Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Flexo]

I was at a half price book the other day and I think I found the perfect gift this thread needs to mail to Bob...

 

[Mola Ram]

"Overwhelming numbers of troops can't win a modern war." - Bob "the Sun Tzu of New England" Chipman

 

[Adamska]

I was at a half price book the other day and I think I found the perfect gift this thread needs to mail to Bob...
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Only if you mail him crayons and tell him it's a snack to enjoy the movie with.

 

[Steelatlas]

I mean we are seeing a modern war now, dont get me wrong Ukraine got barbarossad but its military was not Saddams impoverished and bombed army.

If anything the quality of the individual infantryman is more important then ever because of the effectiveness of air power.

Also despite the hype and Tik Tok war claims the Russians kept a large convoy exposed because their AA was keeping those amazing turkish drones at bay.

 

[Red Hood]

I wonder if he will get fucked extra hard with his new management (on paper) promotion? If he gets a couple of pity bucks his way that will push him into a higher tax bracket.

Anyways, onto my 2 minutes of bob hate: his take on, "human presence on the battlefield is purely performative" should really go viral and get the Tomlision treatment. There is a nunber of reasons why this is wrong but lets go with the purely "not brain damaged" ones.
1. Utilities - assuming all warfare is done with magic drones (that can apparently be beaten with a tactical pickle jar) where are they getting the juice from? Where is the telecom grid? Can a drone act on its own when the real fighting starts?
2. Assuming we need some skeleton crew on the ground: how much do those fancy us army toys weight? If suddenly you have an equipment malfunction, is your grunt at 0% combat capability?
3. Lets give then the soldiers some legacy gear, that isn't so sensitive: can they remain combat active if they waste all their sttength lugging their gear around?

Bob is so sure that war is like those Cod games dudebros like so much. And if a dudebro can do it, then a properly evolved human can do it 10x betterer.

Bob should heed the words of Thulsa Doom.

"Steel is not strong, boy. Flesh is stronger."

 

[Koby_Fish]

Bob should heed the words of Thulsa Doom.

"Steel is not strong, boy. Flesh is stronger."

"What is a sword, compared to the hand that wields it?"
Bob clearly either didn't see Conan The Barbarian, or forgot it, or dismissed it as Not Of the Sooperyah Fyootchah.

 

[Fakenamemagoo]

"What is a sword, compared to the hand that wields it?"
Bob clearly either didn't see Conan The Barbarian, or forgot it, or dismissed it as Not Of the Sooperyah Fyootchah.

No it's funnier than that, he was BTFO'd on Twitter by the director's attractive conservative daughter.

 

[Koby_Fish]

No it's funnier than that, he was BTFO'd on Twitter by the director's attractive conservative daughter.

LOL I nearly forgot that was who BTFO'ed on twatter. I mean if anyone would know, it would be the daughter of the frigging director of the damn movie in question.

 

[HodgePodgeRogerDodger]

For Moviebob, hypocrisy and doublethink take up around 40-80% of his everyday mindset. A great example comes to mind is whenever Bob waxes philosophy in his Game Overthinker series. One video he asks if whether or not video games will matter or be remembered by time. Another video he would gaze longingly into his navel to question if games can be enjoyed even if the game author has disagreeable opinions. Basic Introspection is cute and quaint for a man in his then late 20s, but unfortunately for Bob these three episodes make it clear he never took any of it to heart.

Spoiler: Game Overthinker episode 29, 30, & 31: Bob the Jungian, Bob the Jungle Tribal.

No, I don't know what's up with the glitches or the bitrate on these videos. Each of them all have this weirdass-custom resolution to them so I'm guessing Bob was trying to save space on his hard drive or something. It's a bit annoying trying to fiddle with export settings all because of Bob's wonky ass videos.

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Episode 30 is lost to time because Bob had loads of crap uploaded on ScrewAttack's defunct website. It was about Modern Warfare 2 and New Super Mario Brothers Wii. This minute and a half segment of sheer consolefagging is all that's immediately available. Also Bob is a confirmed Waluigi hater.

