Orbiter 🏳️‍🌈🐱 Nick Fuentes / Nicholas Joseph Fuentes / der America First Pürrer / "Nick the Knife" - CatboyKami's ex. Flipped fed asset after January 6th. Groypers are pardoned for January 6th, still a fag. Kept Ali Akbar, brown muslim boy-hungry pedophile, around groypers knowing what he was. Hates white women more than blacks and jews.

Nick takes after Emperor Palpatine (lol) and Stalin. If you don’t understand what he’s doing then I don’t know what to tell you.
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Competent men who had their place in time. It's sad to see them tarnish themselves with the Nick association this late in life.

Props to EMJ for having some principles and distancing himself from phony cat-holic Nick fairly early on.

Not to mention actually engaging in some decent scholarship. Seriously, Barren Metal, The Slaughter of Cities, The Jewish Revolutionary Spirit, Libido Dominandi. Even his stuff on war, which other authors do much better, All a thousand times more impactful than "Did you know blacks are dumb and commit crime, pt. 5" by Jared Taylor

All of these pro-Nick shills made their account in mid-February, right after AFPAC 3. No way these are just random groypers organically defending their fuhrer's honor. They are all interns or were otherwise told by Nick to do this. How else do you explain their masochistic tendency to keep humiliating themselves by posting nonsense over and over again? Even a pants-on-head retarded groyper would give up after being clowned on 3 or 4 times in a row.
Correct me if I'm wrong but the more people post in this thread the more likely it is to appear higher in search results when searching nicks name right? Isn't the last thing nick would want to do is send a bunch of "interns" here to boost the SEO?

Go out there and call for a violent extremist movement then... lets see what happens.

also cope some more over this.
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"If it takes one night to bake a batch of 10,000 cookies and Cookie Monster has 1 ovens working 24 hours a day everyday for 6 months, how long does it take Cookie Monster to make 16.08 million batches of cookies? I don't know, that's a good question....

No, that doesn't sound correct to me.

Wait a second, if it takes one night to make one 10,000 batches of cookies and you have 1 oven working 24 hours a day for 6 months, how long would it take to get to 16.08 million? Hmmm, I don't know. It certainly wouldn't be 6 months, right? The math doesn't seem to add up there. None of it really adds up. None of it really makes sense.

16.08 million cookies? Nah, I don't buy it"

In all seriousness: Nick would have to have been averaging around 100,000 viewers per night on his website (every single night) to be at 16 million views today.

Let the record show that I'm not a cozy denier, I'm simply a cozy fact checker!
 
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Correct me if I'm wrong but the more people post in this thread the more likely it is to appear higher in search results when searching nicks name right? Isn't the last thing nick would want to do is send a bunch of "interns" here to boost the SEO?
given that his recent "thing" has been really going full-bore on "no publicity is bad publicity" and sharing around his own name on the google analytics thing with no regard to whether or not any of the attention or coverage is positive or not, I think that even if he is sending interns to shill on here, he does not have the level of introspection you would need in order to think that through
 
One groyper account gets slapped down and like clockwork another tags in to bussy guard for the hard right sissy king. Might not be Nick directing it but this is definitely a coordinated effort. Seems like the D team of foreign groyper interns on shithouse duty. Just have to wonder is this the bottom for groyper intern duty or is that being a Yoba.tv/yoba.win janny.
 
I created one around the Casey situation at AFPAC 2, got into crypto shortly thereafter and only really gave AF cursory glances every so often. Got back into a bit more in January and came back here to get some of the deep lore I’ve been missing. IP2Zoomer type stuff specifically. Makes you feel like an insider when you know which random groypers have been kicked from the party.

