Nikocado Avocado / Nicholas Perry - (Formerly) Fat Faggot who cries because he eats and eats because he cries.

[Likely]

I think he will kill himself... Just like this dude:

This is totally a sex thing, just turned up to 1000.

 

[Sweetpeaa]

With recent events Nik should be counting himself a very lucky man that he was plucked out of Ukraine as a child and brought to the U.S.

 

[Meiwaku]

Orlin. His smile, his optimism, gone.


I caught some stills to show you how bad off they are. Commenters were like omg ur not fighting! Yes they were. It was all super passive aggressive and quiet but they're still arguing and Orlin is dreadfully upset. His entire face tells the story.

Couples counseling is 100% based on communication. This includes non-verbal. Orlin is dead inside this entire video.




Allegedly there's a Dr.Now arc coming


If you partner looks at you like this for an entire video you're in deep shit relationship wise.

Nick defaults to being childish (see above) and annoying or potentially going on about something unrelated whenever Orlin brings up an issue. Orlin makes a few general comments "when are you going to get serious about your health". But is generally ignored so he goes for passive aggressive comments or emotional jabs such as telling Nick that being healthy is when you can see your own Pickle.

Passive aggressiveness is basically done so that the person can make themselves feel better. It isn't done to help solve a problem, it's done to relieve frustration. I don't watch Nick and only check in periodically but it's clear Orlin is pissed about his weight.

He also is intentionally making jabs at him bringing up Trisha Paytas and her going vegan as well as insulting him being unable to see his dick. Nick is really dismissive of Orlin's concerns due to his discomfort around the topic of his own health and doesn't listen/distracts himself even if he more or less proves him wrong on a topic. Hence the dancing pics. He also goes on a sperg about how much he loves glassware to avoid talking about something uncomfortable. It's an immature solution to solving real issues.

Tl;dr- his commenters are retarded so is anyone who thinks they're not fighting in this video. The whole video is a quiet argument.

 

[Private Joker]

Nasty faggot.

 

[Sergeant Major Buzzkill]

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Orlin. His smile, his optimism, gone.

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I caught some stills to show you how bad off they are. Commenters were like omg ur not fighting! Yes they were. It was all super passive aggressive and quiet but they're still arguing and Orlin is dreadfully upset. His entire face tells the story.
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Couples counseling is 100% based on communication. This includes non-verbal. Orlin is dead inside this entire video.
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Allegedly there's a Dr.Now arc coming
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If you partner looks at you like this for an entire video you're in deep shit relationship wise.
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Nick defaults to being childish (see above) and annoying or potentially going on about something unrelated whenever Orlin brings up an issue. Orlin makes a few general comments "when are you going to get serious about your health". But is generally ignored so he goes for passive aggressive comments or emotional jabs such as telling Nick that being healthy is when you can see your own Pickle.

Passive aggressiveness is basically done so that the person can make themselves feel better. It isn't done to help solve a problem, it's done to relieve frustration. I don't watch Nick and only check in periodically but it's clear Orlin is pissed about his weight.
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He also is intentionally making jabs at him bringing up Trisha Paytas and her going vegan as well as insulting him being unable to see his dick. Nick is really dismissive of Orlin's concerns due to his discomfort around the topic of his own health and doesn't listen/distracts himself even if he more or less proves him wrong on a topic. Hence the dancing pics. He also goes on a sperg about how much he loves glassware to avoid talking about something uncomfortable. It's an immature solution to solving real issues.

Tl;dr- his commenters are retarded so is anyone who thinks they're not fighting in this video. The whole video is a quiet argument.

You haven't taken the Nik pill yet, have you?

 

[bd3rZIKr]

Nic is fat and can't stop eating because of subconscious trauma in his DNA after the Holodomor.

 

[Blackstar]

 

[Slav Power]

no amount of me agreeing with his sentiments in theory is gonna change the fact that he's talking at me with a mouth full of shite food and his absolutely obnoxious mannerisms, both making me sick

I don't know man, I think most of his mannerisms are kinda funny in their exaggeration.

Around 28:30 He goes on a full blown rant about social justice culture, about words you can't say anymore and how retarded it is to call Latinos Latinx and how people are wasting their time with being offended

What pisses me off the most is when he ate that bread stick or whatever it was, he dipped the tip of it and then ate a half of it in a single bite. I'd be dipping it, biting just the dipped part and then repeat, that's the point of dips to me.

 

[No Batty Boys in Jamaica]

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Make yourself useful Nick

There is a parallel universe where nicholas never leaves Ukraine. Instead of turning into a fat batty bwoy, he becomes an upstanding Ukrainian citizen whose life is cut tragically short by the war.

 

[Cuntspiracy Man]

There is a parallel universe where nicholas never leaves Ukraine. Instead of turning into a fat batty bwoy, he becomes an upstanding Ukrainian citizen whose life is cut tragically short by the war.

>nick survives longer in the bad timeline

 

[Ponzo]

Beef between Nikocado and his dietitian Hamber

 

[bebopsingh]

Dude, we gotta support and encourage Nicky to continue his lolcow crusade against the hambeast.

Just imagine Nick is running rings around her and she's crying and trying her best to fight him and at the same time is crying to Jade, complaining about how this dude is cyber bullying her and Jade throws her hands up in frustration to Amber's whining.

 

[Private Joker]

Beef between Nikocado and his dietitian Hamber

Hah! Beef between a big fat dyke and a big fat faggot. They'll eat the beef and then Nik flutters his fag eyes and smooshes his fag face at her while she desperately tries to catch her breath.

Fagocado fake broke up with Rodrigo again and he's travelling again, for another gainer hookup I'm sure. Same old plotline. Breaks up with beaner bitch, goes on trip for gainer hookup and gorging on junk food.

 

[Idgaflol]

Isn't this guy playing a character or something? This dude is acting like an autistic retard just to get attention, and boy it worked lol.

 

[D.H]

Isn't this guy playing a character or something? This dude is acting like an autistic retard just to get attention, and boy it worked lol.

...and all it cost him was his physical health.

 

[Idgaflol]

...and all it cost him was his physical health.

Oh totally, I can't deny that. But it's just funny that some people think he's a retarded because he keeps saying retarded shit on purpose lol. People in the commentary community (ugh..) are taking him seriously when he says that he's skinny, and they used that as evidence to prove that he's stupid lol. Like come the fuck on, why would you take an obese guy saying that he's skinny way too seriously? I want to believe that the commentary community doesn't even care about nick or his health, they just want to make videos about him because of views, money, and people praising them as epic heroes.

 

[D.H]

they just want to make videos about him because of views, money, and people praising them as epic heroes.

Trust me, they don't care. That's what I like about kenshin. He doesn't pretend that he cares. He just spoke his peace and moved on.

 

[Private Joker]

...and all it cost him was his physical health.

And is single clapping faggot handedly responsible for environmental devastation with all the fast food bags, wrappers and assorted waste he causes with his gorging. I can't even imagine how many animals have died just to feed him. Not to mention the amount of dung he's shot out of that enormous ass of his. His toilet must be begging to be executed.

 

[Private Joker]

 

[The Un-Clit]

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That's the kind of expression id have on my face if I was facing down a platter of grease and salt and carbs (along with some surely dry-ass chicken) and knew I'm expected to eat that all on camera. That might just be an honest nicocado face right there.