Non-Asian YouTubers with Asian girlfriends/wives

[3322]

Sorta like I don't understand why people like you need to point out shit like "her tits are fake", when it isn't a shit boob job. I really don't care about the opinion of a faggot. I also don't understand why you just don't pay attention to it if you don't care. You never had to respond to any of my posts if you had zero interest in them, but again, being a brainless faggot, you decided to respond as if I cared about your retarded takes. Maybe you shouldn't respond to opinions you don't care about like any person who wasn't an attention seeking cum-guzzler would do.

This angry rambling has convinced me that you really don't care and are not at all upset.

 

[I Love Beef]

lol well, it's time to tard wrangle

I'm going to do a litmus test for everyone here.

Which ones do you prefer?

Spoiler: Exhibit A

Spoiler: Exhibit B

If you chose Exhibit A: Congratulations, you know how to choose a winner and have the self motivation and drive to score an actually hot woman

If you chose Exhibit B: hahaha oh wow, what the fuck is wrong with you, you're more yellow fever'd than a jaundiced man with malaria, is your dick concave or a black hole? have some dignity and grow a pair, aylmao

with thanks to @Gimmick Account

 

[Tomboy Respecter]

This angry rambling has convinced me that you really don't care and are not at all upset.

I'm not really angry. I just find kinda funny that someone that "doesn't care about my opinions" is still responding to me. If you actually don't just stop. There is absolutely nothing preventing you from ignoring me if you want to other than some ego-related bullshit on your end (in which case, I'll remind you that this is the Internet: none of this is real or matters).

 

[FarCentrist]

Karl Jobst deleted this video in direct response to @Null making fun of it on a MATI stream. Null said his girlfriend had no tits at all and pat Karl's head like a dog. If I remember right, Karl started moralfagging about KF and wanted to get the site shut down.

Thanks for the vid, I forgot the null/KarlJobst connection. It is as cringe as when I first saw it and is Karl autistic enough to never look at his own Goldeneye PB video and think "this is not a good look for me?"

If any of y'all want to watch the speedrun freakout is starts at 1:25:00

 

[Tomboy Respecter]

lol well, it's time to tard wrangle

I'm going to do a litmus test for everyone here.

Which ones do you prefer?

Spoiler: Exhibit A

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Spoiler: Exhibit B

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If you chose Exhibit A: Congratulations, you know how to choose a winner and have the self motivation and drive to score an actually hot woman

If you chose Exhibit B: hahaha oh wow, what the fuck is wrong with you, you're more yellow fever'd than a jaundiced man with malaria, is your dick concave or a black hole? have some dignity and grow a pair, aylmao

with thanks to @Gimmick Account

The last dude's wife in Exhibit B is average looking (it might be the lighting and the camera angle admittedly, but she doesn't scream ugly). I don't even know how Maximillian and the other dude thought their women looked remotely okay.

 

[3322]

lol well, it's time to tard wrangle

I'm going to do a litmus test for everyone here.

Which ones do you prefer?

Spoiler: Exhibit A

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Spoiler: Exhibit B

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If you chose Exhibit A: Congratulations, you know how to choose a winner and have the self motivation and drive to score an actually hot woman

If you chose Exhibit B: hahaha oh wow, what the fuck is wrong with you, you're more yellow fever'd than a jaundiced man with malaria, is your dick concave or a black hole? have some dignity and grow a pair, aylmao

with thanks to @Gimmick Account

With the same amount of plastic surgery and photoshop you can easily turn Exhibit B into Exhibit A, in fact I assume they looked similar in their before pictures. But the women who can afford to get that amount of work done don't usually go for men like you see in Exhibit B, they need a man with money. You get what you can pay for with asian ladies.

 

[lemme ASS you a question]

The most egregious that comes to my mind is Hoovies Garage, his wife i don't think barely speaks english and they seem to have zero chemistry and its obvious that the relationship only works because Hoovie is somehow a multimillionaire. In a recent video he gives away a BMW to one of his wifes friends and she can't even speak English, the wife had to translate Hoovie to her. The goal was to let her daily drive an old BMW and see how long a normal user would take to actually break it in real world driving, and she didn't seem to understand that it was for his channel content, so its apparent that his wife and her connections are all FOB's who used him to get into the rich part of America.

Here's his wife (timestamped)

Heres the wifes friend who can't speak any English and doesn't know how to drive

In an unrelated note there are alot of attention whores in the youtube car space, its a huge subculture. Hopefully one day ill find a car-centric related lolcow

 

[Steely Dan]

all these dweeby white dudes dating asian chicks wouldnt be weird to me if they all weren't fridge bodied sticks with with bony faces. thick/chubby asians are where its at

 

[Butcher Pete]

Yeah I had that issue too when I went to a language exchange and was the only foreigner. Great for making friends with locals, but bad for learning the language. I just hired an online tutor to teach me instead.

You just gotta find a place where they don`t speak English or run out of English quickly.

I used to go to a Snack Magnet karaoke place. Price comparison is 5000 yen/hr for 50 minutes of official school Japanese lessons on shit you don`t care about, or 3000 yen to talk for a few hours on a variety of subjects and gossip about your neighbors. Beer and karaoke as a bonus.

Or you can talk to old people. Once they get over “holy shit, gaijin!” they`ll ramble for hours. Just let them go and ask questions when you need to.

 

[Gravityqueen4life]

this thread didn't deserve to get this big so quickly. i dont care what race either party belongs too. as long as they love eachother and enjoy their time together, its fine.

