trial run before taking her feet. Fuck, I don't know. Or maybe she is so desperate for attention, and for somebody to show concern and sympathy for her, she's reduced to this.

 

[toilet_rainbow]

Why does she need to see a piercer? Her ears are already pierced, and it doesn't sound like the holes have closed. If she has a nickel allergy, all she has to do is stop wearing cheap earrings, or replace all the earwires with surgical steel. Why is she making a big deal of this?

Maybe the beetus is rotting her earlobes off first, as a trial run before taking her feet. Fuck, I don't know. Or maybe she is so desperate for attention, and for somebody to show concern and sympathy for her, she's reduced to this.

It's the only way she can get a man to touch her,

I don't know otherwise. Not even a professional piercer can fix a Claire's earring gun fuckup if there is scar tissue

 

[FuckDuckSeagull]

Why does she need to see a piercer? Her ears are already pierced, and it doesn't sound like the holes have closed. If she has a nickel allergy, all she has to do is stop wearing cheap earrings, or replace all the earwires with surgical steel. Why is she making a big deal of this?

Maybe the beetus is rotting her earlobes off first, as a trial run before taking her feet. Fuck, I don't know. Or maybe she is so desperate for attention, and for somebody to show concern and sympathy for her, she's reduced to this.

She wants someone to touch her. That' the closest thing to sex she will ever have.

Edit. Ninja'd by @toilet_rainbow

 

[Fìddlesticks]

For someone who spends their life on social media she is demonstrating no social media knowledge. I know we've discussed hashtags but seriously where are the cute cat pics? That's just the easiest fruit to catch! She has 3 cats within what 40ft of her?

This is my sly shout into the void for less grotesque selfie/jude naval gazing video and more cats please.

Jude and her goiter really out here being like "feeling cute, might delete later"

 

[Pyrrhula Pyrrhula]

For someone who spends their life on social media she is demonstrating no social media knowledge. I know we've discussed hashtags but seriously where are the cute cat pics? That's just the easiest fruit to catch! She has 3 cats within what 40ft of her?

This is my sly shout into the void for less grotesque selfie/jude naval gazing video and more cats please.

Jude and her goiter really out here being like "feeling cute, might delete later" View attachment 3038438

At least bearded dragons have complete control over their chin and use it as one of their primary tools of body language. I'd like to see Jude do the same.

 

[TurdFondler]

What's the tapping she talks about doing?

 

[Angry New Ager]

What's the tapping she talks about doing?

EFT, or Emotional Freedom Technique.

 

[Din Djarin]

I'm so glad you asked @TurdFondler because I just keep imagining her tap dancing and it's horrific.

 

[TurdFondler]

That was my first thought too but I'm sure she hasn't grifted for tap shoes yet. Then I figured it's either some woo bullshit about tapping crystal energies or erasing your thetans by tapping out rhythms on your desk or something.

 

[Free the Pedos]

I'm so glad you asked @TurdFondler because I just keep imagining her tap dancing and it's horrific.

I’d love to see her tap dancing. I’d pay good money for it.

 

[Putin Bot]

Jude wrote another review on her website:

Jesus, she can't even come up with believable reviews. Like a man would ever say "truly performed magic" in describing a fucking photo shoot.

I think this is who Jude is claiming the review is from, since she labeled it headshot:

She didn't even bother editing out the glare on the glass next to the guy's face. I only hope this guy did not pay her outrageous rates, and got this shoot for cheap, because this is just pathetic.

 

[how now brown cow]

I'm probably pretty late with this, but I found this short film that Jude was involved in, after snooping and seeing the below pic on her fb profile. It has actually won some awards, but I'm not sure of how coveted these awards are. Like this one "Winner of Best Experimental Short film for the May 2017 Short to the Point International Film Festival"

No Love for Fuckboys is the film and it is "A portrait of a sexual assault survivor's journey through love, sex, violence, and hope post-assault." I took one for the team and watched some of it. It's excruciating. Jude has less than 1 minute of screen time all up - her first appearance is from 16.16m, and then there is a few seconds of her dancing at 18.26m. I have no idea how she is considered to be "starring" in this given her miniscule amount of screen time and the face that the people at the start of the film actually had monologues with more length. Jude isn't even monologuing, just acting out an argument while some music plays over the top.

I'm sure it's all supposed to be artistic and woven together to create some amazing story, but I didn't feel entertained like most people would want from a film OR inspired, contemplative, moved, confronted, anything that that you might anticipate from a wanky film.

 

[Angry New Ager]

I'm probably pretty late with this, but I found this short film that Jude was involved in, after snooping and seeing the below pic on her fb profile. It has actually won some awards, but I'm not sure of how coveted these awards are. Like this one "Winner of Best Experimental Short film for the May 2017 Short to the Point International Film Festival"

No Love for Fuckboys is the film and it is "A portrait of a sexual assault survivor's journey through love, sex, violence, and hope post-assault." I took one for the team and watched some of it. It's excruciating. Jude has less than 1 minute of screen time all up - her first appearance is from 16.16m, and then there is a few seconds of her dancing at 18.26m. I have no idea how she is considered to be "starring" in this given her miniscule amount of screen time and the face that the people at the start of the film actually had monologues with more length. Jude isn't even monologuing, just acting out an argument while some music plays over the top.

I'm sure it's all supposed to be artistic and woven together to create some amazing story, but I didn't feel entertained like most people would want from a film OR inspired, contemplative, moved, confronted, anything that that you might anticipate from a wanky film.

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Well, at least she owned a bra back then.

 

[stupid frog]

Is the picture supposed to look that bad on purpose?

