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I'd rather die than get CPR from Pat.
Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter
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Akashic Retard
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Pat killed a little girl.
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Killed one little girl and abandoned a newborn. Hide your daughters, Milwaukee.
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You would still die even if you got CPR from Piggy. He's 0-2 so far. But who would voluntarily swim in a pool where Piggy was the lifeguard.
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I don't think he killed her. he just made out with a dying girl. I maintain she didn't have a heart condition, she just willed herself to die rather than live with that indignity
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weren't you aware, he can reconnect blood vessels and complex nerves using household items, child.
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Pat has been battling the Shah of Iran on Goodreads for over a month now:
Some great Pat quotes in there.
Some great Pat quotes in there.
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I feel like any one of the 5 million posts per week Patrick makes that are exactly like this one could be random_txt.txt material.
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That Shah of Iran is a real jerk!
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Is he saying we are in some sort of Hindi Lolcult where we worship Lolcows through laughter?
Rick’s CPR stories are as realistic as he is skinny.
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Anyone order a 25 tweet dissertation on the Russia-Ukraine conflict done through the lens of some dumb transformer movie?
He's actually getting worse, which is pretty impressive when you think about it.
He's actually getting worse, which is pretty impressive when you think about it.
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I'm going to enjoy the idiocy he tweets nexxxxxxT
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Why would anyone want to share how much of an ill adapted manchild they are?
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Epistemologically you're correct. None of us really know these things. But in the real world you live in, my opinion, and yours for that matter, are completely correct while Fat Rick's are completely wrong. Because he is completely FAT.
He's a fat son of a bitch! A fat bastard!
When he dies of being fat, he will end up at St. Peter's gate and Peter will demand that he pays Quasi. Since he will still be too broke to pay Quasi, he will be sent directly to Hell.
He will be sent to the Ring of Gluttony. Because he is fat.
Imagine groping and raping a toddler in front of her parents then yelling "oopsie doodles" like a prank!
This fucked up incessant babbling is what is called a "Googleshng." The only proper response is to put it on his Kiwi Farms thread and call him a fat faggot while not reading a single word of it.
That is pretty much Rick's speed. Bravely fight a guy who has been dead since he was 12 or so.
Also, something I just noticed. Rick lacks a Wikipedia page as he is of insufficient notability.
Also lmao who did this?
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He's sending himself fake threats again, also denies that he's fat.
"Dogmatic delusions"
"Dogmatic delusions"
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The only thing worse than being fat, is being fat and pretending you aren't.
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While I like how he starts off destroying his own "clever" premise by issuing a bunch of caveats to defend the fact he very much likes the Transformers movie, what I actually really really liked was how this is pretty much two threads he mashed together that have nothing to do with one another. Look at the last three images (tweet #11 on) and see if you can tell what this has to do with Transformers. Now read the first two images and see if you can tell what it has to do with Russia/Ukraine. There's nothing connecting the two and he never even bothers to attempt to do this. What he actually displays is that his entire conception of how combined arms such as close air support works is from a scene in Transformers and apparently he has to reference it whenever he wants to understand it and encourages you to do the same.
Professional writer! Geopolitics master! Military expert! Triple-threat!
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I knew this faggot would keep calling for war and still refuse to fight for it. If I cared enough I'd buy billboards with his tweets and photos around his neighborhood.