Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[Maude Snew]

Just come out of the closet, Patrick. We all know you're a faggot.

But he can't sell his closet, Quasi has a lien on it. Also he's stuck in there on account of being fat.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

he has to be lying about his weight, ive never seen someone ~6'ft tall that had a double chin at 225lbs. that's ~240-250lbs a least.

Some people have a pocket of fat under their chin that won’t go away no matter how much weight they lose. Some people have fat necks even when their body is in shape. Fatrick is not one of those people. He needs a B-cup bra and a girdle to try to hide his corpulence. He weighs at least 250 pounds.

 

[Kaede Did Nothing Wrong]

I think pat's basketball needle should tell us on twitter how it all went down.

 

[Mr Moonface]

Piggy is angry about Brewers' Spring Training being cancelled:



College dropout lectures woman on what college is supposed to be about:



Calling me fat on the internet is a felony, child:



Even Pat's pet lizard wants nothing to do with him:



Piggy's dumb transformers-Ukraine tweet hits an important milestone:



Imagine celebrating something this stupid instead of having a job or raising your daughter.

 

[instythot]

he has to be lying about his weight, ive never seen someone ~6'ft tall that had a double chin at 225lbs. that's ~240-250lbs a least.

You only spot two chins on current Patrick? Get your eyes checked child

 

[Lord of the Large Pants]

Anyone order a 25 tweet dissertation on the Russia-Ukraine conflict done through the lens of some dumb transformer movie?

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He's actually getting worse, which is pretty impressive when you think about it.

This is it. The final proof that Pat is just MovieBob traveling back in time after having had the last shred of his soul ripped out.

 

[LetterlandMafia]

Piggy is angry about Brewers' Spring Training being cancelled:

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Another trip? I hope someone's making a note of these for when he inevitably claims he can't pay Quasi back.

 

[Mr Moonface]

He's sold 6000 books total over his entire "writing career".

 

[John Andrews Stan]

I love that he thinks MLB leadership is thoughtfully considering his tweets as they navigate a lockout. Oh and he “officially” canceled their tickets. Stand by for the press conference the public expects to accompany such an important official announcement.

 

[Pat's Pointer Finger]

He's sold 6000 books total over his entire "writing career".

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How unfortunate, he's a commercial failure, gaining infamy for becoming a prominent lolcow, and can't go to his favorite bar any longer

 

[Mr Moonface]

There's been some progress on the Pay Quasi situation:

https://webapps.sftc.org/ci/CaseInfo.dll?CaseNum=CPF21517455&SessionID=1C2AE5567B8622932A96D74886575DBBAC4669E9

Pat has already accrued over 1.2k in interest



Guy in the middle is the shark that Quasi hired to get his money.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Pat has already accrued over 1.2k in interest

That’s why he canceled the trip to Arizona: Every “spare” penny he has belongs to Quasi now.

 

[cuttysnark]

Chinks did this?

 

[Shaka Brah]

Chinks did this?

Chinks are (currently) doing this. If I'm reading right he recently retained their law firm to collect.

 

[JustStopDude]

It's amazing. Every time I think Patrick will stop triggering me, he find a new way.

His CPR stories are fucking moronic. You don't stop CPR until you are relieved by someone. Some random asshole teenage lifeguard isn't allowed to call the fucking time of death.

Furthermore, the notion that CPR doesn't work 80% of the time because the patient is already dead is so fucking wrong, it's not even wrong. It's a new kind of moronic wrong.

You do CPR on someone when they are non responsive. That doesn't mean they are dead.

This is akin to Patrick making up a story about doing the heimlich maneuver, describing how to do it all wrong, and then claiming that 80% of people choking are going to die because one is already dead if they can't vocalize they are choking.

This man says the dumbest fucking shit.

Side note, I highly recommend getting certified by the American Heart Association in basic first aid and CPR. Not only you might save a life, it really drives home the point how fucking moronic this boastful ass is.

 

[JY's Tampon]

 

[thismanlies]

Guy in the middle is the shark that Quasi hired to get his money.

Hope this shark's got some good jaws on him because he'll need to bite through a lot of fat to get to the meat.

 

[S.C.U.D.]

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I wonder if he'll realize most of his new followers are there to make fun of him.

 

[Shaka Brah]

Hope this shark's got some good jaws on him because he'll need to bite through a lot of fat to get to the meat.

Never underestimate a Chinese Lawyer when it comes to getting money.

 

[Smithfield Ham]

It's amazing how, in a thread about how much CPR sucks and doesn't work most of the time, all it takes is one person mocking Patrick's cpr skills to get him defending it.