Anna o' Brien / Glitter + Lazers / GlitterandLazers - Fat, drunk, consoomer attention whore who would rather eat and drink herself to death than endure a single negative emotion

[High Hedgie]

What energy? I dance more than that in the grocery line, minus the ridiculous arm waving. LMAO! Her complete lack of awareness how absolutely little she is doing is mind boggling. I honestly think she, Tess, and Chantal are in some kind of competition to see who is more delusional and the least self aware. None of them seem the least bit aware how normal sized people view them.

 

[Catto Gatto]

 

[T.J. O'Pootertoot]

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Catto_Gatto, you are an evil, evil genius. You always blend the perfect songs and clips for these horrifying scenarios! Mazel tov!

 

[Hot Goss]

Poor people drive around on spares often enough

But are they driving around a 600 pounder in the back seat?

 

[Jassssica]

I know that the size differences here aren't exactly accurate because of distance, but I still find this fucking hilarious:

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Honestly, she'd probably still be wider than the group of 5 if they were standing right next to her. I never realized how big she actually was until recently when I started to compare to the objects in the background, other people, etc. It blows my mind how big around she is.

 

[GenociderSyo]

So she was flying first class on united and the yellow tag behind it means her bag was over 70 lbs of clothing...Thats a checked bag this must have happened right as it was being put on to be weighed United has curb side check in for bags. Really shows her entitlemnt whore status when she RECORDS Emely and Jon trying to help her to put on her IG instead of helping.

 

[prettybad]

New avatar, anybody?

 

[T.J. O'Pootertoot]

So she was flying first class on united and the yellow tag behind it means her bag was over 70 lbs of clothing...Thats a checked bag this must have happened right as it was being put on to be weighed United has curb side check in for bags. Really shows her entitlemnt whore status when she RECORDS Emely and Jon trying to help her to put on her IG instead of helping.
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She is an abject DISASTER of a person. The constant drama and bitching and entitlement... it almost defies comprehension. She literally ruined every single aspect of this trip. Think about it: she attempted hikes she clearly couldn't do and held the whole group back THEN pouted when the others made it to the top and she didn't, she threw a baby stompy fit over the shrimp, she had to take multiple naps because her fat ass was so exhausted, she pounded on Jon's door and nagged him to wake up, she crammed Emely on the airplane (even if she was in 1st class, she was clearly STILL spilling over into Emely's seat), now there's all this ridiculous suitcase drama. You just know she woke up late and hungover and tried to cram everything into the suitcase, causing it to jam shut. I would be livid and wouldn't be able to hold back from screaming at her to get her shit together.

How can you go to HAWAII of all places and do nothing but bitch and moan the whole time? And for the millionth time, who is watching/getting anything out of this content? By her "travelogues" I'd never want to leave home, as she makes everything seem like such a hassle.

Cue her travelogue that discusses more about what went wrong or what Anna thought was weird and ends with "it was a good day!"

 

[GenociderSyo]

I have never heard of taking a piece of luggage to the store you bought it at to make them unlock it.

 

[T.J. O'Pootertoot]

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I have never heard of taking a piece of luggage to the store you bought it at to make them unlock it.

Gorl, you a hot mess ALL THE TIME.

 

[chickenbutt]

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I have never heard of taking a piece of luggage to the store you bought it at to make them unlock it.

You are certainly a hot mess, Anna, but not a beautiful one. Just a gross, smelly, insufferably selfish one.

Honestly, I don't even care is Jon or Emely get paid to hang out with her - they are both fucking saints for not walking off on her at the airport and just blocking her number. The fat bitch jams a suitcase with her clusterfuck of tarps, then just stands back and films for her stupid insta while her two "friends" do all of the actual grunt work to open it?? Oh, hell no. She'd have been abandoned in the terminal if that were me, I'd happily swallow the cost of another ticket at that point.

 

[HamFan]

So she was flying first class on united and the yellow tag behind it means her bag was over 70 lbs of clothing...Thats a checked bag this must have happened right as it was being put on to be weighed United has curb side check in for bags. Really shows her entitlemnt whore status when she RECORDS Emely and Jon trying to help her to put on her IG instead of helping.
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Her house is a mess? Her face is a fucking mess! Is this the worse we've seen it? She has a beard of acne scars!

