Russian Invasion of Ukraine Megathread

[MarvinTheParanoidAndroid]

To get rid of the Nazis and the weapons because if they joined NATO that would be a threat.

I was specifically told not to fall for propaganda, sir.

You know, they thing they said they were doing from the start.

I totally believe what a hostile nation says.

Also, they do not consider this a war.

Yes, I too have read the Concept of the Political, of course they wouldn't, "war" is politically incorrect.

"Guise they said they're not at war so it must be true."

 

[Marley Rathbone]

'It will hurt the poor people yes but the rest of us will be fine'

I want to believe that was accidental.

But it wasn't.

Because David Lapan's tribe plans on buying all the foreclosed homes when the working poor default.

 

[bread n circuses]

I know. If they had NATO on their doorstep they'd be in some serious, serious trouble. Can you imagine twenty years of having NATO on their border? They'd have probably already conquered them.

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The Baltic states aren’t considered a core Russian national security interest like Ukraine is because they’re not a potential economic rival, their border is fairly small, and their historical ties to Russia aren’t anywhere near as deep as Ukraine’s are. They’re also already a lost cause that can’t be retaken without igniting a nuclear war.

NATO isn’t conquering Russia, it’s isolating it in Europe by flipping its historical proxies and allies’ allegiances. If you don’t see why that’s a problem for Russia, I don’t know what to tell you.

 

[Jack Awful]

It's over, Putinbros, and/or normal people who just don't feel like dying or living through Great Depression 2.0 over which retarded Slav kleptocracy wins an extremely gay slapfight cheered on by sociopathic Western politicians and their corporate sponsors
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When you've lost Richard Spencer, you've lost America

Is this Spencer being extracted from the alt right by his handlers and being placed into a new group for infiltration?

 

[Bob jensen]

Gotta watch the Vit A

Yes I only sprinkle the raw liver in.

Fun fact: too much Vit A can also cause birth defects in humans..... (might also explain liberals)

 

[Fanatical Pragmatist]

Other countries also do this. Remember passing by one particular highway strip in Korea.

Also, it's hard to keep an airfield knocked out. There are rapid repair teams to fill craters in airstrips. Can bring in fuel bladders to replace fuel tanks, more tools/parts/maintainers/etc.

There are specialized anti-runway munitions that can knock one out for longer, typically by exploding just beneath the pavement in order to cause large slabs to be upturned and dislodged which is far more complicated than just filling in a crater.
Factor in air-deployed mines and airfields can be knocked out of commission for a longer amount of time.

That being said, airfields can't be knocked out long with most conventional munitions.

 

[MindYourSeabiscuits]

I like how they use "rest of us" as if the less well off class is in any way a minority at this point.
Agreed. This shit and Colbert's quote recently make me thirst for upper-middle class and up blood... in minecraft

What did Colbert say?

 

[bread n circuses]

According to Glowie Central, 95% of Russian forces are still intact.

95% of Putin's forces still intact, plan to surround Kyiv: Pentagon update

Russian bombardment of key cities has increased as ground troops have stalled.

abcnews.go.com

What the fuck I was told Russia was two days away from losing its entire army? Redditbros what’s going on????

 

[MrJokerRager]

Its over Putin bros, Rammstein supports Ukraine.

 

[Snickerdoodle]

If you guys ever wanted to support Ukraine while ALSO supporting autism awareness, these shirts are for you.
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[draggs]

95% of 200,000 is 10,000 casualties

 

[Meat Target]

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"Get the fuck over it poorfag, your suffering is nothing compared to the brave Ukrainians."
The desire to fedpost is just reaching levels I've never experienced before, there's a special place in hell waiting for these people.

I wish 1/6 had happened at WaPo's headquarters.

And lookie here, Colonel Calories wants to get us nuked while he stuffs his fat gob with donuts.

 

[No Batty Boys in Jamaica]

Have you met a kang before? They only chimp out in mass when the media commands them to, otherwise they just stick to killing each other and eating fried chicken. It's some sleeper agent type bullshit.