 

[PurpleEater]

I'm probably pretty late with this, but I found this short film that Jude was involved in, after snooping and seeing the below pic on her fb profile. It has actually won some awards, but I'm not sure of how coveted these awards are. Like this one "Winner of Best Experimental Short film for the May 2017 Short to the Point International Film Festival"

No Love for Fuckboys is the film and it is "A portrait of a sexual assault survivor's journey through love, sex, violence, and hope post-assault." I took one for the team and watched some of it. It's excruciating. Jude has less than 1 minute of screen time all up - her first appearance is from 16.16m, and then there is a few seconds of her dancing at 18.26m. I have no idea how she is considered to be "starring" in this given her miniscule amount of screen time and the face that the people at the start of the film actually had monologues with more length. Jude isn't even monologuing, just acting out an argument while some music plays over the top.

I'm sure it's all supposed to be artistic and woven together to create some amazing story, but I didn't feel entertained like most people would want from a film OR inspired, contemplative, moved, confronted, anything that that you might anticipate from a wanky film.

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Maybe it's the film autist in me, but I actually got through about 10 minutes of that and yeah it was wanky and pretentious, could definitely do with some editing/trimming, but also visually VERY well-done, especially for something that looks like it was shot on a fairly cheap camera. There were some impressive shots, cuts, and concepts there, and while it was definitely flawed, the creator has promise. I also appreciated that they used an original score.

Can't say the same about our Jude, unfortunately. It's nice to see her out of the house and interacting with others, definitely a jarring change, but since we are here to lol about fat and not sperg about cinema, I thought I'd grab some choice screenshots for my fellow fruit enthusiasts:





Sorry Jude, some people definitely are NOT photogenic. Her acting isn't great, either, as you can see.

 

[For The Internet]

Sorry if I'm late, but did anyone else notice that she requires FOURTEEN DAYS (!!!) notice to reschedule or else she won't apply the deposit. And no cancellation options at all. Is this common? I've never in my life encountered a business that required 14 days notice. Why does she need 14 days? It's not like she's busy with other clients. Normally places refund the deposit if you give more than 48 hours notice because then they can book in someone else, though Judy's skills aren't in demand.

Even if she does manage to find any customers at all, now who the hell is going to book a session with her more than 14 days in advance AND know that they'd have to reschedule it that far in advance? I could see something like that for wedding photographers where there's lots of long term planning involved, but if I just wanted to pay some money for nice photos of myself from a novice photographer, I wouldn't expect to need to book more than 14 days in advance and pay a deposit

I think Jude is trying to give the impression of being incredibly busy, thinking it will make her appear more desirable. I have never heard of anyone demanding 14 days notice for a cancellation before. Jude's just a shyster who is trying to find every reason under the sun to not return a deposit. I think by asking for a deposit she's mimicking successful photographers who have reason to ask for one. It's all about the appearance of being busy and of exclusivity.

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For FORTY FIVE MINUTES? Keep scrambling jude

Wait, wasn't her initial price $175/45 minutes? Didn't she only increase the price a couple of days ago? Did she just bump up the price to $200 and then pretend to lower the cost for LGBTQ people?! That's a cheap and nasty tactic.

No likes, reactions, or comments at all lmao

But!
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Apparently the pandemic causes nickel allergies so that's something.

People can develop a sensitivity to nickle seemingly out of nowhere, which is why you always want to wear metals that don't cause irritation like 14k gold or implant grade titanium. I can't tell if she's mentioning the pandemic because she means the allergy happened to pop up in the last 2 years or if she's somehow blaming covid for the sensitivity. Jude is terrible at communicating.

 

[Swine Flew]

I'm probably pretty late with this, but I found this short film that Jude was involved in, after snooping and seeing the below pic on her fb profile. It has actually won some awards, but I'm not sure of how coveted these awards are. Like this one "Winner of Best Experimental Short film for the May 2017 Short to the Point International Film Festival"

No Love for Fuckboys is the film and it is "A portrait of a sexual assault survivor's journey through love, sex, violence, and hope post-assault." I took one for the team and watched some of it. It's excruciating. Jude has less than 1 minute of screen time all up - her first appearance is from 16.16m, and then there is a few seconds of her dancing at 18.26m. I have no idea how she is considered to be "starring" in this given her miniscule amount of screen time and the face that the people at the start of the film actually had monologues with more length. Jude isn't even monologuing, just acting out an argument while some music plays over the top.

I'm sure it's all supposed to be artistic and woven together to create some amazing story, but I didn't feel entertained like most people would want from a film OR inspired, contemplative, moved, confronted, anything that that you might anticipate from a wanky film.

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I hated it, but I've never liked this hipster short film genre. It's ridiculous that a film about sexual assault ends with a dance party.

 

[PurpleEater]

Holy shit, Jude left the house! And hung out with Mel at karaoke! I'd die for the footage of her singing. Apparently she also booked a photoshoot for today. Naturally, Jude couldn't go a few hours without food, so she asked if she could bring a bodega sandwich to karaoke.

EDIT: Anyone need a new icon?

 

[how now brown cow]

Holy shit, Jude left the house! And hung out with Mel at karaoke! I'd die for the footage of her singing. Apparently she also booked a photoshoot for today. Naturally, Jude couldn't go a few hours without food, so she asked if she could bring a bodega sandwich to karaoke.

I don't know how to download videos from instagram stories, but I looked at Mel's insta stories and there are two of Jude singing badly too. She's so obnoxious!

 

[Serial Grapist]

I don't know how to download videos from instagram stories, but I looked at Mel's insta stories and there are two of Jude singing badly too. She's so obnoxious!

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