Kiwifarms is funny to me. The post I replied to above cracked me up. Anyway, I’m able to recognize Nick is extremely talented and smart, with the best political strategy among his peers while also not being a complete dickrider. For me it feels like a lot of you are just looking for reasons to prove Nick is not someone worth obsessing over while you guys obsess over him more than anyone. I’d tell you to have some nuance but I frankly don’t care. A lot of the stuff written here is very funny and good schizo content. Not saying Nick doesn’t deserve criticism but for a guy who’s streamed a fourth of his waking life for the past 5 years and all you have is that ‘he’s gay! Trust me!’ it’s hilarious but also very telling.

I will say this though, the guy a few pages back who wanted to make a thread on Nick’s drama on twitter and pointed out that Shawn is still acting behind the scenes should definitely fill up the thread. Seems to know what he’s talking about.
You created this account three months ago imao, unless you’re admitting to sockpuppeting, which is a no-no. Also learn how to edit your posts so you’re not double posting and shitting up our threads, anyone who claims to have been here longer than a few months would know better.
 
Explain how Nick is a Christian or Catholic. Does he practice what he preaches?
they can't and they won't. nick's "Christianity" is a purely aesthetic/rhetorical play. He knows jack shit about theology, does not attend service, does not receive communion, and, for all we know, hasn't even finished Catechism.

strap in, fellas, I'm about to go full turbosperg:
I don’t really have any of these hang-ups about cult of personalities ever since I realized it was reddit to hate self-avowed narcissists.
I'm not entirely sure what you're getting at here but I can't imagine backing a "self-avowed narcissist", particularly with regards to politics, is something that ends well by any means other than pure coincidence.
Your first half to me just sounds like good rhetorical framing on Nick’s part at worst. Your second part just sounds like politics. Nick takes after Emperor Palpatine (lol) and Stalin.
so... a fictional movie villain and noted Christian paleoconservative... Josef Stalin? Grow up and/or get better references, holy shit. read a fucking history book or something.
If you don’t understand what he’s doing then I don’t know what to tell you. It’s also necessary for him to have a cult of personality
that is literally never necessary for any reason lmao. Also, aren't Christians supposed to show humility?
so it won’t matter what the system does to him (see: cozy.tv).
if it truly made him invulnerable to the system, he wouldn't keep bringing it up all the time and bitching about it
I understand someone who’s cocky and can back it up
how has he backed it up? I keep hearing about all of these sweeping groyper victories but when you dig even just a little bit they're all Pyrrhic victories, and even that's for the times they do actually score some kind of "win." Hearing groypers brag about their victories feels the same way as NATO shills bragging about the "ghost of kiev".
makes people seethe but I’m loyal to what works
How is it working? I would genuinely like to know how having a conference where establishment politicians shill a bunch of ideas that are lukewarm at best and directly contradictory to your own supposed message and values at worst and then turn around and disavow the whole thing and pretend you don't exist within the next day is "working."
and I identify with, and what’s funny.
so is it just entertainment, or is it a super serious political movement? What's jokes and what's serious? Once you somehow manage to stumble your way into the seat of power, do you plan on legislating around what you think will be funny? I'm sure that will turn out well, lmao.
 
He’ll burn bridges with anybody that even slightly goes against his autistic view of the world.
But that's not true. He's completely fine with zionists, as long as they suck his dick. See: Gosar and Malkin. It's not about America First, it's not even about the grift, it's about his ego and nothing else. He's like Trump but somehow ten times more of a narcissist. And ten times less charming than Trump, too.
 
He's completely fine with zionists, as long as they suck his dick. See: Gosar and Malkin. It's not about America First, it's not even about the grift, it's about his ego and nothing else.
You forgot Laura Loomer and Jacob Wohl. Also, Paul Gosar has no problem with gays and wants them in the GOP (to own the libs who are the real homophobes). He's agreed with that black gay guy from TPUSA (AF went after Rob Smith a few times). But Gosar "gets away with it" and gets zero pushback because he's too big of a name.