It's also game over for the Jews if the kangs ever find out that whitey isn't the enemy, but (((whitey))) is, which is why (((they))) are so invested in making sure the negro is barking up the wrong tree.

 

[George Floyd Sneed]

What are YOUR honest thoughts about this whole conflict? Like how do you guys feel about it?

I think Russia will come out ahead.

I don’t really get how some people will say Putin has planned for this for a decade but if Russia doesn’t achieve total victory in two weeks then it’s a total failure. Lots of goofball takes like this. Lots of people who think war is like the movies or their favorite animes where there is a clean victory.

The “west” (aka Burgerland) is pretty ignorant about all of this. I agree with those who say Amerimutts shouldn’t be allowed to talk about it here and this is coming from an Amerimutt. We have not a fucking clue about the history, just what we’ve seen in movies. It’s a sign of many that American hegemony is slipping but this has been in the making for years so no one political party can point fingers.

 

[Tim Curry]

What did Colbert say?

Sorry for the blurr. Shit screenshot

 

[Random Internet Person]

I wish 1/6 had happened at WaPo's headquarters.

And lookie here, Colonel Calories wants to get us nuked while he stuffs his fat gob with donuts.

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Of course you wanted that to happen. Now tell me your plans for living in the wasteland.

That isn't exactly what happened. Yeah Ukraine sign a deal with Russia and the USA (and Germany, and Uk and France) to give their nuclear weapons to Russia however:

1. The made this deal with the Soviet Union not Russia. The people who were governing the USSR were way more logical, diplomatic and less aggressive than Putin.

2. It was never really their weapons in the first place. While the Ukraine was apart of the soviet union a majority of their arsenal especially pertaining to nukes were stored in Ukraine. So when Ukraine gained independence in August of 1991 a few months prior signing the treaty, it was expected for them to turn over something as big as a nukes back to their rightful owners. If they hadn't that would've been a huge no-no for other major powers as well especially the USA because we weren't exactly on friendly terms with Ukraine either at the time. If they hadn't they probably wouldn't be allowed or be somewhat limited into entering the world economy and their newly independent nation would've either crumbled or struggle tremendously. Obviously this was not an option for the government of Ukraine because again living under the USSR was hell.

3. Exactly 24 days after the treaty was sign the USSR collapse. Remember the USSR was on the same level of power and influence as the USA at time so there was absolutely no way anyone could've predicted that.


tl;dr Ukraine didn't have a choice and people who like to meme and shit on it are ahistorical tards who enjoy the benefit of 20/20 hindsight.

So…Null’s analysis was wrong and he’s blinded by his hatred for the government?

 

[AssManWaitingInTheSkies]

It seems by intact they mean "still alive". How many are alive but out of commission or ran away?

If they are out of commission that already means they can't advance on kiev which is not the case here, retard. And besides, what's with that autistic percentage?

 

[Snickerdoodle]

Is this Spencer being extracted from the alt right by his handlers and being placed into a new group for infiltration?

spencer is best read as some kind of tranny abomination gone rogue. if you see it from the right angle its fucking hilarious

 

[Meat Target]

What did Colbert say?

"Gas prices at all-time high? Let them drive Teslas"

 

[6MillionCoofs]

I was specifically told not to fall for propaganda, sir.

Yes you were. You were also told to check what was true. What is happing matches up with what he said he would do.

I totally believe what a hostile nation says.

When the plan they outlined at the start looks exactly like the one they are using, probably wise to start trusting them.

But seriously, take your enemy at their word until they deviate. Assuming your enemy is lying from the start is a bad idea.

People like Putin work differently. They will straight up tell you what they are doing and why and also possibly how. Because they won't get into conflict if they can be stopped.

Yes, I too have read the Concept of the Political, of course they wouldn't, "war" is politically incorrect.

"Guise they said they're not at war so it must be true."

Yes. They don't consider it war. They consider it pest control.