Russian Invasion of Ukraine (2022): Thread 1 - Ukrainian Liars vs Russian Liars with Air and Artillery Superiority

[AnOminous]

> The full text is over 2000 words.

Well thank God Twitter is a medium so conducive to long-form writing.

Something 2000 words long is literally unreadable on shitter.

 

[No Batty Boys in Jamaica]

I know it’s bullshit, but IF this is real then I hope that after his trial that his execution is televised, and that it’s like that cartel execution video where they beat the guy to death with bats while “La Cucaracha” played, (or maybe it was “Mexican Hat Dance”.

I looked it up, it’s been a while, and it was actually “La Piñata”. I’d forgotten they used a cattle prod as well as the bats.

http://www.borderlandbeat.com/2011/02/third-video-of-prosecutors-brother.html?m=1

>Tfw all the 2007-2012 narco videos have been lost to time

 

[MrJokerRager]

If you defend your country from invaders you should be publicly executed cmon this is basic international politics dude

I remember when Saddam was hanged.

His executionors were Shias that hated his ass and were mocking him the whole time while they prepared him to die and then hung him.

 

[Socrates]

Russia sucks, Ukraine is cool, sue me.

You'll be hearing from my attorney shortly, cur.

 

[Hüftpriester]

If there's one thing that brings me comfort in these troubling times, it's knowing that John McCain is in hell getting ass raped by Satan.

When Lindsey Graham goes to hell, I hope he's forced to have sex with a woman.

 

[AnOminous]

I looked it up, it’s been a while, and it was actually “La Piñata”. I’d forgotten they used a cattle prod as well as the bats.

Won't you take me to
Funky Town?

 

[hooboy]

Bosnia?Milosevic extravaganza? Anybody?

bro there’s a big difference between tiny former yugoslavian states fighting and a country of 200 million trying annex or puppet a nation of 40 million.

Won't you take me to
Funky Town?

I have a box cutter with a “Z” on it just for you

 

[Lorne Armstrong]

If Russia could kill Zelenskyy they would.

Well, as I said at the beginning of the comment you quoted, “I know this is bullshit”

 

[AnOminous]

Well, as I said at the beginning of the comment you quoted, “I know this is bullshit”

"But I believe it anyway."

 

[mindlessobserver]

You seem to be particularly susceptible to propaganda.

You can't fake napalm. Maybe her story was a lie. The fire grenades she was making were not.

It takes one side to start a war. But wars are fought between two sides. The tragedy of this conflict is that nobody once considered the opposing side that mattered. The Ukrainians.

 

[hooboy]

I remember when Saddam was hanged.

His executionors were Shias that hated his ass and were mocking him the whole time while they prepared him to die and then hung him.

Yeah Zelensky really shouldn’t have gassed Kurdish civilians and his son really shouldn’t have been allowed to randomly rape Kievan women; but whatever.

 

[GreeneCoDeputy]

Someone on twitter posted an analysis of the current situation from a leaked FSB letter then overlaid their own meta analysis on top of it. Take this with a shaker of salt but I thought it was interesting.

https://twitter.com/igorsushko/status/1500301348780199937?t=iJOknLtPb8oXnQe_l6ICkA&s=19

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bellingcat says its legit so its probably not

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Is the FSB the agency that would perform this kind of assessment to begin with? This seems like it would fall to the SVR or the GU, not the FSB, based on my understanding.

I could be completely wrong on that, feel free to correct me if I'm misunderstanding their responsibilities.

 

[MrJokerRager]

Won't you take me to
Funky Town?

I'm still trying to figure out the story behind that shit or maybe it was never for humanity to figure out.

 

[Socrates]

Yeah Zelensky really shouldn’t have gassed Kurdish civilians and his son really shouldn’t have been allowed to randomly rape Kievan women; but whatever.

He did all that? Wow I thought the dude was soy but that's based and redpilled, bringing the pain to minorities AND women.

 

[Ow The Edge]

That's not the point. They are bashing Putin and the Russian people with unprecedented sanctions. While non Whites are never held to the same standards. You have it backwards.

The point the whiny cunt in the screencap is making is that we care about Ukraine because its people are white and we don't care about Yemen because it's another brown muslim shithole doomed to perpetual war by a combination of low-iq inbreds and their psychotic death cult. Which, for me, is entirely correct.

 

[Jump]

Any explanation on this video yet? Ukes whipping prisoners like niggers now?

edit:

 

[3-2-1836]

So I just woke up after sleeping 16 hours, what has happened?

 

[AnOminous]

You can't fake napalm. Maybe her story was a lie. The fire grenades she was making were not.

It takes one side to start a war. But wars are fought between two sides. The tragedy of this conflict is that nobody once considered the opposing side that mattered. The Ukrainians.

Nigger napalm=gasoline+Tide.

 

[Aidan]

Yeah Zelensky really shouldn’t have gassed Kurdish civilians and his son really shouldn’t have been allowed to randomly rape KievanKiyvan women; but whatever.

fixed

 

[b0x]

Vodka niggers are not white.

What the hell even counts as "White"?