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Rackets showed an image of an especially porcine-looking Ralph interviewing Gallon Colonfinder at AFPAC. IP2 Zoomer believed this to be a fake, because Ralph "looked insane" and had on a "white suit" instead of the grey circus tent he wore to the event itself. Rekeita was added to his list of enemies for this, and he also looks to have backed off his offer of an alliance with Kiwifarms and pale-dick Jawsh Moon:
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He looks like exactly the fat ugly retard he is in both. Also NICK REKIETA IS NOT KIWI FARMS'S LAWYER OR VIC MIGNOGNA'S LAWYER YOU STUPID FUCK! We have at least two now neither of whom is Nick Rekieta.
 
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Explain how Nick is a Christian or Catholic. Does he practice what he preaches?
Explain how he isn't? Do you have any proof he isn't? Because his behavior and reasoning all signal that he is genuine in his belief in God.
no counter argument like always.
I've literally responded to every relevant point.
It's Nick's ''Brazilian intern'' who shills on /pol/ every day for free. Sad!
Imagine thinking that Nick, who has had a combined clout of about 500k people across his defunct social media while being a controversial and divisive political pundit, internationally known as a meme wizard and with fan followings from many different countries, like Argentina, Brazil, Uruguay, Chile, Mexico, Spain, UK, Ireland, Germany, etc, would not attract the genuine autistic truth seekers around the world that have no reason to be bias like me. I think you underestimate the impact of Nick Fuentes on the world and the internet. He puts a face and a voice to the instinctive response humans have against abnormality. Every Christian nation supports him and has no reason not to. Every natural response from men around the world to leftist faggotry also navigates his way. I would say one quarter of his audience is completely foreign to the United States and are loyal to him because we know he is genuine and what the world in general pictures as the original true American or what that image is supposed to believe.
All of these pro-Nick shills made their account in mid-February, right after AFPAC 3. No way these are just random groypers organically defending their fuhrer's honor. They are all interns or were otherwise told by Nick to do this. How else do you explain their masochistic tendency to keep humiliating themselves by posting nonsense over and over again? Even a pants-on-head retarded groyper would give up after being clowned on 3 or 4 times in a row.
Well, I think I started the wave. My purpose here is to throw in some sense and show people who happened to read this thread and catch my post that the people who created these conspiracy theories are complete retards with 0 social life, gremlin looking, subconciously depressed, homos that have personal vendettas against Nick because they are lame and gay, basically bottom of the barrel autists.
Sam Hyde is apparently bisexual according to people that know him.

The christian conservatives in the 80's were mostly evangelical protestants, who were also super pro Israel.

The truth is is that you clams of Nick being the next big social influencer could have been true like 3 years ago, not today. He is a failure in most regards, and he will continue to be a failure as long as he denies it. In your words: Cope.
Everybody is bisexual then, fuck it.

The point is Christianity, not the version of Christianity. That's the defining factor. Do you think Christ is king?

The fact that they banned him from everywhere doesn't mean he is not relevant. He is still known internationally and every bit of content available of his always goes viral, because he is funny and genuine, while you are a sad retard.
Hope you didn't miss a single drop.


YWNBW
You will never be White.
I'm whiter than Nick, 35 to 50% of Latin Americans are white depending on your genetical requirements. Also, irrelevant as his message is about Jesus Christ and there are a lot of racial diversity in the AF world.
Tucker Carlson has an audience of millions. Nick has an audience of less than a thousand. Nick is clawing at irrelevant zionist politicians who no one cares about and that do not hold any of the same views that he espouses for "clout", but do go on and tell us what this movement has accomplished.
Do you remember what the determining factor of the rupture between Nick Fuentes and Richard Spencer was? Richard wanted to reach elites and manipulate them, while Nick wanted to appeal to the average Joe, to then take the best of the normal pool of people and prop them up as political leaders and get them possibly elected. Essentially, replace the current elite with genuine human beings that have the interests of their communities first.