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More consolefagging and a fat dollop of Nostalgiafagging included. Most assuredly Bob is talking out of his ass since it's confirmed in this video he owns only two games for his Xbox 360 and it's unlikely he's rented an NFL game in his entire life.

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TL;DW; In episode 29, Bobs explains Jungian philosophy, Zelda continuity, and Campbell's monomyth. Unfortunately Bob is too stupid to fully realize these ideals and his vitriolic, tribal nature makes him a hypocrite. By the next two episodes he's back on the gamer battlefield participating in his personal console wars against the dudebros that like Call of Duty and Madden NFL.

What really raises my brow about these three episodes is that while Bob readily applies the monomyth perspective onto Zelda but turns a blind eye to Call of duty and Madden NFL. If the monomyth truly applied here then Call of Duty and Madden NFL can easily be described as modern retellings about our ancestor's stories of war and contest. I guess those are lesser monomyths since they don't involve a hero, a maiden, a monster, and a Nintendo console.

Also funny clips

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Has Bob never played a JRPG? Those fucks love Jung, and it honestly is better for it. Even the Elder Scrolls dabbles in that shit. Almost any RPG brings up basic bitch psychology if they have deities. Did he ever actually play any game beyond platformers?

I don’t get how he can tout himself as some expert when he needs shit spoon fed to him. I read a few autistic German philosophy and psychology books because of Touhou. I got a general idea of something expanded from college intro psych, but I’m not an expert nor is it high level.

Ok from today Count Jackula a former Channel Awesome contributor did a live stream it's 9 hours long but I strolled in right at a kismet moment. The 39 minute mark.

Jackula goes on a little tangent why Moviebob is a fake Godzilla fan then just how his opinions on movies is awful.

Best quote (paraphrasing, but this is the gist) "Bob thinks of himself as a movie critic and that tells you everything"

I love stuff like this because Jackula is like left of Lenin and pro Troon he should like Blobby but nope.

https://youtu.be/LJgKYEYazNo

I clicked 39 minutes it wasn’t there. Just a rant about homelessness and food banks from someone who doesn’t understand that bureaucracy stops progress on any issue and he blames capitalism for that. It’s painfully American in terms of it’s understanding of communism down to giving the homeless free money.

 

[cypocryphy]

No, Bob....it's because he keeps asking for that fucking no-fly zone.

 

[Laughingjoke2]

I clicked 39 minutes it wasn’t there. Just a rant about homelessness and food banks from someone who doesn’t understand that bureaucracy stops progress on any issue and he blames capitalism for that. It’s painfully American in terms of it’s understanding of communism down to giving the homeless free money.

Oh yeah I've heard him talk about Ukraine and Russia and Jack tries to sound worldly while sounding as you said painfully American in his understanding and not just American leftist American.

But yeah I reclicked the link and went to the 39 minute mark and he's talking about 2014 Godzilla and begins telling a story about fighting with Blobby about it.

 

[Steelatlas]

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No, Bob....it's because he keeps asking for that fucking no-fly zone.

Also note he didnt mobilize until after the invasion started, failed to move his army off of the front lines and didnt evacuate civillians as Russia put 180k soldiers on his border.

 

[An Sionnach Seang]

I can't tell if she's wrong or not because her statement is just gibberish. Only complete imbeciles like Bob would think she's saying something profound when all she's actually trying to say is that women cannot ever be criticized for what they say.

has she addressed the UN yet?
she's a highly privileged white American woman who's never had to work for anything - based on the precedents, I'm sure they'll be eager to hear anything she has to say

 

[The tired cat]

Also note he didnt mobilize until after the invasion started, failed to move his army off of the front lines and didnt evacuate civillians as Russia put 180k soldiers on his border.

Why would he wanna evacuate civilians? Easier to use 'em as meatshields by putting AA guns, tanks, or arty right in large locations where civilians are, so when Russian soldiers respond with firing back they can go about how Russians are evil for hitting civilians, despite the Russian military offering a passage for civilians.

