Boogie / Boogie2988 / "Francis" / Steven Jason Williams - Fat, Rapidly Declining Divorced "Nice Guy" Middle-Aged Youtuber, Former Edgy Porn Blogger, lied about having cancer and being molested. Cohost of fake drama show "Lolcow Live (LCL)". Just WILL NOT die.

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'How's your internet presence?!'

LOL, he thinks people are actually envious of his life? Most people wouldn't want to sell their dignity for the average income Boogie has.

I'm pretty sure tomorrow will be a plea deal - I hope it makes him a felon!

Either way, I can't wait to see how he'll try to spin it - 'I decided to plea to a felony for YOU, because I know you love me and don't want to see me suffer anymore. I was willing to fight this to the end, just like I've done for civil rights, but all my friends at the FBI, my PR team, my Google contacts all convinced me a plea deal would calm the nerves of all the people that love me. So, I decided that I'm now officially Melon the Felon.'

 

[King Fructose]

I can’t picture Boogie wearing formal clothing to a courtroom. I know there’s pictures of him wearing a suit to his wedding, but that was back when he had most of the internet fooled by his “mr rogers of the internet” shtick, when we assumed he was a somewhat civilized man playing a character. Modern-day melon can barely put on a shirt at all.

 

[Arthur Morgan]

I just read all 1742 pages over the last few months, and I've come to a conclusion:

Boogie is fat.

And no one will have sex with him.

Because his massive gut is in the way.

 

[DocMorbis]

If his hearing is open to the public, god help them. They will likely die due to his stink being too much for human life.

 

[Marc83]

Sadly, I am out of sick days. Wish they'd kept to the earlier date, as I actually happened to be free then.

DM me where you work and I'll call in a bomb scare. Jk.

The best possible outcome would be Boogie being sentenced some community service and having our boy @RazorBackBacon sneak us some public footage of Melon huffing and puffin his way through picking up trash or organizing shelves at the local Goodwill.

 

[Frozen Fishsticks]

I hope Boogie gets sent to the Big House.

Or, in his case, the Biggest House in Arkansas.

 

[Beard_Chan]

Melon the felon day!

 

[Android18]

Yo I'm so excited. I cannot wait for the outcome

 

[King Fructose]

One can only imagine the level of seething going on in that courtroom right now

 

[General Tug Boat]

If Melon becomes a felon then we need it to become the 2022 patch. Too bad I'm too lazy right now to go and make one in GIMP.

Boogies gunt guarders are going to not to be able to get anymore shirtless Tik Tok reels or him riffing about some mundane subject with the same basic bitch takes, while making it about himself. To be honest I think that Boogie is not stupid enough to not take the plea deal. But who knows this is Boogie we are talking about after all and he is bound and determined he was in the right for discharging a fire arm in a school zone. I hope Frank haggles him as he walks out of the court room today, it would be hilarious to watch the amount of seething.

 

[Korpon]

I hope the judge gives him the death penalty simply for being so fat.

 

[MoreCopeMoreRope]

You WILL wish him luck, right KF?

 

[QwahlityKahntent]

Yo I'm so excited. I cannot wait for the outcome

dont get your hopes up. he'll take a plea deal and wont face any prison time

 

[Chainsaw Juggler]

Regardless of whether we get a full blown meltdown, or a passive aggressive clown drowning in self-pity, I'm looking forward to Seethin' Steven.

 

[Chandler Bing]

He never mentions his own brother and sister if they love and support him as well, or even if he talks to them. And it's not because he's private and likes to keep it that way, because he can't stop talking about anything that happens to him. He doesn't even talk about his "roommate" any more.

He only mentions the paid GF and even now he's talking less about her.

The only time I've known fatty mcfatfuck to mention his siblings is when he's making up random lies about his past. Like when he claimed his mother and a sister raped him.

 

[Seora]

The only time I've known fatty mcfatfuck to mention his siblings is when he's making up random lies about his past. Like when he claimed his mother and a sister raped him.

It’s odd how he never goes to family gatherings at holidays, even to his brother’s house. It’s a rather sad life but then you remember that nothing brings a family together like false rape accusations for clout online. The sad part is his victimhood has driven away the people that have tried to be there for him but he’ll never reflect on that.

 

[rippersnapper]

All I want is a guilty verdict, I don't care what punishment he gets as the fallout will be glorious.

 

[mudwogg]

dont get your hopes up. he'll take a plea deal and wont face any prison time

He can just say it was Francis.

 

[Marc83]

Edit: Very surprised he’s not adding a bunch of fake happiness into this tweet, seems like he’s not happy with the deal but knew he had to take it.

 

[Mr Sister]

It's over? Here comes a week of him talking about it non stop and begging to be on podcasts. You know how often he brought it up before? That was before he was actually allowed to. Now that he is, the flood gates are going to open