2022 Mad at the Internet Patch Sale

[Archeopthryx]

Does this add to my boy scout badges? I wanna graduate into an Eagle Scout.

 

[XYZpdq]

I know you hate the British, but perhaps a kiwi variation on the SAS badge. I suggest this because the catchy slogan, "Who Dares Wins" could be altered into something like Who Dares Lols, or something like that.

who lols, wins

 

[joebobmurphy]

who lols, wins

That's better, or perhaps, Who Sneeds Wins? The sword can be a corn cob and the wings can be a kiwi.

 

[Nonconsentual Pronouns]

I'd adore some kind of faux squadron patch depicting a kiwi bird holding up an ear of corn and crossing it with a banana pepper held by a pigeon. Or just have the corn and pepper crisscrossing behind or under them.

 

[Johnny Clyde Cash]

Just wanted to see if anyone else thought this was a good idea before I commit to refining things.

Went back and polished the design. Might need to tweak slobbermutt some more to make the linework less complex if it turns out to be too tricky for the patch makers, but I'm happy with how it looks right now. Size is 3.5" by 3.5", which was the size I saw for the original 'Ask to Pet Me' patches that were the inspiration for this, so it should be fine. Kept the color palette to 5 to make sure that wouldn't be an issue for vendors. Did a couple different color variants below. #4 is my favorite.




Also, here's the slobbermutt lineart if anyone wants it.

 

[internet enjoyer]

Two kiwis with the sneed cap and sonichu necklace chilling on a cow!

I don’t know the first thing about patches so I don’t know if this is possible. But I really like the more realistic kind of animals with graduation in colour like the deer below. They look great against dark background.

 

[PyrrhicRustle]

who lols, wins

“qui ridet vincit” if’n you wanta be all fancy like. Any students of the classics please correct me.

 

[Kuritan Deplorable]

I'm game for anything that doesn't explicitly drop the Kiwi farms name or the specific logo - kiwis in general are fine. Plausible deniability and all that.

 

[The Repeated Meme]

You know you don't have to reinvent the wheel every time you do a merch run. I'm still waiting for an opportunity to buy a true and honest fan shirt. Patches are a cool idea, but it's a bit niche. I can't image myself ever using one. You know what might be a cool idea? Some kiwi farms themed posters and calendars.

 

[XYZpdq]

You know you don't have to reinvent the wheel every time you do a merch run. I'm still waiting for an opportunity to buy a true and honest fan shirt. Patches are a cool idea, but it's a bit niche. It's a neat idea but I can't image myself ever using one. You know what might be a cool idea? Some kiwi farms themed posters and calendars.

tbdesu I'm more likely to blow five bucks on a patch that I'll never use in public than twenty on a t shirt that I'll never use in public

 

[Cryonic Haunted Bullets]

Maybe just a reference. What's Latin for "Just hit them with your car"?

Carro tamen occidite.

 

[*distant thrum*]

I'd be happy if any prospective designs also get turned into stickers as well, cause if the trannies are allowed to vandalize I will also do so

 

[Cactus Nibba]

Honestly I'll buy whatever Josh sells, but I'd love a plague kiwi patch

 

[WhatIsThePunchline]

Sticker themed patches. Like the tophat, puzzle piece and rainbow.

 

[Kromer Merchant]

KIWI PLUSHIES WHEN

@murgatroid that article has a wealth of great patch designs, thanks for posting!!!!

 

[Blewberry Nausea]

I want a null funko pop.

 

[Kheapathic]

I'm not the artistic type, so not gonna do any image manipulation.

But whatever is decided upon, can we get upper/lower tabs with something like "N-Word" and "Bottom Text."
Like these, but not these specifically.

 

[Cherenkovblue]

on the idea of FOX HOUND / DOX FOUND / DOX HOUND it seems that if you go with the canon
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then there's probably some mileage to get out of changing it to
read
"SPECIAL" FORCE GROUP
OR
EXCEPTIONAL FORCE GROUP

DOXFOUND - SPECIAL NEEDS GROUP
KF-22

 

[randomlynch]

excited to see which patches are considered, some look pretty sick, this might be some of the first online merch I'd ever buy, would definitely put one on a battle jacket i've been working on, very cool, jersh

 

[kirua]

I'm down for a basic cute lil Kiwi Bird with an "Established in 2013 or whatever" text on it

I like this one; this is how I imagined it