 

[The Mass Shooter Ron Soye]

lol well, it's time to tard wrangle

I'm going to do a litmus test for everyone here.

Which ones do you prefer?

Spoiler: Exhibit A

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Spoiler: Exhibit B

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If you chose Exhibit A: Congratulations, you know how to choose a winner and have the self motivation and drive to score an actually hot woman

If you chose Exhibit B: hahaha oh wow, what the fuck is wrong with you, you're more yellow fever'd than a jaundiced man with malaria, is your dick concave or a black hole? have some dignity and grow a pair, aylmao

with thanks to @Gimmick Account

The last one in exhibit B doesn't look terrible. Good enough for an INCEL.

For exhibit A you need to get all the makeup off to make sure it's not a Pokimane in disguise.

 

[WeWuzFinns]

lol well, it's time to tard wrangle

I'm going to do a litmus test for everyone here.

Which ones do you prefer?

Spoiler: Exhibit A

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Spoiler: Exhibit B

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If you chose Exhibit A: Congratulations, you know how to choose a winner and have the self motivation and drive to score an actually hot woman

If you chose Exhibit B: hahaha oh wow, what the fuck is wrong with you, you're more yellow fever'd than a jaundiced man with malaria, is your dick concave or a black hole? have some dignity and grow a pair, aylmao

with thanks to @Gimmick Account

Exhibit A has so much plastic and makeup that I'm slowly starting understand what feminists mean with unrealistic beauty standards. Don't be fooled, shapeshifting is hard work and doesn't make the child look any less goblin.

 

[Dream_Cooter]

The most egregious that comes to my mind is Hoovies Garage, his wife i don't think barely speaks english and they seem to have zero chemistry and its obvious that the relationship only works because Hoovie is somehow a multimillionaire. In a recent video he gives away a BMW to one of his wifes friends and she can't even speak English, the wife had to translate Hoovie to her. The goal was to let her daily drive an old BMW and see how long a normal user would take to actually break it in real world driving, and she didn't seem to understand that it was for his channel content, so its apparent that his wife and her connections are all FOB's who used him to get into the rich part of America.

Here's his wife (timestamped)

Heres the wifes friend who can't speak any English and doesn't know how to drive

In an unrelated note there are alot of attention whores in the youtube car space, its a huge subculture. Hopefully one day ill find a car-centric related lolcow

Wow, the cardude talks to his wife like she's a fucking retard. How could you treat somebody like a retard then put a baby in her?

all these dweeby white dudes dating asian chicks wouldnt be weird to me if they all weren't fridge bodied sticks with with bony faces. thick/chubby asians are where its at

Hard agree, I remember watching the movie Housu and the only fuckable girl with body was the "obese" chick.

 

[The Magnificence]

LOL at this thread getting half-assed brigaded by the Kiwi Farms Otaku contingent.

 

[Uncle Ted's Cabin]

Not a youtuber, but we can't forget the all-time reigning king of dweebs and his wife:

 

[Fatuae]

all these dweeby white dudes dating asian chicks wouldnt be weird to me if they all weren't fridge bodied sticks with with bony faces. thick/chubby asians are where its at

Yeah I honestly agree. Someone make this the thread's solution.

 

[Kramer on the phone]

This one made me go wtf when I first saw it. Max isn't handsome, but he's tall and has a pretty consistent work ethic and strong following.

Also, the thing Asian women (and white men for that matter) don't seem to realize is that a son's height comes from the men on the maternal side. Tall guys like Max are all going to have weird looking midgets for sons.

could we have a thread on this? thats more specific, a woman's parents determine a fuckload about your kid, baldness. dick size, skin color, meanwhile what does the men's parents determine for kids besides like personality and health issues?

I want an actual edicational thread on the farms dammit!

this thread didn't deserve to get this big so quickly. i dont care what race either party belongs too. as long as they love eachother and enjoy their time together, its fine.

why are you on this site if its not to be catty about other peoples bad decisions (or decisions you feel are bad)

Not a youtuber, but we can't forget the all-time reigning king of dweebs and his wife:

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to be fair Mark Zuckerberg is literally colorblind, he has like dog vision. which means it really doesn't fucking matter what someone looks like. its more about how pleasing they sound and if you enjoy being around them. i bet she sounds delightful. Why would someone that can barely see need an attractive wife

 

[Protistology]

Only worthwhile post in this thread and it's dead on the money.
>youtuber/streamer/whatever brings on their gf
>insufferable annoying unfunny etc.
>comments rightfully complaining
>ten billion "wow so many incels XDDDDD" comments follow and engulf entire video

I knew May was no good the moment she showed up on Digibro's channel but nobody ever listens to me.

 

[Stasi]

In the pre-YouTube days, it seemed like it was mainly older dudes with Yellow Fever.

As for why young Thai women are attacted to middle-aged white men... they're apparently more "interesting" than Thai men.

The full version is in all the usual places, and well worth a watch.

This is still a thing, couple of years back I had to go to the Thai Embassy in the UK to pick up a visa and literally the only other people in line where white dudes in their 50s and 60s. A couple of them who didn't know each other started openly talking about the best places to find whores.

On some level I can respect the "I'm after one thing and I don't give a fuck" attitude.

 

[Johnny Salami]

Spoiler: Exhibit B

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Yikes that poor kid. Bald, happa, and probably a manlet

And this thread seemed to hit a nerve, I just wanna make fun of r/asianmasculinity and their ways