Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

He's not fat by any medical definition, children
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Let's see what the CDC has to say about what he claims to be his weight in that 2020 interview:
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and in 2021 he only got porkier, this is September 4th:
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AnOminous said:
Epistemologically you're correct. None of us really know these things. But in the real world you live in, my opinion, and yours for that matter, are completely correct while Fat Rick's are completely wrong. Because he is completely FAT.

He's a fat son of a bitch! A fat bastard!
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The classic and time honored argumentum ad obesitas. Fat people's opinions are automatically invalid.
Mr Moonface said:
Pat gets called out for his 'heteronormative bias', whatever the fuck that means...

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They can't call him heteronormative! He likes being fucked in the ass!
 
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Mr Moonface said:
Pat has been battling the Shah of Iran on Goodreads for over a month now:



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Some great Pat quotes in there.
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I'm almost in tears reading through this. FIFTY back and forth messages. I'm not sure I can think of a single other person who is this obsessive about responding to their own trolls.
 
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ddlloo said:
I'm almost in tears reading through this. FIFTY back and forth messages. I'm not sure I can think of a single other person who is this obsessive about responding to their own trolls.
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It HAS to be some sort of fetish at this point no man puts this much effort into such bullshit without some reward.
 
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AirdropShitposts said:
While I like how he starts off destroying his own "clever" premise by issuing a bunch of caveats to defend the fact he very much likes the Transformers movie, what I actually really really liked was how this is pretty much two threads he mashed together that have nothing to do with one another. Look at the last three images (tweet #11 on) and see if you can tell what this has to do with Transformers. Now read the first two images and see if you can tell what it has to do with Russia/Ukraine. There's nothing connecting the two and he never even bothers to attempt to do this. What he actually displays is that his entire conception of how combined arms such as close air support works is from a scene in Transformers and apparently he has to reference it whenever he wants to understand it and encourages you to do the same.

Professional writer! Geopolitics master! Military expert! Triple-threat!
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This fat retard can't even execute on a simple, if ridiculous, premise in a 25 tweet thread. Is it any wonder his full length novels are such a fucking mess
Mr Moonface said:
Pat gets called out for his 'heteronormative bias', whatever the fuck that means...

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So, his overreaction at "it's not gay to know the names of other men and nobody would think you're gay for knowing a man's name" pretty much seals his deeply closeted status, right?

In the fight with the Shah, Fatrick claims that being an author is a secondary income stream and that he's been a self employed small businessman for 6 or 7 years longer than he has been an author. Insurance parasite confirmed?
 
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instythot said:
I love how his attempt to tell people a lie about how he was a heroic lifeguard in the past is immediately less believable than his fictional story about a tranny space crab
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He makes up so many different stories to come off as some sort of authority or knowledgeable about any topic that is trending. It wouldn't even be a big deal nor would he even be on anyone's radar if he wasn't sure a spiteful pig.

I guess what I am trying to say is that Patrick S. Tomlinson is a lying piece of dog shit and I hope his heart stops.
 
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Akashic Retard said:
Pat killed a little girl.
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Imagine the last moments of your life taken up by a fat man leaning over you to provide mouth to mouth. Maybe your last moments could've been spent focusing on your father, or the beautiful weather, maybe the birdsong but instead you get Fatrick wheezing as he blocks out all light, hope, and sound.
 
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AirdropShitposts said:
If he's not a faggot he should sue everyone who calls him a faggot for libel!
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If Fatrick ever cleared basic legal hurdles, we'd get better lolsuits than maddox's lawyer instructing the judge in the finer details of the shame of cuckery

"the defense requests that the plaintiff prove he's not a faggot by having sex with a man and failing to enjoy it"
 
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Opesterino said:
He makes up so many different stories to come off as some sort of authority or knowledgeable about any topic that is trending. It wouldn't even be a big deal nor would he even be on anyone's radar if he wasn't sure a spiteful pig.

I guess what I am trying to say is that Patrick S. Tomlinson is a lying piece of dog shit and I hope his heart stops.
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I would love to see him and wu try to out-expert each other. It would be the most disgusting fit of snarling and “childing” ever conceived.

They’re also both fat and gay.
 
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cuttysnark said:
Imagine purchasing insurance from an obese person with piss teeth and bitch tits.
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TBH you’d be crazy to buy insurance through any individual salespig. Buying it from one with no charisma, brains, knowledge, physical fitness, or reasonable weight, yeah nah. That would be an extra step of dumb.
 
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Mr Moonface said:
Pat has been battling the Shah of Iran on Goodreads for over a month now:



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All legitimate authors will tell you that rule number 1 is Never Read the Goodreads Reviews. Number 2 is Never Respond to the Goodreads Reviews. Such a dumbass attention whore.

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He's sending himself fake threats again, also denies that he's fat.

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If he would just say, “Yeah, I put on pandemic weight. A lot of people did. Let’s get healthy again” it would be fine. But because he keeps stamping his trotters insisting that he’s svelt, child, it makes him extra obnoxious. Fat and obnoxious.
 
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NotFatChild said:
he has to be lying about his weight, ive never seen someone ~6'ft tall that had a double chin at 225lbs. that's ~240-250lbs a least.
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The man claims to have reattached a severed leg with dental floss and a needle for inflating basketballs. Lying about his weight is hardly a stretch given that.
 
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