 

[Positron]

Disney's CEO sends a long and boring piece of officialese to all employees. (Chapek's letter on BlogMickey.)


Christina Pushaw, Ron DeSantis's press sec, corrects the press and points out that the so-called "Don't Say Gay" Bill should be properly called "Anti-Grooming Bill". She also throws Democrats' favorite extortion "Silence equals Complicity" back at them.

Pathetic affirmative-action nigger, who served as Sec of Education under the affirmative-action president, asks for followers and money.



It is not?

Author of some stupid YA book uses ebonics as the basis of her invented language.


Bobby is very angry because he is denied social life.

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I'm happy to report that Greta Thunberg is still alive.

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Variety article.


WTF.

Apparently if your film doesn't extol criminals running free and committing crime with impunity, you are not "anti-cop" enough.












Bobby Believes in the old-wives' tale of the Nine-Tailed Fox.

No, even though the vixen is reputed to be a temptress of men, she still won't fuck you.

 

[AirdropShitposts]

Pathetic affirmative-action nigger, who served as Sec of Education under the affirmative-action president, asks for followers and money.
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Weird that neither Bob nor Ed know that John King hasn't been Secretary of Education for over five years. They're usually so well informed.

Bobby is very angry because he is denied social life.
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Bob needs to be more careful here, first he claims he's "one of the lucky ones" since he's not DEAD from COVID despite having evolved past the need for "physical strength", and then even stranger he seems to accidentally imply that he believes that COVID started in America in a Red State with some White Trash and not from some lab never found bat unknown animal at a culturally backwards historically significant wet market in China. That kind of misinformation can get you banned from Twitter!

 

[Mola Ram]

he claims he's "one of the lucky ones" since he's not DEAD from COVID

The melodrama of claiming to be "one of the lucky ones" for surviving a disease with a 99% survivability rate in your age bracket is off the charts. Bob is already full of bitter rage at his failures that he doesn't dare direct at himself; COVID is just his biggest and most recent excuse.

 

[Local Degenerate]

Bobby Believes in the old-wives' tale of the Nine-Tailed Fox.
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No, even though the vixen is reputed to be a temptress of men, she still won't fuck you.

Time to earn my autism stickers:

Bob, Tamamo-No-Mae was turned to a buddhist, IIRC, after being put in the rock, by a passing monk.

Even if the myth WAS true, we'd be fine.

 

[ChampFantana]

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Live long enough to see us pay? No you won't Bob, diabetes will see that.

I'm not even gonna bother addressing the rest of Bob's mental diarrhea. His incoherent retard gibbering is entertaining, but his neverending hatred for me and mine is starting to tax even my patience.

We're lucky that Lovecraft's Elder Gods don't exist, otherwise gazing into the infinite void between Bob's ears would drive us madder than reading from the Necronomicon.

 

[Koby_Fish]

Disney's CEO sends a long and boring piece of officialese to all employees. (Chapek's letter on BlogMickey.)
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Christina Pushaw, Ron DeSantis's press sec, corrects the press and points out that the so-called "Don't Say Gay" Bill should be properly called "Anti-Grooming Bill". She also throws Democrats' favorite extortion "Silence equals Complicity" back at them.
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Pathetic affirmative-action nigger, who served as Sec of Education under the affirmative-action president, asks for followers and money.
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It is not?

Author of some stupid YA book uses ebonics as the basis of her invented language.
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Bobby is very angry because he is denied social life.
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I'm happy to report that Greta Thunberg is still alive.
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Variety article.

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WTF.

Apparently if your film doesn't extol criminals running free and committing crime with impunity, you are not "anti-cop" enough.
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Bobby Believes in the old-wives' tale of the Nine-Tailed Fox.
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No, even though the vixen is reputed to be a temptress of men, she still won't fuck you.

wait wait wait wait wait.

Is Bobbo blaming THE COOF for the Escapist firing him not renewing his contract? ROFLMAO

SURE, Bobbo. whatever helps ya sleep at night.