Why were her clothes just all over the "floor" (street)? She just fucking carried them out of her room in her arms? Why did they not make it into the suitcase?

Couldn't the hotel give her a plastic laundry sack or something, to take to Walmart? I don't get how this happened.

She probably really did get the lock jammed, but all the content for it is staged. When Jon and Emely are "trying to fix it," you see her duffle bag in the back. So obviously they already remedied the situation for the time, and we're just making a video for Anna's story about this wACkY incident. I'm sure she immediately decided to just take it somewhere to have it opened. But still made the stupid, "I tried to open it with random shit in my house" video.

But she's still being an entitled bitch about having someone fix it. "Ugh, I have to drive out there? Why didn't banging on it like a gorilla work?"

 

[No Thank You]

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I have never heard of taking a piece of luggage to the store you bought it at to make them unlock it.

The “bougie“ area shes at is called The Domain, and it’s just a giant fucking outdoor mall with overpriced apartments and hotels. There are some higher end stores up there, but fucking everything is up there. It’s. A. Fucking. Mall. I assumed Anna lived there when I first started following the thread, since its the exact kind of place she’d enjoy, it’s bland, and all there is to do is spend money.

You can wear whatever the fuck you want in Austin, but Anna can only wear whatever she’s able to fit into, which is why she is wearing a Dolly Parton sweater. Not because she likes Dolly (or music at all), but because she has no options due to her size.

 

[Haesindang Park]

So she was flying first class on united and the yellow tag behind it means her bag was over 70 lbs of clothing...Thats a checked bag this must have happened right as it was being put on to be weighed United has curb side check in for bags. Really shows her entitlemnt whore status when she RECORDS Emely and Jon trying to help her to put on her IG instead of helping.
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70 pounds of clothing? That's more than the average man's entire wardrobe in his closet.

 

[GenociderSyo]

So the warranty for her luggage flat out states it does NOT cover the owner being unable to unlock their luggage. And that they can pay for shipping to get it unlocked with proof of purchase by sending it to the company itself. So she ran in demanding something the stores can't even do.

Now shes whining about the bag company and talking about some event:

 

[High Hedgie]

70 pounds of clothing? That's more than the average man's entire wardrobe in his closet.

I know mechanics who have packed their tools well enough that they probably traveled with lighter bags. It really is all about her entitlement. She takes no care of her shit, but sure she's going to blame the bag company that she was slinging it around and forcing it shut. I highly doubt her story on $100 TJ Maxx shit lasting several years the way she treats things.

 

[fatcowsow]

70 pounds of clothing? That's more than the average man's entire wardrobe in his closet.

When each piece is the size of a circus tent that weight adds up quick.

 

[GenociderSyo]

 

[thejackal]

Who the fuck finds her relatable! We can only hope this is the beginning of brands dumping her. What a fucking clown ranting about how her bag failed when she overpacked it and then did some clown shit with a butter knife trying to open it.

How has she owned a home for 5 months now and doesn't have a tool kit? Nobody in this woman's life loves her. It should have been one of the first housewarming gifts or purchases.

 

[T.J. O'Pootertoot]

So the warranty for her luggage flat out states it does NOT cover the owner being unable to unlock their luggage. And that they can pay for shipping to get it unlocked with proof of purchase by sending it to the company itself. So she ran in demanding something the stores can't even do.
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Now shes whining about the bag company and talking about some event:
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So we got to hear more than twice as much about how much the Hawaii trip sucked for Anna than anything else. She is beyond insufferable. I really hope this was the last straw for Jon and Emely to finally tell her to go fuck herself.

She literally pounded the bag lock with a hammer before she brought it in. That's not Away's fault, idiot. And she has video evidence of her doing it. Of course they're not going to refund her!

Spoiler: Slight PL

I have an Away bag and it's AWESOME. I don't even see how this possibly could have happened unless she sat on the bag in an effort to get it closed and crushed it with her massive weight OR (and I feel this is very likely) she forgot her lock passcode or jammed something in the lock that broke it.