Cultcow Russell Greer / Mr. Green / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner

[️ronic]

@The Great Citracett getting him his penis sucked by Russhole? That'd be like putting your junk into a bowl of parmesan cheese flavoured Jell-O.

No upper lip = constant biting on junk

 

[DSP's Tax Lawyer]

No upper lip = constant biting on junk

Just take the Olive Garden date @The Great Citracett
Olive Garden sucks and spending time with Russell sucks but a long ass blowjob with constant biting is way worse

 

[Drowningman]

Just take the Olive Garden date @The Great Citracett
Olive Garden sucks and spending time with Russell sucks but a long ass blowjob with constant biting is way worse

Don't forget the buckets full of drool all over the place he leaves behind.

 

[DSP's Tax Lawyer]

Don't forget the buckets full of drool all over the place he leaves behind.

Just get one of the longer tables that keeps him away. Problem solved

 

[FernandoPooTragedy]

Are you looking for damages in the form of a date, dance lessons, or a penis sucking session?

I think Great Citracett would prefer a date with Russ with braided hair and a red dress playing footsie. And plenty of Coldstone ice cream!

 

[moocow]

And we've wandered from mocking Russ on his birthday to talking about a guy dying from anal sex with a horse. Or Monday, as we call it around here.

What can I say? People love a good self-pwn.

 

[MeganDodgedABullet]

You just reminded me to upload Mr. Hands' final video to the 'RL death videos' thread. I'm sure they will love it, and it counts since he did die in hospital from massive horsecock trauma, even if he didn't die directly on camera. What a way to earn a Darwin award, eh?

*edit* I see this has been well commented on already. Trust my fellow Russ Autists to know all about The Handsyman.

I too am familiar with Emunclaw's notoriety, cementing WA's rep as a haven of whackos and fruitloops. It's not just CA....

 

[Drowningman]

With it national women day, what will our boy do to celebrate..

Too bad he isn't dropping a new song today..
I bet he dosen't wish Molly a happy women day.

 

[️ronic]

With it national women day, what will our boy do to celebrate..

He'll venmo every woman he follows $1.50.

 

[Useful_Mistake]

He'll venmo every woman he follows $1.50.

Given how many women he follows, that'd be pretty expensive

 

[Dr. Henry Armitage]

With it national women day, what will our boy do to celebrate..

He'll offer to date them, make him famous, and give them the opportunity to suck him his penis.

 

[DSP's Tax Lawyer]

Given how many women he follows, that'd be pretty expensive

He can follow a lot of people, but how many of them have blocked him? That probably cuts down some costs

 

[BluntyBitch]

He'll offer to date them, make him famous, and give them the opportunity to suck him his penis.

Don't forget a free copy of his book

 

[DrJonesHat]

Don't forget a free copy of his book

I thought it was hilarious when he went to a brothel and didn't have the amount he and the hooker had previously agreed on, and he tried to get a discount by giving her his book. That's...special.

 

[️ronic]

Given how many women he follows, that'd be pretty expensive

He'll send them an IOU with the condition that they go to Olive Garden with him and suck him his penis.

 

[Instant_Pot_User]

> suck him his penis

That always gets me, that weird dative-accusative thing. Did Russell think that would make him look smarter and more attractive?

 

[Dr. Henry Armitage]

> suck him his penis

That always gets me, that weird dative-accusative thing. Did Russell think that would make him look smarter and more attractive?

pretty sure the original "suck me my penis" was just a typo. We've ran with it ever since cause it's funny.

 

[AnOminous]

It's a reference to a case where a man frequently took horse cock up his ass, filmed it, and shared the porno.

Until he got a perforated colon and died because even a goatse can't take a horsecock safely.

 

[StinkySnack]

> suck him his penis

That always gets me, that weird dative-accusative thing. Did Russell think that would make him look smarter and more attractive?

I'm almost certain he had originally written it as "suck me off" but decided that "suck my penis" looked better. Russ being Russ, he left the "me" in the sentence while editing it.

 

[Kugelsak Kastengrus 6th]

> suck him his penis

That always gets me, that weird dative-accusative thing. Did Russell think that would make him look smarter and more attractive?

It's part of his butchery of the english language. He's pretty bad with the concept of doing a spell/grammar check. Unless I'm mistaken, his legal stuff is full of typos.

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