Well, it turns out Nick was right, and of his pool of around 1 million genuine Americans who truly care (which is a very conservative number), a new elite is forming. That's what AFPAC is, a celebration of the new forming elite, essentially spawning a movement that has more clout, more energy, more enthusiasm, and more meaning than anything else that could possibly become an alternative, which creates a huge, dense core that attracts politicians like MTG and Paul Gosar.

That is the purpose now of Nick and AF, to gate keep.
 
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Correct me if I'm wrong but the more people post in this thread the more likely it is to appear higher in search results when searching nicks name right? Isn't the last thing nick would want to do is send a bunch of "interns" here to boost the SEO?
Nick is part of that weird segment of Zoomies who don't know how computers or the internet works because all they've used is completely locked-down platforms like their phones, tablets, and gaming consoles. He probably has no idea what SEO is, he just relies on his nutlickers to do it for him.
 
Nick is part of that weird segment of Zoomies who don't know how computers or the internet works because all they've used is completely locked-down platforms like their phones, tablets, and gaming consoles. He probably has no idea what SEO is, he just relies on his nutlickers to do it for him.
It doesn't matter. Normal people that are unfortunate enough to end up in this thread would read a couple of posts and determine you guys have serious mental issues. They would then form a perception of kiwifarms as some kind of cesspool of internet cancer and not take anything you say or come out of this site seriously.

The only people that could possibly treat this thread as serious or relevant are people who are already biased against Nick, like leftist journos trying to subvert the public's view of Nick or cringe wignats that try to do the same, which are both the correct enemies to have. They out themselves every time they default to one of the kiwifarms conspiracy theories and are easy to spot. It's the easiest way to detect a bad faith actor, so why would he care?

What attracts so many brown incels living in South American favelas to give a shit about United States politics? Go do literally anything else with your time, it would be more productive and better for you than wasting your day writing walls of texts nobody is going to read on a site where we make fun of retarded people online.
I like the truth and am autistic, so in my philosophical journey, I concluded nihilism, then defaulted to my reality, thus my biological purpose matters, thus defaulted to Christianity, as it is the correct OS to run in the collective consciousness of the masses, because it aligns and respects our biology and its limitations.

When it wasn't cringe and full of insane conspiracy theories clearly manufactured by retards in a malicious and dishonest manner, I used to be in kiwi farms all the time. There's making fun of people who clearly shouldn't have access to the internet, and then there's you publicly producing insane conspiracies about stupid shit that show the internal malfunctions of your own mind and have literally no substance.
 
I like the truth and am autistic, so in my philosophical journey, I concluded nihilism, then defaulted to my reality, thus my biological purpose matters, thus defaulted to Christianity, as it is the correct OS to run in the collective consciousness of the masses, because it aligns and respects our biology and its limitations.

When it wasn't cringe and full of insane conspiracy theories clearly manufactured by retards in a malicious and dishonest manner, I used to be in kiwi farms all the time. There's making fun of people who clearly shouldn't have access to the internet, and then there's you publicly producing insane conspiracies about stupid shit that show the internal malfunctions of your own mind and have literally no substance.
I'm not reading any of that, nigger.
 
The only people that could possibly treat this thread as serious or relevant are people who are already biased against Nick,
you could say literally the exact same thing but inverse given how many groypers are currently trying to shit up the thread with constant shilling.

I like the truth and am autistic, so in my philosophical journey, I concluded nihilism, then defaulted to my reality, thus my biological purpose matters, thus defaulted to Christianity, as it is the correct OS to run in the collective consciousness of the masses, because it aligns and respects our biology and its limitations.

When it wasn't cringe and full of insane conspiracy theories clearly manufactured by retards in a malicious and dishonest manner, I used to be in kiwi farms all the time. There's making fun of people who clearly shouldn't have access to the internet, and then there's you publicly producing insane conspiracies about stupid shit that show the internal malfunctions of your own mind and have literally no substance.
didn't read + learn to multiquote you retarded squatemalan nigger.
 
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